Dr Nowt

When does he find out whether he won PFA Player of the Year?

We’ve confirmed the signing of Carvalho will be made official on July 1st. Dom King says not being loaned out and going straight into the first team squad for next season.

If we go onto win the title that Thiago back heel will go down in club folklore. Iconic.

Cunt not a prolific finisher.

Baldiola seemed rattled and edgy there. We know he’s always a weird, socially inept little man, but the contrast with Klopp’s relaxed, good-humoured energy was glaring.

Sounds like they’re appointing Mbappe as head coach.

Sneaky of Trapp to wear orange so the Rangers players want to pass to him.

Tyler’s tone is the one I’d use if I heard he’d located a fountain of eternal life, Drury’s is me if I saw Tyler trip up the steps and shatter his hip before he had chance to drink from it. The cunt.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2022/05/17/jordan-henderson-one-liverpool-player-jurgen-klopp-would-not/

‘HEY. TYLER. Leave them kids alone!’

Hope we hang onto Taki next season. Superb squad player.

Martin Tyler the ‘alleged’ nonce.

Fair play to him. https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/liverpool-fans-anthem-boris-johnson-b2080656.html

Pretty handy depiction of how they’ve used the Moshiri millions, to be fair. I’d go with the KLF setting a million quid on fire, but this would certainly be in the conversation.