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I was actually slightly disappointed with the game for the first few days - I've now realised this was because I hadn't got to grips with the bounty system, and early in the game if you have several bounties on your head and no money with which to pay them, you can get stuck in an annoying loop which really affected my exploration/enjoyment of the game. I am now bounty free, and starting to get into it properly.

Given the historical connotations of black face, I must say I'm surprised at how many can't see an issue with it. And I should definitely know what I'm talking about; one of my best avatars is black.

Yeah, the only thing that makes me doubt this theory is it would be so out of character and without precedent in any of his previous jobs.

Just play him tomorrow, he's clearly already got the kit.

For those that have pre-ordered the digital version, it is now available for pre-download...

I hope you're ok, CD. My dad died suddenly a couple of years ago, and I would agree with those that say it's different for every person. My best mate lost his mum when he was only 20, while another mate's sister died a few years ago, and several other friends have lost parents after long illnesses. I would say that I probably feel more comfortable speaking to them about it than mates who have not experienced grief, yet all our experiences are completely different. I feel most comfortable speaking to my wife or my younger brother about my feelings, but even my mum and elder brother have grieved in very different ways to me. One thing I have found really tough is that my lack of any sense of spirituality means I don't feel my dad's presence, I don't feel like he is watching me or aware of any achievements I might make - never have I more wished I was religious, and felt that sense of comfort, than in the year after he died. This is the most cliched thing to say, but it does get easier - it simply has to. But you never truly get over it, and nor would I want to, frankly. Oh, and I did do some counselling in the months after, but it wasn't with a grief counsellor and so I didn't find it particularly useful.

Two years ago I did think he was one of our best players (when played in the midfield rather than front three); he seemed to grasp the counter press as well as anyone in the squad. On the odd occasion he's played in the interim he has looked woeful. Given that he's never had any pace it could be that he's just never been fit for long enough to shift the rustiness but I have no faith in him staying fit for enough time to test that theory.

I think midfield is clearly one of the hardest roles to adapt to in a Klopp side. I can't deny that I too thought he would walk into our first choice side and instantly become one of our best players, but I'm not too worried yet.

Is it worth giving Alisson a try in the midfield three? We've been sorely lacking in superfluous Cruyff turns since Lallana got crocked.

Park Chan-wook Sympathy for Mr Vengeance Oldboy Lady Vengeance I thought there would be a Spielberg run in the late 70s/early 80s too, but there was always one in each run I've never seen!

I really don't like him. I think he's a self-aggrandising twat, without the charisma to even vaguely pull that off.

Couldn't disagree with that more. They have a better squad than results are showing, yes, but they basically need a whole new back four and midfield (bar Pogba). And I'm not convinced that Rashford and Martial are these world beaters everyone seems to think they are. In short, they're shit, and an absolute bunch of twats.

Glad to be of service! Though now I'm thinking I should have booked more time off, or better still just quit work.

While I agree that Clyne was nowhere near as bad as Moreno, having been used to Trent, the way in which when in possession Clyne signposted what he was going to do three seconds before he did it was absolutely infuriating.

It's about time a game featured weather-dependent genitalia. I am so excited about RDR2 I have booked the release date off work (I am 40 years old) - and that was before the horse bollock news.