Preston Red

If Ancellotti walks from the Bloos, I reckon they'd go for Eddie Howe.

That's the kind of twat who sits in the works canteen eating with his mouth open, chewing and slopping loudly. Dirty bastard.

The only video that beats that for me was the equaliser that was ruled out last season with that bad tit crowd surfing at Chelsea.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Mané in full face like a smacked arse mode today then.

After the Lord mayor's show written all over this. Can see it already. Had it been last season we'd have hammered these before stepping on the pitch with them. This season has the air of one great game followed by three not arsed performances.

We've had the same agro with a lad coming to do our fence etc. Originally we wanted the fence ripped out along with the hedges and some decking put up in the back yard. The first company we rang was the one we wanted to do the job; they came out to size up and then ignored all calls and emails when we wanted to find out the cost. They ignored us yet still advertised for work on FaceAIDS. Ignoring people is a twats trick. We gave up with them and found a new company who'd just set up. Young lad on his own so we thought we'd give him a chance with the decking and if his work was decent we'd let him do the fences. Quelle surprise, another fucker who promises to turn up and doesn't but has an encyclopedia of excuses. I give up.

We couldn't wear the new 2019/20 kit in the 2019 CL final.

What about snakes with tits? Have they not evolved to stop them from eating money yet?

Just the two?

Wolfie loved that didn't he. The big shithead sex pest.

The standard 45 minute Liverpool performance.

The league is heading towards SPL levels but everyone is happy Liverpool aren't/won't be winning it as that's the narrative being spun by a manc twat and an Uncle Tom.

Been horrendously shite this season. Thank fuck it'll all be over soon.

Nah, that makes us as bad as the shithouses who live under a gigantic shadow across the park. Let everyone laugh at us this season and let's hit back hard next season.