Torvald Utne

Jesus fucking Christ

Allison Gomez, Quansah, VVD, Tsimikas Endo Mac Allister, Gravenberch Diaz, Gakpo, Nunez But I expect I'll end up seeing Trent jogging to take every throw in and taking 2 minutes to throw it, strolling around trying a Hollywood pass whenever he gets the ball, fucking up most of them, looking not at all arsed when he loses an attacker. Robertson running up and down and clumsily passing back to VVD because he can't turn his body after receiving the ball, making the odd run into the penalty area and shooting at the corner flag. Konate wrapping his arms around the attacker getting too close and being spun or pushing the attacker over and giving away a free kick, running around like a headless chicken whenever the ball comes into the box. Salah running into defenders and offering nothing on the break because he has no pace, scuffing whatever shots he gets. Jones being completely unaware of anything going on around him, holding onto the ball too long and losing it or Elliot running around getting out muscled and losing the ball and just everyone in general taking far too many touches and playing it safe but managing to fuck up playing it safe somehow, oh and around zero out of 10 on accuracy of passes and crossing. Looking forward to it.

You are just noticing this now?!

Forcing myself to watch baby reindeer after the good reviews on here but it's hard work as I can't stand the fucking cowardly pathetic idiot, and he can't act. Just hoping for his grizzly death at this point which I know won't happen but one can hope.

Nunez doesn't have firmino and Salah alongside, only salah's shadow and A.N. Other. * This is in no way a defence of Nunez, just saying it's a pointless comparison

I watch 40%

Considering Origi was one of our greatest ever players, no

I tend to stick to the old school way of giving a player a season to bed in before writing them off. He showed enough early in the season to be cut some slack.

But you thought Salah "made stuff happen", wish I had your football knowledge and was able to judge a game by something other than watching it with my eyes

Ironic

Only 3 more days until we get to watch Jones, Salah, Robertson, Nunez, Trent and Konate be rewarded for their fine performances. Think I might use the time to test the tensile strength of my eyeballs instead.

Diaz was fine

Ashley young applying for a job

Well those two have been absolute dogshit and shouldn't be starting on merit, odd to bring them off at 83 minutes though instead of not starting them

Salah with his best shot of the night