Captain Turdseye

PM sent. He’s getting good business from here, that fella.

Respected veteran and all round lovely guy, Roy Hodgson, was the manager of Liverpool Football Club when we signed Joe Cole.

Divock did an assist in the Champions League.

Massive congratulations to the 42 bellends in this poll.

It was actually full last night but they’re always so conscious of beating the traffic that people were forced to leave before the match kicked off.

Pointless is wank. The Chase is on the other side.

I missed the signs for an average speed check a few weeks ago driving in Stoke. Average speed check was 50mph, I blasted through doing 60 and nothing happened. Fuck the police.

Kept us waiting for over a decade but finally we’ve got a post of yours that people can agree with.

But he was pure shite though. Not booing him off gives Klopp a free ride to play him again. It’s totally irresponsible.

And all those knobheads in the ground applauding him off. Cunts, to a man.

Sign some players, you cunts.

Am I the only one who presumed you were both the same person that couldn’t remember the password for the first account?

He’s like half English, half Australian, half Lennox Lewis and three quarters weird.