tokyojoe

Fixed it for you.

Have a good'un mate.

You two should have your own forum.

Fucking beans?

'May as well not bother watching it live anymore and just watch the highlights later'. My feelings exactly Dave. All the spontaneity of the celebration has gone.

Far more appropriate than the endless bollocks we've had to put up with here.

Wonder why that was? What a fucking embarrassment.

I wouldn't do that. Just tell them their Royal Protection is ending. You've got 48 hours.

This will get infinitely more news coverage than 9/11 got. Still, only 3,000 innocent hardworking people murdered that day so the're not as important.

Brazilian rainforest cut down 10 x faster than usual for the Daily Mail.

Just called someone in Ireland. Being greeted with great hilariity there. I'm going out for my walk (exercise) shortly. I swear if I see someone with a black armband I will fucking kill them.

This will of course be all our fault.

Commentator already selected for the funeral.

Poor Sharon and Maya. Don't forget to curtsy. Thick arse licking bints.

This will be fucking grim. Has the f******* all been called off yet? Suppose they won't have to worry about those naughty scousers taking the piss during the silence so it may go ahead.