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Are my testicles black? ......... A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?"

Which one is Peter Reid ???

One of them's been playing away ....separate bedroom's hmmmmm

Michael Copra on Peter Whittingham.(only 35 yrs of age )..fallen down some stairs and died apparently Absolutely devastated to hear about my old teammate whitts what a legend you are i had some special memories with you and cant thank you enough for what you did on and off the pitch for me so sad to lose you mate at such a young age my deepest condolence to the family RIP Whitts https://t.co/rlBidj5ryk

Will Mbappe be eligible for a premier league medal ?????

David Luiz and Dejan Lovren at the back ......what could possibly go wrong????

Not many toilet rolls I guess ....?

Dave Usher vs Peter Shilton....

Today, Bradford City host the funeral - and celebrate the life - of the much loved footballer Jordan Sinnott. 862 kits with Sinnott's name on the back displayed above the seats, paying tribute as he's laid to rest...

That was inevitable...Parrot would miss versus The Canaries .

I blame this little scrote ......

If only Jim'll Fix It was still going ...eh Dave ??

Like this fella.........