Preston Red

The "life is too short" thing is something I can really get behind. Granted my old man isn't a football manager, and so on, but at 53 when he applied for voluntary redundancy just to see what his figures would be he decided to take it. There was no pressure on him from the company to take it but he did. In his words, he wanted to enjoy retirement more than my grandad (his dad) did. My grandad retired on a Thursday, had a heart attack when he got home and was dead on the following Sunday morning. True to his word, he hasn't worked a day since and that was in 2010. Klopp getting out now, will hopefully see him recharge those batteries and eventually return to football. I personally think he'll never come back. He'll have a taste of a quiet life and decide this is it for him. Ride off into the sunset, with all he's achieved behind him and enjoy retirement without having some fartbag with a microphone asking him ridiculous questions.

Exactly this. As I splay the buttocks, to lay a bum egg, it should mean I can get a bit of bog roll in there to shift any troublesome nuggets before getting the wet wipes out. If it's a 15+ wiper, I jump in the shower and break out the "bum sponge".

RvB in Lostock Hall. They've got some good events coming up with exhibitions and Q&A gigs.

I'm at a Darts exhibition on Sunday and that'll be full of Brexit pricks watching the game in the other room while a moody Dutch lad rambles through how great he is/was.

Coventry '97 vibes...

Advertised as a three-horse race but, in reality, it'll be a two horse race in which we won't be involved as the SYP Bulbhead doesn't want us near the title. We've been shafted season in season out since he reappeared.

Best Day out I've had watching the Reds. I know Andy Carroll got a lot of grief for his drinking antics etc but sinking bitters on a Saturday afternoon is up there, for hero status, for me.

His sister/wife will be proud of him.

Let's not forget that these cunts have a deal with the fucking devil. Spawny fucking cunts. I hope Coventry absolutely bum them. Not a polite bumming. A full on major bumming that leaves arses hanging like a wet chamois. Not gone too far there, have I?

Is right, pal. Do it for Eddie.

Cheers, man. Total shock when we found out this morning.

Really hope we hump these twats today. Wife's cousin's ex-husband died yesterday (52), lovely bloke and a huge Red. Do it for him, Redmen!

Next year is 30 years since David Beckham went on loan to Preston North End. Wonder whatever happened to the floppy haired twat.

I think she's dead in that area hahahahaha. In all honesty, I've already come to terms with it if she has. She'll get a massive reality check.

I'm the same. Fair play to her and she should enjoy her success but I have to turn the telly over when she appears.