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About Stouffer

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    Sorted, respect due.
  • Birthday November 26

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    In the fort of the God Lugus.
  • Occupation
    Toilet roll efficiency tester
  • Biography
    Save the males!
  • Interests
    Licking own anus; toilet roll efficiency tester. Shit/Fan Separation Specialist.

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  1. Went out with my niece last night and we ended up in a Metal club. There was normal music in the bar area and Personal Jesus came on. I overheard one of the yoofs behind me say, "this song is really cool, I'll have to Shazam it". I'm mean it's Depeche Mode, getthefuckouttahere.
  2. There's black pudding under the tomatoe, it was the best part. Really good quality.
  3. It was a massive teabag. I'm washing it down with a vodka martini.
  4. Stouffer

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    Keeping hold of the metal part of the door as you're getting out of the car will keep you at the same potential difference and will ensure that you don't earth yourself; ergo, no shock.
  5. Stouffer

    Odd things you do that you wonder if anyone else does

    Does anyone else instantly think the second that the car radio loses signal; "nuclear holocaust"?
  6. Stouffer

    Crap brag

    Cigarette, proper square me.
  7. Stouffer

    Crap brag

    I once had a tab with the bassist from Wishbone Ash.
  8. Stouffer


    No Wizardora? Fuck off.
  9. Stouffer


    Did he do the one that goes? Do, do do do do Do, do do do do Do te de do Do te de do Do, do do do do I like it.