Captain Turdseye

I think that second bet has come in, looking at the leaderboard.

Would be great for Rahm to win here after what happened two weeks ago. After some play off drama as well please.

Aargh. JT just double bogeyed the 16th. Clinging onto this bet by the skin of my teeth.

Need a couple of them to drop back to +1, which will push Cantley into the top 20 (inc ties) and win me some cash.

They’re husband and wife in season two of Fargo. The episode of Black Mirror he was in is decent too.

Bryson hits the front

Wouldn’t you have 12 players in your scenario?

We’re fucking not.

My bets are clinging on. Also put a tenner on DJ at 14/1 before the tourney started.

Gonna go on all night here. All the top guys bunching up at the top now.

Definitely sticking to bacon and egg on toast for the three sneaky breakfasts next week.

I’m meant to be on a diet so I nipped out for breakfast twice this week while nobody was looking. I was feeling pretty fucking down about them until I opened the thread and saw this post… Anyway, said sorry excuses for ‘breakfasts’ Breakfast #1. Swapped out the hash browns for an extra sausage. They were cheap, shitty, chippy sausages. I’m as pro-bean as could possibly be but even I turned my nose up at these. They’d been poured straight from the tin onto the plate. Same for the tomatoes. The mushrooms were OK and the bacon was smoked. They were the only positives. Even the fried bread was shite. Breakfast #2. Exact same review as the first one but I forgot to change the hash brows because I was gleefully texting people after seeing the dickhead who laid my flooring sat in there with his arm in a cast and a sling. Try tattooing people “on the side” with one arm, you fucking gobshite. Nice when karma throws a bit of shit on people like that.

That’s why I stopped posting on there. They’ve ruined it for the 5% of us that do have a perfect life.

I was just joshing with you, Shep. I did think he was a tit though.

I thought you said he was a tit?