Jimmy Hills Chin

No idea what the problem is here. Whenever I go to the USA (or County Road West as it's more widely known) and I'm asked where I'm from, the amount of people who question whether Liverpool is the place where Everton football club play is quite staggering. Even Thanksgiving Day now refers more to Rooney's equalizing penalty in 2017 than any other bit of trivia in America's history and it's well known that Biden drinks in the Brick when he's over for the match. We need to just face it, you can't buy history (although you can lie about it).

I blame him ‘cos he’s a bellend, and people shouldn’t be bellends.

NEVER go full Goodison!

Cometh the hour, cometh the Mo

Mcmanaman laughing at Madrid gamesmanship, fuckING bellend.

Commentator needs to get a room with Simeone.

Keira is soooooo fucking weak

Fuck’s sake, we’re well better than these

Nabbbbbyyyyyy!!

Fucking love Mo me

Whilst they have won the same amount as Rochdale.

To be honest, I don’t think they ever ask that question. You can’t stop 100 odd years of inbred thinking by offering choice.

Thing is, he’s such an egotistical gobshite that if united lost their next 40 games after spending another £200 million in January, he’d still be saying he wasn’t given a fair crack of the whip when they finally sacked him. The only thing worse than an arrogant winner is an arrogant loser.

I know someone who recently went to a 'boutique' hotel in Greece after trousering best part of £50 million after selling his business. Thing is, this prick delighted in telling everyone who would listen about how the steak arsehole flew in on his helicopter just to sprinkle whatever shit onto his piece of meat; this apparently makes it worth north of a grand. The sole reason that all these bellends do this is to brag about it to other people and it follows that they will tell everyone how amazing the steak is regardless as they wouldn't want to look even more of a gobshite if it turned out that it was no better than the £30-£40 steak up the road. His total meal for that night was over £3000 for 6 of them. 'How do I know?' you ask, because he couldn't wait to tell me. After a few minutes of suffering the minutiae of each course I couldn't help but point out how much £3000 would help people struggling to buy food. The look of shock, followed by the flounce and accusations of jealousy made me realise even more what a warped, vile world we live in. Guess which party he votes for, the supercilious twat.

I raise you another reason