Mook

I think people are just a bit jaded with these signings we make of players who have poor injury records, who then go on to hardly play for us. I certainly wouldn't write him off yet but the sings are slightly worrying.

I like kippers but bright red toast, cucumbers and gin is a step too far, even for me.

Cockneys, they all look the same.

I'm in love...

Good for you. like I say, I wouldn't be anywhere near the place anyway.

Ha ha, I'd sooner inject sulphuric acid into my ear drum than go to a Leonard Cohen gig.

I wouldn't go to a gig where I thought every cunt was going to be singing along. Audience participation is completely over the top at live popular music now. With regards Leonard Cohen, I'm not convinced you could get thousands of people to all sing perfectly flat.

Him begging for Salah to be booked for diving when that Chelsea cunt clattered into the back of him would have been funny had it not been so infuriating. Having him on our games is the equivalent of the algorithms on Facebook that constantly update your feed with shite to wind you up to the point of engaging. I'd have him shot if it was up to me.

YouTube did something really weird about a month after we released the EP, they deleted all the videos & then put brand new ones back up. We have a new single coming in a few weeks too but here's the song that vanished...

That refereeing performance. I'm not sure where to start with it so will go for a one word review... cunt.

You don't have to look at them you massive poof.

Bit of a knee jerk reaction to one result that. They are most certainly still credible title contenders at this stage.

Subway. A 1985 French film where Christopher Lambert legs it from a millionaire & his cronies into the Paris subway because he'd broke into his safe & stole some papers. Mad as a herd of cats this, kinda reminded me of Scorsese's After Hours. 7.5/10