Stouffer

I've met Karl and Owen in the flesh and they are the best TLW Royalty.

Freedom or freedom 90? Freedom 90 for me.

Mrs. Stouffer thought banal was pronounced with the emphasis on anal (b-anal). She's way more intelligent than I am but sometimes I just shake my head.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

You're a better man than me. No way could I go that long without my kebap fix or spicy honey and chilli bbq chicken wings.

Do extra large mixto kebaps with chilli and garlic sauces count as meat?

The smell of smoked bacon makes me heave. I like my bacon to taste like bacon.

I once posted a picture with a sausage edited out and chipped in for Kyko. I'm fairly sure I coined the term cunt-plasma too.

Sing it loud, "Release clause......".

Everton, nailed on.

Anyone else find the feed keeps cutting out? Probably my rural fibre connection.

Could deffo have slashed the last 30 minutes.

Just been to a book fair at the ankle biters' school. They got a book each, a pencil sharpner and a poster. The prices were £7.99, £5.99, £1.50 and £2.99. The teacher (just a young lass) laughed and said she'd need to get her phone out to work out the total. I couldn't believe it.