Stouffer

It's sitting on your bollocks at least once a day.

Been playing It Takes 2 with the youngest. Exclusive two player game that I didn't expect to enjoy but the boy really wanted to play it and I'm pleased we have. It's such a beautiful and sweet game. He's proper made my first day of isolation actually quite fun. If you've got kids 6-10ish and you'd like something to play with them get on it.

10 days in the same room; I'm gonna need 400 cans of McEwan's export, an extra large mixto kebap, 20 Benson and a load of socks.

Nowt pal, unless boredom is a symptom.

We're in a surge testing area and the kids' school messaged to prompt families to get a PCR test. Went yesterday, the missus and two lads are OK but I've only gone and tested positive.

People from Yorkshire telling you that they're from Yorkshire. Fuck off.

Phil Foden's teeth really annoying me.

Sa, Sa, Sassuolo.

Don't mind a big tackle the Danes.

Double post mofo.

Just throw some Rennies on top like little minty croutons.

Blueshite One more night without sleepin' Uuh, Watchin' Till that Rafa' comes creepin' Red door What's that secret you're keepin'?

A kebap side salad wouldn't be the same without a slice.