Colonel Bumcunt

One of the most overrated culinary experiences known to me. Sure it's fine, but it's no lemon meringue pie.

That's a well-lived 67 years.

Uncanny how Tory voters are loving the socialist solutions to rising costs. It's almost as if most of the voters don't really know what socialism or capitalism is, they just like being given money by the government and paying low taxes.

Fair play to Gervais in his standup. Funniest woman? Eddie Izzard. Good boy Ricky.

In some cases it's just curiosity to try a different way of life elsewhere. They aren't like you and me, particularly in Salahs case he's a bloke that's lived in Egypt, Basel, London, Florence, Rome, Liverpool all before the age of 30, he's got people to move his shit for him, all school stressors sorted for him, I'd move all the time probably.

Is it worth taking just to see what it's like? Is anything different to normal size wise or owt?

I think Biden is going to take on the NRA. He's an old man, this will be his only term as president.

He's been 'gifted' a totally complicit BBC News department, and Cambridge Analytica. He's a fucking rank arsehole.

Why were any of you watching it? You all sound somewhat disappointed that Laura K is a good friend of the Johnson's? I think the programme duly delivered what it promised, that Laura K would deliver some soft evening telly which would end with the Tory voters being able to go to bed safe in the knowledge that they are still geniuses for electing Johnson, and therefore they are still right, like always, and they don't mind paying the license fee because they say things they like now.

I thought Laura the slag was toddling off to a new job? Likely Tufton St. Fuck the BBC News team. Am hoping to see monkeypox claim all of them wretched cunts.

Pardon me, I meant...ou est le trabs...my good man

Where do you buy your shoobs from?

Call me Johnny Conspiracy, but I think City manufactured this last day 'miracle' story for what would otherwise have been a mundane league win. Something not quite sitting right.

That Sangare looks half as good as Tchoumani. Reminds me of Soumare and Bakayoko. Google them... Id like a better look at Maxwell Cornet now Burnley have fucked off our of the league. Was impressed with him, not least his workrate and attitude to go to a place like Burnley and knuckle down while still being an expressive attacking threat.

We concede too many in those games.