Scott_M

I’m gonna slit your throat & fuck the wound...

Surely going to the amount of boundaries scored is similar to after goal difference, it goes to goals scored? England obviously got the rub of the green in the final, you could say similar about us in Istanbul with Dudek coming off his like in the penalties.

The 7/7 London Bombings. Unless you count 4 Lions as a spoof of it.

Pretty sure I’ve read the new film meant to centre around Bond coming out of retirement. So, if he’s retired, I’d assume that the role of in active 007 is filled by somebody else (in the same way Sean Bean was 006 or something). My prediction is this other lass is the active 007 and Bond comes back to destroy the space station on the moon and somehow save the day. I’d assume that the next Bond will also be a white heterosexual male, but the seed has then been that other ethnicities can play the role of a 007. I do agree that if whoever makes the films want a female 007, then they should write a good story and cast a female as the lead character. The only reason they seem to be using the James Bond name is it’s a well known franchise and would therefore wouldn’t have to establish a new fan base, the likes which Hanna, Red Sparrow, Salt etc etc failed to do. They’ll say they are doing it for “empowered women” but they are really doing it to avoid box office flops and retain another cash cow.

Anies wears these to work.

Where they from Mark? Saw the Iron Maiden shirt a few times in Madrid, we need a Liverpool & Metallica one somehow.

Maybe not that good but they are fucking great. Maybe the best punk band.

Watched the Download highlights from Sky Arts earlier. Not impressed. Slipknot were good and Smashing Pumpkins & Anthrax were decent but the rest was incredibly forgettable. Highly disappointed there were no Tool highlights. As for Die Antwoord, what the actual fuck is that nonsense? Seriously. And they were 2nd on the bill to Slipknot. Absolutely terrible.

Jim’s Dad is brilliant in it as well. The scene where he’s talking through the porn mags to Jim is ace.

I’d invite Alex Morgan round mine for a post of Yorkshire Tea and a custard cream any time. The blonde one could come as well. The old dear isn’t invited.

The first one is brilliant. I remember being 17 and going to see it at our local Warner Village during the school holidays. It’s fair to say it appealed greatly to the immature 17 year old in me. The “Oh my god, you’re GAY” line got used a lot that summer. I still use it now. Every time I see Stiffler drink the spunk beer I cringe & the term pale ale always makes me snigger. The original really is doobie-doobie-doobie-do-wop, yeah, maaaaaaagic. The 2nd & 3rd are just inferior retreads of the original. I’ve seen the Re-union but couldn’t tell you anything about it apart from the lass Jim used to baby sit had a cracking pair. Tara Reid hasn’t aged well.

FIFA'20 is just a "Legacy" conversion for Switch this year. Ie just new kits and squads and that's it. And they expect £45. Fuck that.

If Holland score today one of the woman should pretend she’s in a hot dog eating competition on Coney Island on 4th July.

I’d have Suarez back.

There is nothing like a long haul flight to catch up on a few films I’ve been meaning to watch but forgot about. Vox Lux - A girl gets shot in a school shooting, writes a song about it & then becomes a damaged pop mega star. I get A Star Is Born probably stole some of its thunder, they tried something different, there is a good story in there somewhere & Natalie Portman is excellent but the film so utter pretentious, I found it hard to care. 4/10 Mollys Game True story of a failed Olympian genius retells the story of how she set up high stakes poker games for A-list celebs, the subsequent fall & ramifications. I really, really enjoyed this. Like really, really. Jessica Chastain is quality (and looks hot) & has a lot of good support. Again, maybe had its thunder stolen by I, Tonya coming out at the same time but it is well worth checking out. 8.5/10.