Jimmy Hills Chin

Ancelotti chewed his chewing gum much like Alex Ferguson, giving everyone a good view of the whole of his open gob. For that reason alone he’s a twat.

Eric's no good, you need Alan instead

Just watched it. I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of that Barcelona game.

Poor loves, I couldn’t even begin to wonder what it would be like to only have one fit centre half, oh wait ...

Does that t-shirt change as she’s sitting there?

I do my best to try and not dislike former reds but Jamie Redknapp is the worst of pundits - one who thinks he’s far more intelligent than he is - and as such I feel he has earned the right to be called a bellend. Jamie please shut the fuck up, the grown ups are talking.

I’d love to win this to add to our earlier cup win this season. Then, when we win the league & champions league we can just state that we won the double, showing citeh what small time knobheads they were with their fourmidable shite.

I’m pretty sure Zidane named Gerrard as the best midfielder in the world. Worth listening to as Zidane wasn’t a bad player (sorry to Mr Usher)

He’ll rest when he’s dead, and only after the funeral.

That kind of behaviour is really not healthy, I'm very worried that he might actually pop a vein or two if he carries on with the hate. Very worried indeed.

Fits really, his partner’s a fucking Wookiee

Awaiting for Pep to look for special dispensation to sign a new defender now and then get the game replayed because of Liverpool not having the same injuries.

He's probably do well to practice his scouse accent

Tell me Stevie, why were you never interested in the Newcastle job?

I love the smell of desperation in the morning.