Halloween traditions

[Guest LFD]

Actually it was dark, not sure he was even that fat - more greedy.

 

It was the adults reaction that shocked me more. They did nothing, didn't even care.

[Champ]

There's always one greedy scrote.

We're all organised here and have only had 2 lots of little girls. Looks like there's going to be plenty of chocolate left over here

And a pretty good pumpkin

 

 

[Guest LFD]

[General Dryness]

Thats quite good. I could almost forgive the fact that its a pumpkin.

 

I'd have repped if it was a turnip.

[PestiRed]

I've repped despite lack of turnipness and the football under the foot rather than the straight old-fashioned Liverbird. Be warned though, I won't be so lenient next year

[Guest LFD]

I didn't do it.  It was on the LFC official facebook page earlier today.

 

Saw an awesome thundercats one earlier as well.

 

[PestiRed]

Negged, partly for plagiarism but mostly because I had praised you and feel like I've been lied to

 

If you post again, I may rep you for honesty

[Champ]

I didn't do it.  It was on the LFC official facebook page earlier today.

 

 

You rotter. I got caught by the same trick. I thought you'd done it

[Juniper]

Watched An American Werewolf in London earlier, which I've not seen for years.

 

Turns out I'm playing a gig at a venue called The Slaughtered Lamb in London this weekend (named after the pub on the Moors) even has the same sign.

 

Think we had two sets of trick or treaters this evening. All very polite and left loads of sweets for us, so all in all a result.

[Alan Sex]

I traditionally ignore the door.

And sit by the window having a vicious wank.

 

Remember, you're only a pervert if you leave the lights on and stand up.

[Alan Sex]

Mrs Sex and the offspring carved these this year.

 

[General Dryness]

I'm starting to think that maybe you and your family are quite normal Alan.

 

The pumpkins are very good though.

[Anubis]

Old Halloween photos: Mary Wigman's Dance School photographed by Albert Renger-Patzsch in 1935.

 

 

 

Looks like a TSOP meeting to me.

[Scott_M]

Halloween traditions?

 

Ignoring it & hoping it goes away.

[Harry Squatter]

Hopefully beating the shit out of knobheads dressed as clowns will become a tradition.

[alles ist gut]

 

How Hades imagines the rest of the GF

[Chip Butty]

Used to love Halloween as a kid with duck apple and the biting of the apples hanging from the ceiling one(can't remember the name). Now, its this awful Americanised glorified party shite. It's wank and will be forever wank. The only time that 'feels' our these days, is bommy night. The only night of the year that for some insular reason, feels like 'ours'. Obviously it is just ours, but its neither commercialised or sweetened up. It just is what it is. Though I doubt some will agree considering the way the fire bobbies are way over the top these days. 

[cloggypop]

I don't miss mischief night

[General Dryness]

Used to love Halloween as a kid with duck apple and the biting of the apples hanging from the ceiling one(can't remember the name). Now, its this awful Americanised glorified party shite. It's wank and will be forever wank. The only time that 'feels' our these days, is bommy night. The only night of the year that for some insular reason, feels like 'ours'. Obviously it is just ours, but its neither commercialised or sweetened up. It just is what it is. Though I doubt some will agree considering the way the fire bobbies are way over the top these days.

Yeah this. Pumpkins? Fucking pumpkins? We never saw a pumpkin round our way when I was a kid. You'd see them on American tv shows, but we knew what the real deal was.

 

Stick yer pumpkins. Hollowing out a raw turnip and carving an evil face on it was like trial by combat. Separated the men from the boys, that did.

[cloggypop]

Little shrunken head turnips are well scarier than pumpkins

[Captain Turdseye]

There's a family in my street who decorate the front garden with all sorts, creepy music, smoke machines and everything. I deliberately walk past that house because they're trying too hard. Instead I go to the auld fella a few doors down from them that puts a sign up saying 'trick or treaters not welcome here'. I make a point of banging on his door and repeatedly saying to my kids in a raised voice "Some people are just miserable old sods."

 

I got a boss scowl off him one year when he finally caved in and opened the door.

[VladimirIlyich]

There's a family in my street who decorate the front garden with all sorts, creepy music, smoke machines and everything. I deliberately walk past that house because they're trying too hard. Instead I go to the auld fella a few doors down from them that puts a sign up saying 'trick or treaters not welcome here'. I make a point of banging on his door and repeatedly saying to my kids in a raised voice "Some people are just miserable old sods."

 

I got a boss scowl off him one year when he finally caved in and opened the door.

I am that cunt too. Take your kids begging somewhere else.

[Captain Turdseye]

I am that cunt too. Take your kids begging somewhere else.

When I was a kid I'd have definitely had your wheely bin off on bommy night.

[VladimirIlyich]

When I was a kid I'd have definitely had your wheely bin off on bommy night.

No wheelie bins when I was a kid just good old aliminium or steel. Fireproof.

[Furmedge]

There's a family in my street who decorate the front garden with all sorts, creepy music, smoke machines and everything. I deliberately walk past that house because they're trying too hard. Instead I go to the auld fella a few doors down from them that puts a sign up saying 'trick or treaters not welcome here'. I make a point of banging on his door and repeatedly saying to my kids in a raised voice "Some people are just miserable old sods."

 

I got a boss scowl off him one year when he finally caved in and opened the door.

There's a family round here that don't open the door and just leave a tub of sweets outside. My four year old snaffled the lost last year and I couldn't have been more proud.