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Gulacsi will need to be Grosics for that to happen but it would be very sweet to get a bit of payback And Bern wasn’t a miracle - the cheating bastards were all on meth

Unfortunately not as it seemed like a good game. We have a ‘nearly decent’ team at the moment so it’s a shame we’ve got the worst possible group - best we can hope for is that we embarrass one of the bigger teams

that steak doesn’t look good, either in quality of cut or how it’s been cooked. How was it? edit: just seen that it cost £13 so that probably answers the question

Same category as Priti Patel but you might let her go on top

The dress is fucking awful and matches the general Laura Ashley bullshit of the flowers on her head. And the scruffy cunt hasn’t even pressed his shirt. Put that stuff on a council estate couple and you’d get Daily Mail readers sneering at them. And all this from the people who think they’re too good for John Lewis

I object to using the word semifinal when there’s more than two of them

I’m not convinced you can make a sausage from chicken and chorizo is a sausage so why would you need chorizo-style? You need to up your sausage game

Fucked up egg today and that bacon needs a bit of fat on it

If it was a proper sausage and not a frankfurter then it would be passable as a starter breakfast for a young child

Who serves chopped tomatoes on a breakfast plate? Dirty beaners, that’s who I’m also curious as to how they turned the fat on the bacon to charcoal whilst failing to cook the meat

People who proudly announce that they call a spade a spade

One in 12 people think they could fight an elephant or a gorilla. Did they take this poll in Newcastle on a Friday night?

has anyone actually tried this? Simon’s version sounds disgusting but to be fair the most popular choc bar in Hungary is Turo Rudi that is basically sweetened curd cheese wrapped in chocolate

Music for people who don’t really like music but don’t want to admit it

The British public are clearly insane