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  1. The more observant among you will have seen me go on about Her Indoor's niece (bint) and her boyfriend (cockney wanker). I have since learnt that wanker used to be an ice hockey player until injured. Whether that's true or not is questionable as they both spout utter shite. Bint has been staying at wankers for the past couple of weeks but is back as it is HI's mums birthday today. Everyone is going out to lunch so she's here for her usual freebie. (nearly 50, still lives at home and has never done a fucking full days work in her life) Guess who's paying.
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    On a simiar note, what the fuck are 'influencers'?
  4. Here's a nice little ditty with Michael McDonald.
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    The Local News Thread

    How stupid can some people get? Woman falls from car on M25 filming Snapchat video https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-54217327
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    The world of a woman.

    She's been rearranging the contents of the kitchen cupboards again. Last night: Me: where's the plastic container with the cat litter in it? Her: in the cabinet with the lemon juice. I give up.
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    Family Strife

    Here comes fucking Christmas. Her Indoors has said she's having her lot here which will involve vile niece (bint) and twat of a boyfriend (cockney wanker) in attendance. Those of you who have paid attention to my previous posts on various Christmas threads will know the dread I face. (This is September the 2nd and I've already seen some ads.) Two hopeful outcomes here. 1/ A certain sporting event takes place in which people are able to attend and I can sort a ticket and fuck off to Liverpool. 2/ Another lockdown. Otherwise I am almost certainly going to be on a murder charge.
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    What he says. Thinkiing of you Stig.
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    Worst Song of All Time

    That is sooo wrong. One of the greatest ballads ever.
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    Worst Song of All Time

    Who's that crap band who have a load of their tripe on shite adverts? Oh, Queen that's it.
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    Neil Young

    I bought that in Woolworths in Yarmouth when I was 15 years old. What crap are 15 year olds listening to now? One of the greatest albums ever.
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    Fittest Sci-Fi Birds

    How can anyone neg Joanna. She's ten years older than me but if she'd played her cards right when she was younger she could have had me.
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    In response to your statement, here we go
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    crime and punishment

    He plays for Salford. They have different rules than the rest of us.