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Made up for them. Regardless of what happens to them next season, days like this, and the memories they bring, is what it's all about. They will probably finish bottom, but so would Sheffield United so it makes no difference really. I'm interested to see if Burnley's ultra defensive style will give them a shot at staying up, because Leeds and Sunderland are almost certainly going back down.

Nah let him go and watch two of his other former clubs at St James' Park.

In other news, TLW can confirm that 3 Stacks will be leaving the forum for pastures new following our final game of the season this Sunday. We wish him good luck for the future.

TLW is delighted to announce that Trumo has agreed to a one year extension to continue on starting the match threads.

Slot's comments about Diaz/Barca are brilliant. He was in great form yesterday, loads of good stuff. As for Jurgen, totally agreed with what he said about the booing and that it shouldn't have happened, but totally disagreed with his reasons as to why it was wrong. He's too close to the situation to be able to see it clearly. Trent's like a son to him, and he probably indulged him too much while he was here. He partially contributed to this because Trent's contract started to tick down on his watch and the uncertainty around the club when he handed in his notice made it easier for Trent to do what he did. I've got lots to say in this, but will stick it in the diary rather than on here, just to keep @Arnaud happy.

Klopp. Slot wouldn't dare. Not yet.

I sit not far from the dug out and I've seen him calling us cunts just for groaning at misplaced passes!

Klopp would have been running up and down the touchline calling everyone cunts.

Always reads worse than when you watch it, because he tends to deliver it with a smile and a laugh. The message is the message though in this case I think.

I only saw the last 10 minutes. I'm told the game was horrendous. The last 10 was all United and I thought Spurs were pathetic, but that makes it even funnier.

Any truth in the rumour that Arteta is coming in to AFTV to advise Ty on his excuse making?

Yeah it was a bit like a pre-season game until the last 20 when Brighton played like it was a proper game and we didn't.

Especially when the interview is robotic as fuck, and you then see Cresswell and Fabianski showing genuine emotion in their leaving videos from West Ham.