General Dryness

Hasn't been a massacre in America for at least a month. Is anybody still shocked by this kind of thing? http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/72625797/at-least-10-dead-in-shooting-at-community-college-in-roseburg-oregon

Prick.

Are you going to cry? I've ignored all of your snidey shite thus far, you fuckwit, and would have thought you would extended me the same courtesy. But if you want to start chucking negs about, guess what, I can too. Now fuck off.

Get fucked.

Will Smith wants chinned for that. Him and his bald twat of a wife.

Great show that.

I don't want to ask what's in that.

No skin in the game there, then.

Lifey could do the catering and the flamethrower.

I'm staying in bed.

News to me.

That's why I like you Bruce, you've got a load of old bollocks for every occasion.

I'm sorry to have to say it mate, but that is the work of a madman.

Fucking hell.

One from the Lifey book of advice that. Just behind "don't cook your dinner with a tactical napalm strike".

Kids are a damn good spur for stopping. I quit drinking and smoking because of my lad.

They can x ray you for anything I think mate. As well as MRI and ultrasound. They can get a fucking good picture of what's going on inside you, that's for sure. Hope it all comes back clear anyway, and good luck with giving up the smokes. You'll definitely feel better for that.

Spam rep, corned beef rep, corned beef rep rep. Tinned meats are an underrated foodstuff. Spam fritters. Corned beef hash. Lovely stuff.

I have a fever. And the only prescription, is more peas.

So you can kidnap them and torture them to death with pliers, presumably. I'd love to go to Japan.

Agree with all of this. I was asking as I'd heard it mentioned a while ago and don't remember hearing it mentioned since. Makes more sense to leave him where he is.

Evertonian: *reads well thought out and factual post. Carefully considers the points raised* Evertonian a nanosecond later: "Redshiiiite! Meeerddderrers!! Hyyyysel!!!"

I thought the plan was for Trent to move into midfield eventually. Or was that just speculation?

I'm really not surprised. It was on its arse in the early 80s. I was only 6 or 7 years old at the time and I could see that. By the time I was there again in the late 90s it was well and truly deceased.