Jimmy Hills Chin

Serious question (money aside), how much harder must it be each time to go toe to toe with us for 38 games, win the league by essentially a goal and then find out that nobody gives a flying fuck about it. Compound this with a frankly embarrassing turnout for a parade and the possibility of having to stomach us winning the CL with massive media coverage and a proper big boy’s parade and it’s no wonder Guardiola’s gradually going insane.

In Mo’s case it’ll help him work on his golf.

He’d need the fucking factory at our parade.

I thought it was nice of him to buy a cigar for each of the fans who turned out. What other manager would do that.

Very much missing for our goal

Got be honest, them winning the league at Anfield before we existed is the main reason I cry myself to sleep at night. That, and the plaque.

Reality and Everton fans, not good bedfellows.

Imagine that that big nosed prick is the poster boy for your club, just imagine

You spelt ‘cunts’ wrong

There's always hope for the bloos when their manager is the genius that brought in Dele Alli

She's going for bunting now, one step away from stalking our Jurgen

My wife doesn't normally follow football except for being happy for me when we win but the last couple of months have seen her sitting down and watching most of the games with me. We don't ever have banners up on the house but today I came home to this. This is the Klopp factor.

Congrats to Everton, Your players decided to show up for a couple of weeks due to the fear of having bed sheets put outside the wrong house in their streets Your board blatantly lied about Covid losses to cover up the massive overspending but fortunately no one in the PL could give a fuck about the relatively easy task of proving this to be the bullshit that it is (probably due to the fear of having bed sheets put outside the wrong house in their streets) You are blessed with a manager who has managed to move you up the lofty position of exactly where you were before (bed sheets wouldn't be a problem with him, he'd just use them as serviettes) Your main benefactor is a shady fucker who has been cut off at the knees at the moment People are getting onto the fact that you are obnoxious bastards as a fan base and you are making enemies of more and more teams as the weeks go on, teams that may just bust a gut in the future to fuck you up and even the fucking dog hates you. If this has been your best day ever then more congrats are in order as I'm pretty sure that you'll get the chance to re-enact it all next season. Liverpool fans, meanwhile, will just have to settle for competing for actual trophies.

And get Jurgen on loan for a couple of hours