Captain Turdseye

Both of these are essential in my opinion. When you’re talking to people about TV shows or reading recommendations on here it takes all of 20 seconds to open Trakt on your phone and add stuff to your collection so that it appears on your TV when you open Kodi.

Fucked my bets up. I’m as outraged as Mourinho here.

You start a poll on here.

Fourth judge.

Send it to the usual address please.

The fuuuume starts here... https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/jordan-pickford.111022/page-17

He’s gone full Pickford here.

There’s no free bar or fit bridesmaids. Just my bird’s fat cunt of a mother who’ll probably cause a scene with someone after two glasses of wine. In fact there’s been some trouble recently with the children of the bride-to-be leaving a hastily written note and running away to their dad’s house, so it’s more of an inevitability. She’s already sharpening the knives for the two kids that are 12 and 14 but hasn’t had the opportunity to have a go at them yet. Long time readers of this forum will be familiar with the Jabba the Hutt lookalike, evil, fucking turbo-twat but you’re new and presumably unaware.

My bird’s sister had already postponed her wedding and it was rearranged for mid-October. Now after those announcements she’s decided to bring it forward to this Saturday before the rules kick in. Fucking ridiculous. Even putting aside Covid-19 for a minute, now everyone else has to make hasty travel & accommodation plans and her wedding will be loads shitter than it would be if people were given more than 4 days notice. I don’t understand what the rush is, she’s only just got fucking divorced. Back on to the topic of the virus, they live in Berkshire and have got people coming from all different places. It’s selfish in the extreme and puts people (immediate family especially) in a position where they’d look like cunts for not going. It’s gonna cost me money to put the dog in the kennels as well. I’m gonna show my displeasure by staying off the ale and driving the three hours home after the meal to sleep in my own bed. If the unmentionable had been a Saturday game this week I think I’d have cried off sick.

I watched the first half hour of that, went to make a brew and then ended up on my phone posting on here. I’m not even joking. Usher is in on it.

Wolves fans on their forum are saying they’d rather sell Adama Traore than lose the boy Diogo. Whaddaya make of that @dave u?

So we should open up footy matches and concerts and the like but turn away anyone under 60 and/or with underlying health issues? In the Prem alone that’s 30,000-80,000 gathering at 10 different places every weekend. Within a month it would be rampant in care homes again because the government are saying they’ll still discharge positive cases to said homes.

Credit where credit’s due Paulie. This was Elite’s scoop.

Obviously they were stung by the whole Virgil saga and don’t want any similar situations arising. It’s actually pretty admirable from club. Not helpful to journalists who need ad revenue and/or subscriptions though. ETA: The Echo’s website is probably the worst website in the world. At the very least it shares that honour with all the other Reach PLC papers. Even feel good stories have a way of winding you up, such are the layouts.

Bob Paisley always chose Greggs vegetarian sausage rolls instead of their steak bakes. Dirty bastard.