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Captain Turdseye

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Captain Turdseye last won the day on September 13 2020

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  1. Captain Turdseye

    The Official Golf Thread

    I think that second bet has come in, looking at the leaderboard.
  2. Captain Turdseye

    The Official Golf Thread

    Would be great for Rahm to win here after what happened two weeks ago. After some play off drama as well please.
  3. Captain Turdseye

    The Official Golf Thread

    Aargh. JT just double bogeyed the 16th. Clinging onto this bet by the skin of my teeth.
  4. Captain Turdseye

    The Official Golf Thread

    Need a couple of them to drop back to +1, which will push Cantley into the top 20 (inc ties) and win me some cash.
  5. Captain Turdseye

    Rate the last TV Show you watched

    They’re husband and wife in season two of Fargo. The episode of Black Mirror he was in is decent too.
  6. Captain Turdseye

    The Official Golf Thread

    Bryson hits the front
  7. Captain Turdseye

    New Draft Ideas

    Wouldn’t you have 12 players in your scenario?
  8. Captain Turdseye

    Scruff Behaviour

    We’re fucking not.
  9. Captain Turdseye

    The Official Golf Thread

    My bets are clinging on. Also put a tenner on DJ at 14/1 before the tourney started.
  10. Captain Turdseye

    The Official Golf Thread

    Gonna go on all night here. All the top guys bunching up at the top now.
  11. Captain Turdseye

    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Definitely sticking to bacon and egg on toast for the three sneaky breakfasts next week.
  12. Captain Turdseye

    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    I’m meant to be on a diet so I nipped out for breakfast twice this week while nobody was looking. I was feeling pretty fucking down about them until I opened the thread and saw this post… Anyway, said sorry excuses for ‘breakfasts’ Breakfast #1. Swapped out the hash browns for an extra sausage. They were cheap, shitty, chippy sausages. I’m as pro-bean as could possibly be but even I turned my nose up at these. They’d been poured straight from the tin onto the plate. Same for the tomatoes. The mushrooms were OK and the bacon was smoked. They were the only positives. Even the fried bread was shite. Breakfast #2. Exact same review as the first one but I forgot to change the hash brows because I was gleefully texting people after seeing the dickhead who laid my flooring sat in there with his arm in a cast and a sling. Try tattooing people “on the side” with one arm, you fucking gobshite. Nice when karma throws a bit of shit on people like that.
  13. Captain Turdseye

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    That’s why I stopped posting on there. They’ve ruined it for the 5% of us that do have a perfect life.
  14. I was just joshing with you, Shep. I did think he was a tit though.
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