Elite

It really is make it break for him next season. It'll be interesting to see if he can bounce back from these set backs and get over the line or more likely, he'll get more and more desperate and make bad decisions.

Surprisingly, pickpockets and light bulbs aren't great for getting teams to win trophies.

New Charlie Parker book out today!

Oh well. At least he has one FA Cup and two Community Shields. Not to be sniffed at.

Oh they've gone alright.

Wouldn't be happy if that was given against us. At all.

Richard Keys calling Arteta 'Captain Black' on Bein sports, probably the funniest thing he's ever said.

Reactions of a cat on catnip.

Good start from Arsenal. C'mon you French twats, wake up.

I'd be loud if I was in her lounge.

Give it Jimmy Saville till the end of the season.

Highly unlikely he'll want to leave the CL winners.

I've found someone I really like now and am in a relationship but Bumble is a fucking goldmine.

Bang on that. Don't rate her at all.