I have had a full on breakfast nightmare today. I was staying over near aldgate in London this week. I got up this morning to head home to Liverpool as hungry as it's possible to be, so I thought I'd get a breakfast on the way to the tube. I aimed for a place called "Jack the Chipper" which is one of those over priced fish and chips cafes. But I'd been told it did a great breakfast. So I got there, settled down and got the menu. No fucking pork. Fuck off. So turkey bacon and beef sausage. So I fucked that off, knowing there were two more cafés between where I was and the station. The same in both of them. Triple fuck off. So I got on the tube and remembered the rocket near Euston does an ok breakfast and they also have white pudding. So I got there, just ordered their biggest fry up as I knew that came with everything and sat down. Then this fucking monstrosity turned up. And not only was there no white pudding, there was no black pudding either. I checked the menu and they've stopped doing it. Cunts. Only one of the 3 eggs had a runny yoke. It was cheap to be fair, a tenner for this 3 of everything number. I had about half of it.