sh#t waffle

She's like a slightly more attractive version of

There's a city supporter on Twitter who's relatively sound unless he's talking about the conspiracy against City. When they won the league by a point from us, he tweeted 'Dear football. You're welcome.' - and supporters of other clubs were queuing up to thank City for saving them from the horror of us winning the league. It was truly bizarre...

He was like a new pundit. The final piece of the punditry jigsaw. Etc.

Yep, think he was there on Saturday too but I zoned out because, well, it's Harry Kewell.

I'm in Sydney at the moment and he was doing some half time punditry from the pitch on the coverage there.

Admittedly not had the cookies n creme one but once had the misfortune of eating a normal Hershey’s bar and it tasted of solidified vomit.

I'm doing my bit, believe me, I'm nothing if not a trier.

I should probably clarify, it's not that there isn't a big craft scene, it' more that I don't think many of the beers I've tried since I've been here have been particularly impressive – nothing to the standard of Cloudwater, Pollys etc. They may well be out there, but I've just not found them!

Thanks mate, but I should have said 'apart from Cooper's'! Really like all their beers. Have been here many times over the years (my wife is from Sydney) and up until a few years ago I was jealous of how easy it was to get a beer like Cooper's on draft when in the UK we only really had lager and real ale (which I love but not all the time). But I think in the last few years the UK has moved way ahead of Australia in terms of variety and quality of craft beer both on draft and in shops.

Just wish I had the ability of an Evertonian to roll with the punches and not let perceived injustices fester unnecessarily, but alas not.

Whereas my little one learned the word penis yesterday and has been walking around saying 'mummy penis' to anyone that will listen...

Have always thought Oliver was one of the more competent refs but this is absolutely disgraceful from him.

Yep, their gel is good too.

The Sunday night dreads have never left me. It was always the only night of the week I struggled to get to sleep, and this has continued into adult life – even if I'm on holiday and don't have work the following day.

So sorry to hear this Dave, condolences to you, Gail and your families. Hope to see you back here when it feels right...