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It's definitely passing down.

Has Dujardin beaten it like a ginger stepkid?

If London was hosting the Olympics this time round and decided to host the opening ceremony along the Thames, all the gammons would be out with cries of "Stop the boats!"

Ah the unknown reputation of the Canadian cartels.

All of Adidas' bigger clubs are getting a trefoil on their 3rd kits this season.

Bologna away. Hearts 3rd.

100% recyclable? As in it passes through like liquid shit, ready to use again next time?

They're the Pro Evo version of Danns, Nyoni, Nallo and Ramsay.

Is that inspired by Boehly sneezing while snorting a line of beak?

Neapolitan Satis Nisi Papa John's.

Youtube Shorts. Will scroll to another clip regardless of what you've selected to watch, and everything is in portrait view.

We have the Kamala Paris thread for that.

Shoving his head up a hedgehog's arse was a bit much.

Can't see us signing both as both are right-sided wide players. The Ederson link is intriguing as he's still quite young, has first-team experience and look to be a player ready to break out into being one of the world's best in his position. With Fabinho I don't recall us being linked until it was announced that we'd agreed a deal. With Ederson, there have been rumours pretty much ever since we played Atalanta.

Oh baby, oh baby, then it fell apart...