alles ist gut

Top, top Mark Noble retirement party analysis there, Dave. (Also, judging from that well-executed tackle on the Everton fan, Vieira still has what it takes on the field...)

I sense a disturbance in the Force

I would rather it wasn’t on the 29th, but UEFA has given us no choice. Evertonians might say that, because of this, we should opt out of having one; they have, indeed, shown us a clear lead in opting out of having trophy parades.

He’s going back to posting as @JermainePennant

Top, top sour, miserable, bitter old fucking turd analysis there, Dave. (Also that Tella is a dirty get and should have been booked twice.)

In the Foodie Thread.

Fixed

I’d forgotten about Gbamin. Hopefully they have too.

And (based on the last time he was asked to play right-back, in preseason, and point-blank refused, so we had to play Woodburn there) an absolute 'Nah' from Ox as well. No, the terms of their loans specify that they are unavailable to us until after the end of the Championship playoffs, regardless of them not actually being in them (also applies to van den Berg).

Top, top “Lallana upgrade” analysis there, Dave. (Also the Venn diagram of “ex-pros laughing at a throw-in coach” and “ex-pros with drink-related brain injury” is just a circle.)

Words are meaningless And forgettable

“HAS ANYBODY ELSE SEEN THIS FILTH?”