sh#t waffle

Wow, what an electrifying compilation that is.

We've got the best manager in the world, and we know we have him until 2024 (but almost certainly no longer). While I'm confident that even the current squad without the injuries we had last season will easily get 2nd (and possibly challenge for the title), this just seems such a wasted opportunity to pretty much guarantee success for the next 3 years.

Parasite by an absolute mile.

Except what if – and hear me out here – all those injuries he's had actually suggest he's quite injury prone?

I actually don't think Ox has lost much, if any, of his pace. He's just lost any confidence, first touch, passing and shooting ability he had before.

Declan Rice is no better than Eric Dier and I really hope Solskjaer buys him for 60m.

In fairness, that difference isn't nothing is it? Sancho will be on significantly higher wages than Konate, and the difference in fee would pay for a Wijnaldum replacement in addition before we needed to sell to buy.

Don't think that's true. They were patchy over the years, but I loved the one we won the title in – and I'm sure that was our most pre-ordered kit of all time...don't remember any of their home kits getting the slating the Nike ones have justifiably had.

I'd be surprised if we finish lower than 2nd. Get our signings right (and have better luck with injuries) and we'll have a decent crack at winning it again.

I'm playing it now. Takes a while to get going as the pacing is really different to previous games, but I've just done the house with the dolls and damn near shat my pants - not least when playing at the dead of night when the name sign on my son's bedroom door just randomly fell off.

Hilary was H all along, pulling the strings while hiding in plain sight.

https://twitter.com/_pauljoyce/status/1410602881313501197?s=20

Anchorman

Both times I saw them live they were last minute replacements (for Verve supporting Oasis at Sheffield Arena – Ashcroft and McCabe had a fight the night before I believe, and then for the Roses at Glastonbury 95), and both of their sets are among my fondest gig memories. Brilliant band, and don't think they've dated at all.