Dr Nowt

Big Donny is about to gobble her up like a well-done steak washed down with Diet Coke.

Hold your fucking horses, pal. I’m not having that. Let’s start from the beginning. What did you say “teeth” are again, how do I reset my password for the 8th time this morning and where did I leave the Firestick controller?

Arum’s gone rogue.

Didn’t even realise Harvey Price was scoring the fight.

Let him off the hook.

Cracking scrap, this.

Taylor’s expending a lot more energy.

The secret ingredient of spite. Wonderful.

Michael Buffer’s afterbirth.

Dirk Kuyt. Obviously.

AR-N-E S-L-O-T LFC‘s new Dutch baldy

Sex trafficking - the musical.

Give it Hendo.

In hindsight, I think we should have waited until late to May to start our summer break.