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Captain Turdseye

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  • Birthday 29/06/1988

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  1. Captain Turdseye

    Transgender stuff - what's going on?

    Should men be allowed to watch Loose Women?
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    Piper Alpha Disaster

    Forgot mate. Got her into The Sopranos so I’ve had that on the last few nights.
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    8/7/2020 Brighton (A) Premier League 20:15

    Not sure about the bit in bold. With the games coming so fast every team is having to rotate a lot more than usual.
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    Jodie Comer

    I got halfway through episode two of S3 and by then I’d had enough. Negged.
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    Move on. You got to move on. (Open goal Damo, tap it in)
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    People love a winner to fall but hopefully he can keep himself riding on this train.
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    FAO KMD7

    That’s my motto too.
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    Not if you’re talking about the kind of chain restaurants where there’ll be loads of people laid off. Frankie & Benny’s, Prezzo, Pizza Hut, etc. £20 per person seems about right if ale isn’t included. Wetherspoons is even cheaper but that cunt will be looking to sack people regardless.
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    American Politics

    Good little show that. I’ve enjoyed catching up with it, even though some of the American pop culture references go straight over my head.
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    Stuff you find in the man drawer

    A smattering of loose drawing pins.
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    Stuff you find in the man drawer

    An old mobile phone. Most likely with a cracked screen.
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    Stuff you find in the man drawer

    One or two blag DVD’s, possibly pornographic, that have been sat there for years in flimsy cellophane wrappers. An old watch that needs a new battery but you never get round to it.
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    Stuff you find in the man drawer

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    More importantly, when does Mr Inbetween return to our screens?