Captain Turdseye

Should men be allowed to watch Loose Women?

Forgot mate. Got her into The Sopranos so I’ve had that on the last few nights.

Not sure about the bit in bold. With the games coming so fast every team is having to rotate a lot more than usual.

Gutted.

I got halfway through episode two of S3 and by then I’d had enough. Negged.

Move on. You got to move on. (Open goal Damo, tap it in)

People love a winner to fall but hopefully he can keep himself riding on this train.

That’s my motto too.

Not if you’re talking about the kind of chain restaurants where there’ll be loads of people laid off. Frankie & Benny’s, Prezzo, Pizza Hut, etc. £20 per person seems about right if ale isn’t included. Wetherspoons is even cheaper but that cunt will be looking to sack people regardless.

Good little show that. I’ve enjoyed catching up with it, even though some of the American pop culture references go straight over my head.

A smattering of loose drawing pins.

An old mobile phone. Most likely with a cracked screen.

One or two blag DVD’s, possibly pornographic, that have been sat there for years in flimsy cellophane wrappers. An old watch that needs a new battery but you never get round to it.

Superglue

More importantly, when does Mr Inbetween return to our screens?