Jimmy Hills Chin

This is the part I feel a bit sad about, I liked the way he was revered at all his old clubs. Not something I'll lose sleep over mind, just a bit sad.

I think it’s the seven different bags they root through that kills me.

My trigger is the 2 minutes of looking for a payment method at the till when they knew full well they were going to the till because they themselves headed for the fucking till.

It absolutely is, I hope they can sort you out. Constant peeing is no fun when you know you’ll need to go again in another half hour.

I've suffered with prostate problems for a few years now which caused bladder stones, loads of infections and the need to constantly pee even though at times it was just drips. Had my last operation (of 4) a few months ago and had a catheter in for a month to try to stop the scar tissue from closing up again. When it came out it turned out that the bladder muscles are now too weak to 'evacuate' properly and so I was once again left with constant pee in the bladder which causes the stones etc. It was suggested to me to try self-catheterisation at home as an alternative to a permanent catheter but I was panicking about the pain when doing it myself. Turns out it's one of the greatest things in the whole of creation, it takes roughly a minute to do around midday and at night and I can piss normally at other times. They cost about £6.00 each (single use, obviously) which I was prepared to pay but my consultant has sorted it as part of a prescription so I just get them delivered every month. I'd literally forgotten how it felt to properly empty your bladder and it's fantastic. Only the dodgy knees, gammy ankle and permanently blocked sinuses to worry about now.

They were talking about how long it takes to get around the supermarket these days.

would

I thought he lived in Scotland

I used to have a caravan at Talacre Beach Club when the kids were little and our cars were insured there, it was roughly half the cost.

Doff your cap when you address me, serf.

That’s fucking mental, saying that I’m in Blundellsands and it’s a shitload cheaper than Liverpool for example, even here.

Lovely car at a great price, insurance must be hefty though. Enjoy!

Sesko and Openda sound like 2 companies that dodgy Tories would give government contracts to.

Where? What's been said and is it wank material? I fucking hate her as much as the shitload of Tory cunts that used to ruin run this country.