Jimmy Hill's Chin

He’d have to clean Robbo’s boots and CL medal for a week first.

‘Rolls Royce of a player’ was coined just for Virg. Just waiting to hear that he’s foiled some terrorists on a plane, whilst delivering a baby and playing the solo to Bohemian Rhapsody. Might get 10.5 then.

I was probably more delighted for him than anyone bar Klopp. I hated the idea of his high career point having to be winning the league with city, a team with a following of bellends who think he deserves booing when playing against them. Now when he’s interviewed about it there’s only one winner.

Undoubtedly my favourite player amongst a team of giants. His celebration after the final were awesome.

Who incidentally is also small of stature.

Klopp’s face when the woman ran on was a picture. If you could ever articulate ‘will you just fuck off, we’re trying to win a match here’ as a facial expression then that was it.

Just watched that with the biggest, goofiest grin on my face. I love that guy.

He's probably ticklish