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  • Birthday 29/06/1988

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  1. Captain Turdseye

    The world of a woman.

    Overheard Mrs Turdseye telling Turdsette that there’s a song named ‘Town Called Alice’.
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    One change you'd make to improve town

    I’d make damn sure that the McDonalds on Church Street is never again closed to the public.
  3. Captain Turdseye

    Have a rant thread

    Dishwasher and hoover have both gone kaput just now, right after one another. FUCK OFF.
  4. Captain Turdseye

    Donald Trump

    More likely to be a mass shooting than just one person being killed.
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    The Summer Issue is now available for order

    Wahey. Just ordered. Nice one.
  6. Captain Turdseye

    The Open 2019

    Underway this morning at Royal Portrush. There’s been a lot of talk about it being Rory McIlroy’s home course and he started today by playing the first hole four over par. He’s currently +5 after three holes.
  7. Captain Turdseye

    The Athletic

    Some talk on Twitter that Dave and the rest of TLW writing team are raising membership prices here to compete with these new kids on the block.
  8. Captain Turdseye

    These "Involuntary Celibacy" Incels

    Do they have to flounce from that forum if they somehow end up getting laid? That probably results in those people regularly flouncing from other forums too.
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    These "Involuntary Celibacy" Incels

    Clever advertising on that site.
  10. Captain Turdseye

    FAO: Tony

    Also FAO @Tony Moanero. I saw this in the shop the other day and thought of you. A magazine full of retro shite!
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    Members sale 19/20

    Repped for tagging the thread.
  12. Captain Turdseye

    Philippe Coutinho

    Maybe you could meet me at a certain promenade in the south of the city and we can end this with you getting beat up by a man wearing a child’s 2014/15 home shirt with Coutinho’s name on the back.
  13. Captain Turdseye

    Philippe Coutinho

    We need RAWK to write a poem about him which will leave him no option but to come crawling back.
  14. Captain Turdseye

    Philippe Coutinho

    It’s been five minutes and still no reply from Shooter. PATHETIC.
  15. Captain Turdseye

    Philippe Coutinho

    Suck on that. How many players have you got over the line for us, eh? None? That’s what I thought.