Colonel Bumcunt

That's confirmation bias. He's a great player, he is a top class right back but also a potentially fantastic midfielder. Buying a new right back would be a damn sight cheaper than finding a midfielder of his quality to replace Wijnaldum and Keita.

He'd get 10+ a season from those areas. He's got the engine to be box-to-box, and the physicality. And he needs to captain, it's the natural evolution that I don't understand why people are denying it.

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Gone EW on Vieux Lion Rouge, knows the course. Also done a 1-2 forecast of Bristol and Acapella. Cloth Cap could be great value though.

Still time for Alisson to let one in, chill.

And that's why he should be playing CM. Cheers.

This is classic 'lost the dressing room' stuff. Angry Klopp was a bull. Diazepam Klopp isn't. Disinterested. And it's spread to the players.

Oh come on.

Sack Klopp. Get Wijnaldum out early. Make Alisson wear shorts. Junk.

Scott Parker apparently in bits tonight after losing Phil, one of his squadron from WWII.

Someone needs to explain to the unionist kids that big funerals are ok now.

Burrows Saint is 10/1, but was beaten by Acapella Bourgeois who is 33/1. Is age a massive factor?

Grand national, bets, why, how much, success matrix, Irish lass, rangy sort.

Yeah, those kids are now livid about the covid breach from 9 months ago... There's some serious shit-stirring and manipulation going on in the background from Arlene's friends. None of this is down to Sinn Fein, not this time. Arlene is driven by murderous revenge. This is not usually healthy in a politician.

Do you not think that the 'superb positioning' thing is a bit counter-intuitive though? So his positioning is so good that he avoids having to make saves, to the point that when he IS called into action he's too cold? I just think we leak too many goals from a pretty low number of attempts on our goal.