Jimmy Hills Chin

and he couldn't have asked for a finer bunch

The thing about this bellend is he has no audience outside of the rabid few who are desperate for anything anti-liverpool. As for the rest of the country they will never get to hear his deranged musings as literally no one else gives a fuck about Everton, no one at all.

You've even got different names

The difference in the comments on that Cardiff City site as opposed to the likes of Chelsea, Everton etc. People from 200 odd miles away can show proper sympathy and understanding whereas our neighbours make 'face against stadium bars' gestures. As a wise man said, the more I see of man the more I love my dog.

Especially if it's really late, like three transfer windows late.

And no cheap digs in the article, even calling their manager Rafa. Unfortunately there are too many bellends weighing down the moderates at that club.

This is it in a nutshell. The Mail on Sunday finishes with the fact that Man City have earned £600 million more over the last 10 years than clubs of a similar size or status. They aren't even close to Liverpool in terms of size or status so that figure becomes even more of a joke.

'He's keeping me afloat? With them arms?Muuuuuuuummmmm!'

Operation 'Make People Know We Exist' has been killing it this week

They should have said that they would allow the stadium to be built without loss of heritage once Everton win a trophy. Long term future secured right there.

Yeah right, can just see the conversation now; 'No lad, you're not wearing your Hulk costume, I paid £8.00 for that blag Liverpool kit and you're going to wear it with pride because it'll rub it right in the blueshite's faces and you know that's all I think about.' NB. of course this took place in a school in Norway as there are no scouse Liverpool supporters.

It's ok, he'll probably miss any penalty he gets

Repped for you feeling a bit better, not for your knobhead doctor.

Really tough this mate. As others have said, try and find things that you feel help you (however small) and take each of these as baby steps towards recovery. It’s a horrible condition but there will be a turning point, hopefully it’ll be soon.

Evertonians aren’t aware of this but they were the reason that the term bellend was introduced into the English language. Another first. Rafael my arse (not an invitation!)