Colonel Bumcunt

It's all shit compared to the former Mrs Aquilani.

Book anyone who uses their hands to grip or pull an opponent. People say it's too hard to implement, that's nonsense, basketball being the example. It's a physical sport but you can't grab or pull. Far too many shite footballers ruining the sport because of this.

I think the religious want statement issued by Netanyahoo and the picture of Trump with his retard cap in the act of bombing Iran might be enough for Starmer to think he is better off out of this one.

I can't make a best XI from our squad now.

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Shame to sell Quansah, he's got top level potential as evidenced by the quality teams interested in him. Guehi though is a great CB. Big admirer.

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It was the best of times, it was the Wirtz of times.

Nothing will make me happier than seeing us playing a 10, but it's not a common sight across the big teams so I have my doubts. It's also a huge amount to pay for a player for 1 bespoke position.

Nah, I reckon Nunez gets 30 goals if he plays with those two for a full season, but it's all moot because it's highly likely he's off to Napoli. Not sure we'll buy a 9 without selling one of Nunez, Jota or Diaz. Even then, I like the cut of Dann's jib.

This is the thing, it doesn't make sense to me. It makes more sense that we just spent £120m to replace Salah long term, even if he ends up playing on the left rather than the right, he's definitely been bought to be the match winner. In the short term he might cover a Diaz sale, but long term he's Mo's heir.

So a 424 in effect? Szoboszlai doesn't have a goals record to back that up. It's an interesting thought, but I don't see us playing with a 10, we haven't done it before, it would mean the 8 and the 6 sitting more so he can wander off, that's fine as long as we retain Endo, Mac and Grav but it doesn't suit Szobo, Jones and Elliott. Unless he buys a couple more players to facilitate that.

There's definitely sales on the horizon, with Jota and Nunez also on that list. At the end of the day, you sell the players based on their market value Vs the actual value to your team. I'd argue that we're more likely to cash in on Jota and Chiesa this summer than we are to let the other 3 go in this window.

I don't think Wirtz is a midfield signing, looking at his highlight reels over and over to try and workout where he'd play for us, and I think the answer may be that he will play in any of the front 3 positions. Which makes me think that there is a midfield signing yet to come. But longer term I think we've just replaced the right AND left side of our team with him and Frimpong and Kerkez. Wirtz will alternate between playing on either wing. I think the idea is that Nguhoma and Kieran Morrison are given a bit of room to develop as well, before we sign anyone else.