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Captain Turdseye

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  • Birthday 29/06/1988

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  1. Captain Turdseye

    Online food shopping

    You should demand a discount and a place at the front of the queue for your next shop as a gesture of goodwill.
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    xbox one s vs xbox one x

    Buying games through the online store tends to be a bit more expensive than buying a hard copy. Having the disc also means you can sell it/trade it once you’re finished.
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    Missing (posters) in Action

    Only around elections. The rest of the time I can’t be arsed. I’m looking forward to writing your obituary.
  4. Just get her to send it to you online. Piece of piss.
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    Rate the last TV Show you watched

    You are soooo wrong on this. It is top drawer television. I genuinely had a dream last night that I had two lions and I was walking them on leads down a road near my house.
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    The Twitter

    Spot on mate. I bet Nigella’s a right mucky slag.
  7. There’s still time to change it. And get rid of the unnecessary capital letters too! In answer to your OP, I’ll be getting a haircut, sending the kids to grandma’s and going out for something to eat with Mrs Turdseye.
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    Great Documentaries

    I stumbled upon them the other night. Watched the first two. That first episode was mental.
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    Rate the last TV Show you watched

    Yeah, the new one is a documentary. Pretty sure the Manhunt one is a drama with the fella from Avatar in.
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    Rate the last TV Show you watched

    I’m two episodes into a new Unabomber thing on there. It’s a ‘Unabomber: In his own words’ type thing. Basically just the story retold with some recordings from an interview he gave. Oh, and his brother is in it, giving a bit more insight into what he’s like.
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