Champ

Rereading that I'm not sure I've properly conveyed my true feelings. For those left in any doubt, it was just shit

It's maybe a bit out of the way for most on here but I have the need to share my experience yesterday as a warning to others... ...there's been a lot of publicity around the opening of the new V&A gallery in Dundee, so much so, that we decided we'd go and check it out for ourselves. Well what a waste of a day. It was just a big nothing. It reminded me of the opening of The Millennium Dome...and when you got there the cupboard was bare. So the building from the outside was quite impressive and reminded me a bit of the Museum of Liverpool, very modern in an older landscape, but once inside there was a cafe and a shop squashed into the ground floor, the coffee was molten and the scone rock hard, if you're asking, with a staircase leading to the gallery space above. The gallery space wax 2 rooms, one charging a tenner to see exhibits themed around the age of the great liners and the other a free one, apparently showing a collection of Scottish design pieces. Well, the only access to this gallery was through a small doorway which was being managed to allow only a few in at a time, leading to a great queue which barely moved. We squeezed past the back of the queue to get out through another small door onto quite a nice balcony, stayed there for a few minutes looking at the view, came back inside, looked at the queue for the gallery again and legged it. And Dundee itself was as sorry a place as I'd remembered it. We'd seen what we wanted and had left by 1.30. Now, I applaud the idea of regeneration through schemes like this but oh, dear, they're going to need to do better than this to get people into the city and going home with positive impressions

There really are no words bad enough for that kind of behaviour. And definitely report it. Tell me you me you broke his hand. And the cat flap? Do you think they were hoping you’d left the key in the door or something?

Not all of them

That sounds right

Still worth a quick comparison search, I’d say. I never find it worth staying with my existing insurer

Which is where my sensitivity comes from. As a Labour supporter all I’m seeing portrayed is internal disputes and a long running manifesto. And yes I know the media are more than happy to report all that but what about stepping up and making a different story by being a proper opposition through all this shit and persuade the wider country there’s a party worth fighting for here

Turdseye, in the manner of David Mitchell, I’m calling it a big fat juicy lie

Wow! Have you just turned 25 or something?

Does this mean he’s now got to go to Everton? Who’d be a politician?

Fair enough, I wasn’t aware of that. I just hate to think of anyone using other people’s suffering for their own purposes

Do they not have to have children’s names approved in Australia?

Has he never been to Liverpool in all this time? I don’t like it

Is that not just because premiums have gone up generally? And/or the renewal always seems to be more than what you’ve been paying.

Ah, ok. You can blame Dougie Do’ins for whingeing about missing out the other day