alles ist gut

Top, top “pointy little face” analysis there, Dave.

Who would chair the discussion?

Travelled? It’s a home game.

Apparently they planned to run it aground near Southsea, causing potentially millions of pounds of improvements

Yes, indeed we do.

Top, top “Steve Howey is still alive, and getting paid as well?” analysis there, Dave.

Full time 3-1 An admirably hard-working performance throughout that got the result it deserved.

3-1 Chelsea awarded a penalty after a scramble in the box. Jaros dives the wrong way.

Change : Larouci on, Bearne off; Larouci will play in the front three, at least initially.

Jaros saves at point-blank range from Baba Rahman. Still 3-0, 20 minutes left.

Change : Williams off, Ritaccio on (Clayton moves back into defence)

Chelsea should have scored with an unmarked player at the back post from a free kick, but the chance was spurned.

Half time 3-0; a fairly even game, for the last 25 minutes, I suppose - you couldn't say that their midfield has done much, considering it has a League winner in Drinkwater. They haven't attacked our full-backs (a slow central defender and a very slow midfielder respectively) enough. Our pressing has been excellent.

3-0 Millar from the spot. (I missed the tackle that conceded the pen, sorry)

In general, not eye-catchingly good, or bad; today specifically we've had most of the ball so far.