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Colonel Bumcunt

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  1. Never rated Joshua until just now. He's fucking massive isn't he, bolted together, and now he's dispatching a big bad cunt like he's telling a puppy off. That was mad.
  2. I'm not sure about Odegaard and what his level is. He's not as good as Ozil, or Foden, but is he a 10 or a really attacking 8? Martinelli or Saka don't score enough in big games to be in the world class bracket.
  3. It's strange how quickly Arsenal have been installed as Kings of football. Individually they're good, but nothing special. Rice and Saliba the ones knocking on the world class level, the rest are very good players. I think they push their luck with physicality in this league, whereas against Porto they committed 22 fouls. I think PL refs treat them very favourably.
  4. They're not lucky with injuries, it's more suspicious than that. 2 teams get away with it, City and Arsenal. Arteta served under Guardiola. Guardiola has previous with performance enhancers. Both teams play with intensity, and physicality, I just don't buy the injury luck. It's the minor knocks, they just don't get them.
  5. I don't have enough money to throw at it. My big tip is $TAO. Got that from a top crypto ninja who charges thousands for investment advice. A mate of mine subscribes and he's already made a fortune but there is pure blue sky above TAO, it eats all the AI market. It's $600 a coin, but conservative MC calculations put it at £20,000 in 12 months. That's conservative. Give siamkidd a follow on X.
  6. Salah needs to get back on the fucking pitch now. THIS is the apex of your career Mo, you're missing it. Shout out Kelleher and Van Dijk and Konate with the 3rd clean sheet in a row, this is how you win shiny, precious, local things.
  7. I think people are tying themselves in knots trying to pin down Starmer on how he constructs a sentence on Gaza. He's always been for a ceasefire or a stop in fighting, but for some reason there's been a perverse intoxication around this, as if there is a magic phrase that if uttered by the Leader of the Opposition would somehow stop a global conflict, even though our government is still selling weapons to Israel. I don't find any of the discourse from any party to be particularly helpful to the 25,000 Palestinian women and children that have been murdered by Israel in a 5 month terrorist attack, particularly when they've been blown up by British weapons. But there's definitely a problem, and I think it was brilliantly put last night on QT by Tim Stanley, a Tory, but also an historian who felt that there was a growing trend of early death being an acceptable outcome in our modern life. The proliferation of wars is on the rise across the world, as living standards fall in western society, and now I notice more and more adverts on the telly for funeral services, and charities trying to plug gaps where governments should be. Human life is getting cheaper again, and historically this does not end well.
  8. Nah, I think we've got plenty of insincere chuntering left in us yet, years of it. The genocide is more likely to end with a CIA bullet. Biden has tried a few times to drop a heavy hint that Israel have gone too far and need to wind it back in, but they've defied him. Back on the subject of Rochdale, it truly is League of Gentlemen territory and they can fuck off. The year is 2024 and you choose George Galloway to represent you in parliament. Unreal. In his speech where he calls Starmer out on Gaza, he refers to the "you will pay a high price for the role you have played in enabling, encouraging and covering for the......*pause*...catastrophe in Gaza". He fucking bottles it.
  9. I don't want Gomez to play for England particularly, but it'd probably mean a lot to him, he should be one of the first defenders on the plane this summer.
  10. I don't particularly want to sell anyone, but these last few games have added £100m+ to the squad valuation. Forest bid £15m for Kelleher in Jan, if they came back for him he'd be double that now. Bradley is a £30m player too, and now we've got Danns with 2 goals, Koumas with a goal, etc.
  11. Dr Ibrahima Konate. He's basically the 2nd best centre back on the planet, he emits pure alpha. I'd spend 95% of any future transfer kitty on the best defenders and GK again, football is much more enjoyable when you've got a great set of lads in defence.
  12. Needs to grab himself a bag of Haribo and an Orange San Pellegrino if he wants to finish this game strongly.
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