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  1. Captain Turdseye

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    When the handful of fans walked out on 27 mins, it ironically galvanised the rest of the crowd who wanted to prove a point and it was actually the most noise they made in the first half.
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    Wolves 0 Liverpool 1 (Dec 4 2021)

    I had a thought that bringing Origi on and having four forwards on was a bit of a ploy by Klopp, because they changed their system to counter it and we immediately reverted back to 4-3-3.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    I can see them arguing amongst themselves as some leave and some stay.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    It’s all fun and games over there at the moment.
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    Donald Trump

    He’s coming back in 2024 bigger and better than ever before. The biggerest and betterest president the world has ever seen. Huge.
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    Mohamed Salah

    That’s also the day that JFK is gonna reveal that he’s still alive and Trump becomes POTUS again. Talk about coincidences.
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    Alternative 'rona thread

    Not a bad effort so far. 7 WUM points out of 10. I feel like this is the thread I’d visit to find an updated and/or repackaged copy of a Chris Whitty essay.
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    This thread delivers. Bump the essay, TK. From memory I enjoyed it.
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    Golf thread / my new project

    Norwegians. Always liked them.
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    Golf thread / my new project

    Back to back eagles for Hovland. Scheffler needs to fuck off.