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Captain Turdseye

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  • Birthday 29/06/1988

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  1. Captain Turdseye

    Have a rant thread

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    The IPTV Thread

    PM sent. He’s getting good business from here, that fella.
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    Worst Liverpool Transfer - You’re All Wrong

    Respected veteran and all round lovely guy, Roy Hodgson, was the manager of Liverpool Football Club when we signed Joe Cole.
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    Div or Dom?

    Divock did an assist in the Champions League.
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    Div or Dom?

    Massive congratulations to the 42 bellends in this poll.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    It was actually full last night but they’re always so conscious of beating the traffic that people were forced to leave before the match kicked off.
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    'Pointless' or 'The Chase'

    Pointless is wank. The Chase is on the other side.
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    Best apps for driving?

    I missed the signs for an average speed check a few weeks ago driving in Stoke. Average speed check was 50mph, I blasted through doing 60 and nothing happened. Fuck the police.
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    AC Milan (H) - CL, Wed 15th Sep 2021 (8:00pm)

    Kept us waiting for over a decade but finally we’ve got a post of yours that people can agree with.
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    AC Milan (H) - CL, Wed 15th Sep 2021 (8:00pm)

    But he was pure shite though. Not booing him off gives Klopp a free ride to play him again. It’s totally irresponsible.
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    AC Milan (H) - CL, Wed 15th Sep 2021 (8:00pm)

    And all those knobheads in the ground applauding him off. Cunts, to a man.
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    September Spiders

    Am I the only one who presumed you were both the same person that couldn’t remember the password for the first account?
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    Rate the last TV Show you watched

    He’s like half English, half Australian, half Lennox Lewis and three quarters weird.