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Charlie Nicholas. Gutted when we didn't get him because at the time he was billed as the next Dalglish. Aside from that one flukey day he had against us at Wembley I always through he was fucking shite for Arsenal any time I saw him. He annoys me on Soccer Saturday because he's a 60 year old white man with an earring. That's only acceptable if you're 1) a pirate or 2) an ageing rock star.

As for Gary Mac, that might actually prove to be true depending on what Ronaldo does over the next 12 months. I was assuming that he'll carry on as he has been, in which case he'll just edge out the beautiful bald head of Gary Mac. If Ronaldo drops off though, I may need to revise that.

That's who I meant. Funny thing is, I pondered on that for a good thirty seconds as I knew it wasn't right, but when I couldn't remember who their local beef was with I just wrote Macclesfield anyway.

Absolutely nailed it.

There's been loads of goals I haven't celebrated this year because of the looming threat of VAR. Most recent was Salah against Sheffield United because from where I was sat I thought the ball bounced up and hit Robbo's hand.

They don't??? Er, I mean, yeah Tony, no-one says shit like that anymore.

Yeah Merson is thick as fuck but seems like a likeable sort of fella. I don't mind him. Le Tissier is a bad knobhead.

Look at the reaction to this on Twitter: So many cranks from other clubs who have either not understood or deliberately ignored his point have gone steaming in on this (mainly because Carra RT'd it and brought it to their attention). When he initially said that after the Spurs game, I thought it was a fairly indisputable statement that no-one could take issue with. The players in this team who are superstars were not regarded that way when we bought them. Alisson was probably the main exception as he would have been classed as one of the top five keepers in the world, maybe even top three in most people's eyes. Despite that, he too has seen his reputation sky rocket under Klopp. The front three, Trent, Robbo and even Virgil all had people questioning either their quality or the price tag, but are now regarded among the very best in the world in their respective positions. Bottom line - Klopp has bought good players and he's bought very good players, but he's made almost all of them great players.

Don't believe you. You'll scurry off to have your corporate caviar or whatever shit you eat in there. Don't start me on Zidane Arnaud or me and you go are going to go at it again. Not worried at all, although I might have been if Atkinson was on VAR rather than on the pitch. Totally agree. But not my view, it seems. Mine is the correct spelling. Solksjaer himself spelt it wrong and people went with that. Masch wasn't bald when he played for us. Besides, it's not about playing ability it's about not letting them talk about the game because they tend to spout complete nonsense. See also Danny Mills. Saw a problem and addressed it before it was too late. As for Jorge Jesus, he said the other day that Hendo was the best midfielder in the world proving yet again that hair = knowledge. From what I can tell, Paul does not have a shiny head except in the summer when it's freshly shaved on a hot day.

Ian Snodin.

They got rid of / cut down on the fan bloggers around this time last year but they needed me to still do ratings until the end of the season because Glen Price left to join LFCTV. No idea who does them now, I assume it's whoever they hired to replace Melissa Reddy.

Nothing to do with me, they jibbed me at the end of last season.

Karol Poborski and Mikel Silvestre.

Lovren header at the Kop end.

That article is the worst thing I've read in a long time. It makes no sense, it's a terrible analogy. He's comparing us to a married couple and talking about wanting to split up. We're not a couple, we never chose each other. We're basically siblings who are stuck with eachother.