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About Stouffer

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  • Birthday November 26

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    In the fort of the God Lugus.
  • Occupation
    Toilet roll efficiency tester
  • Biography
    Save the males!
  • Interests
    Licking own anus; toilet roll efficiency tester. Shit/Fan Separation Specialist.

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  1. Stouffer
    Went out with my niece last night and we ended up in a Metal club. There was normal music in the bar area and Personal Jesus came on. I overheard one of the yoofs behind me say, "this song is really cool, I'll have to Shazam it". I'm mean it's Depeche Mode, getthefuckouttahere.
  2. Stouffer
    There's black pudding under the tomatoe, it was the best part. Really good quality.
  3. Stouffer
    It was a massive teabag. I'm washing it down with a vodka martini.
  4. Stouffer
    Quey Ingredient, Newcastle 10 Nicker.
  5. Stouffer

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    Stouffer replied to boots123's topic in GF - General Forum

    Keeping hold of the metal part of the door as you're getting out of the car will keep you at the same potential difference and will ensure that you don't earth yourself; ergo, no shock.
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    Odd things you do that you wonder if anyone else does

    Stouffer replied to Rick Sanchez C-137's topic in GF - General Forum

    Does anyone else instantly think the second that the car radio loses signal; "nuclear holocaust"?
  7. Stouffer

    Crap brag

    Stouffer replied to Remmie's topic in GF - General Forum

    Cigarette, proper square me.
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    Crap brag

    Stouffer replied to Remmie's topic in GF - General Forum

    I once had a tab with the bassist from Wishbone Ash.
  9. Stouffer
    I've had the GF longer than two wives.
  10. Stouffer

    Monarchy

    Stouffer replied to Remmie's topic in GF - General Forum

    No Wizardora? Fuck off.
  11. Stouffer

    Vangelis

    Stouffer replied to Section_31's topic in GF - General Forum

    Did he do the one that goes? Do, do do do do Do, do do do do Do te de do Do te de do Do, do do do do I like it.
  12. Stouffer

    Other Football 2021/22

    Stouffer replied to Captain Turdseye's topic in FF - Football Forum

    Brian Adams rep.
  13. Stouffer

    Other Football 2021/22

    Stouffer replied to Captain Turdseye's topic in FF - Football Forum

    Cheers pal.
  14. Stouffer

    Other Football 2021/22

    Stouffer replied to Captain Turdseye's topic in FF - Football Forum

    What channel is the match on?
  15. Stouffer

    Other Football 2021/22

    Stouffer replied to Captain Turdseye's topic in FF - Football Forum

    Oh Arsenal.
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