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Harry Squatter

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Harry Squatter last won the day on March 5

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  1. If they were a film character they would be Steven (Samuel L. Jackson character) out of Django Unchained. Sits there while his white master refers to him and his fellow houseworkers by the N word and says how stupid and backward black people are and he still cosies up to them thinking he'll be treated any differently.
  2. The only time they ever seem to get any joy out of footy is when we lose or there's a weekend where they don't have a game.
  3. Absolutely fuming at that defeat because of that period in the second half where we should have put the game to bed but somehow contrived to let them back into it. You'll never hear the last of this game even if they get twatted 5-0 by City in the final.
  4. Their own board refused to sell tickets for the Fortuna Sittard away leg because of fears over crowd violence between the two sets of fans.
  5. Looks like 30 years of being shite and irrelevant is taking its toll on their fans so they just keep coming up with things to moan about. Us being their specialist subject.
  6. Be funny next year when they don't win anything. Thirty years of winning fucking nothing despite telling everyone what a big club they are, founder members of the PL and one of the big 5 who pushed for it only for them to end up a complete afterthought. It still won't stop them blaming everyone but themselves for their failure. Its in their DNA to whinge, moan and deflect away their own shortcomings. They are keen to tell us we never won the league for 30 years but we won 15 trophies in that period and 17 since they last won anything. More than their entire history.
  7. Jesus christ, they are absolutely fucked. £23.9m a year in interest payments just based on that figure which will increase as the debt won't be going down.
  8. Couple of injuries for Arsenal please. Spawny cunts haven't had any at all this season.
  9. Just don't ride a bike home.
  10. I went the pub once with these lads from work who would take 3 hour lunches every Friday. It was almost like a banter hierarchy. Two main ones, 5 underlings and then 2 short arses that would just get ripped to bits by the other 7. Same shit jokes on a loop for a couple of hours all just ripping each other about any slight physical deformity. They'd all come back completely fucked and just sit at their desks like stroke victims until it was the earliest possible time to clock off.
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