Jimmy Hills Chin

Henderson getting lessons from Pope in the art of strangling time.

Sadie got a foul, fuck me!

I hate this game

We’ve got to follow up on shots, Henderson has spilled a few now.

I actually expected him to score then which is a nice feeling, takes me back.

He’s not

Pig a strolling to the corner flag to let the ball run out and no urgency to try and keep it in play. It’s like we’ve lost all desire and it’s so fucking hard to see.

Ref making a tackle then realising that he’s not allowed to go that far

It’s grab Salah day again.

That’s what I’m talking’ about!

We seem to be getting some weird bounces working against us at the moment. The ball colliding with our players and finding Man Utd players by total fluke. It wears thin very quickly.

Dear Mo pssst. Luke Shaw is pretty shit, please bare this in mind.

What I’d really like, if we could oblige, is that when we actually break against our opponents we keep going forward and someone takes responsibility for shooting at the opponent’s goal as opposed to just stopping in their half and then inviting them to join us.

Looks like we’re just going to have to win it then lads, every other option is just not acceptable.

That’s the key to it, he made it look easy as he does so often.