Captain Turdseye

Sir Roger - Draft Dodger.

Could be worse. You could be bottom of the list like me and have to choose two shit goalies.

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Jinxed it again.

Kiss of death from me there. This one deserves a decider to be fair.

He fucked up with the in-off when he should have gone 8-5 up but since then he’s just been put under massive pressure. Proper squeaky bum time at this stage of any tournament but the boy has ice in his veins.

He just keeps potting balls this lad. “Safety is for shithouses” is the first phrase he learned in English.

Inter Yermam

Split decision.

Dave!

Bruce’s mate seems a bit suspect to me. Just asked my daughter and she said she’ll play.

Changed it back again. I’ll have a go.

Actually no, changed my mind. I’m out.