AngryofTuebrook

Never heard of the cunt.

Like prayer.

From about 08.45 - proof that homeworking and cats don't mix. https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000gz52/the-papers-03042020

We were all conkers deep in Tony's Ma. She was quite something back in the day; just imagine a drunken Irene Handl doing the Sharon Stone leg-cross.

He has certainly become something that many of us thought he never would.

"Collymore closing in!" As I recall, I listened to this on Radio Merseyside. The commentator was frantically describing the build-up, before going silent for a few seconds (presumably hitting the mute button and screaming "FUUUUCK! FUUUCKIN' YESS!") then calmly saying "the roar says it all". Nothing quite like a last-gasp winner.

It has darkly comic moments, but the backdrop of genocide makes it register lower on my comedy list than, say, Stan Laurel getting tickled in Way Out West.

The Paula Yates edition of Penthouse was entertaining.

Fun. Who needs it?

It wasn't the laughs that were stopping you from breathing in that scene.

NY and LA are now advising people to cover their faces whenever they go out. All those "letterboxes" and "bank robbers" in niqabs and burqas must be feeling pretty smug now. (Not that you'd be able to tell.)

I don't think it takes great psychic powers to predict that Moof is going to spaff his vote all over Miss Ballou's fine, fine ass.

OK. Since it's voting season, let's get this one sorted. Vote for up to three from this list. You've got until the end of April to vote.

Anyone remember a football mag called The Liverpool Way? That was occasionally OK.