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General Dryness

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    Job with no qualifications.

    A job at sea with no qualifications? Yeah, sign me up. As long as it doesn't involve doing all of the shittiest jobs on board and being outranked by a mop. Better be good promotion prospects too. If I don't make Admiral inside of 3 years, I'm going back to McDonalds.
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    Greatest Album Ever - Group R (Vote for your top 2)

    Nirvana and The Doors. Another two bands that shaped my life.
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    Clubhouse, thoughts?

    It's just more hipster shit for cunts and it can fuck off. "By invite only". Fucking die.
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    What age does your libido decrease?

    If I was married to Mrs Tash I would too.
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    Greatest Album Ever - Group Q (Vote for your top 2)

    Voted Miles Davis because I'm hip as fuck. And Bowie because he's had a couple of catchy tunes in the hit parade.
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    Clubhouse, thoughts?

    It all sounds breathtakingly arrogant. You'll fit right in Froodle.
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    Signs that you're behind the times.

    I still use internet explorer. Not really, obviously.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    What you have to remember about Amanda Holden is that she has sucked Les Dennis off. Probably on numerous occasions. So there's an extreme likelihood that she's utterly deranged.
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    I think you're both getting off the issue here. Nobody is disputing that FSG have spent money. But look at our squad and look at where we are. They just haven't spent enough, and now they need to spend more.
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    Is she any relation to Elizabeth Bathory?
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    North Korea gettin' all Gangnam up in this bitch.

    What a cunt. Who the fuck has a surname like Stirzaker?
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    Which conspiracy theory is actually true (if any)

    They're all things that have been disputed. I just don't think it's as clear cut as the official findings. That Keith Allen documentary has a few eye openers in it. Having said that, it's not a hill I'm going to die on so I'll leave it there.
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    Britney Spears

    Steady on.
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    Which conspiracy theory is actually true (if any)

    I reckon Diana was killed. Sometimes governments and wealthy, powerful people do bad things. And they don't tell us about them.
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    Worst stand-up comedian ever

    Theres old inclusive Mal, knocking me off my chair again. "Like hey, gosh fellas, sisters are funny too y'know. Let's break out some quiche and watch Amy Schumer's latest 5 hour HBO special, 'My Fanny Stinks'. It'll be a laugh riot."
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    Monarchy

    One out of two ain't bad.
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    Greatest Album Ever - Group M (Vote for your top 2)

    This. Music that influenced my life. Cream are ok, but soul/r&b does fuck all for me.
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    The Dawn Of The Age Of Ignorance?

    Yep. Its lunchtime and ignorance just ordered the lobster. These flat earth cunts do my head in. I don't know how, but somehow they think it's up to everyone else to prove to them that the earth is a sphere. They're the ones challenging accepted wisdom, surely the onus is on them to prove otherwise? People need to stop humouring the cunts.
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    Worst stand-up comedian ever

    If I didn't hold you two in such massive forum esteem, you'd both be dead to me right now.
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    The Foodie thread

    I've got a couple of Victorinox knives, they're good value for the price.
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    Everton (H) PL - Sat 20th Feb 2021 at 17:30

    This. Klopp isn't a masochist. If he could make his life easier by spending, he would. It's the owners parsimony that's killing us.
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    Everton (H) PL - Sat 20th Feb 2021 at 17:30

    You're hired.
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    Everton (H) PL - Sat 20th Feb 2021 at 17:30

    There'll be something about Mbappe though.
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