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  1. General Dryness

    Music Tournament Winners - The FINAL

    Bippen boppen boop boop beepen boop. Genuine Kraftwerk fans will know what I mean.
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    Things I can't do that seemingly everyone else can

    By asking them if they have frogs legs, and if they reply yes, saying "then hop off to the kitchen and get me a fucking steak you cunt." That usually does the trick.
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    MK Hard vs The Isle of Massive.
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    Are you starting or what, cunt?
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    Music Tournament Winners - The FINAL

    I usually just try to choose whatever I think will make me look coolest in front of some internet randoms who I'll never meet.
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    The Devil Rides Out

    "The Goat of Mendes. The Devil himself!"
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    Yep, we got lucky hammering the same starting 11 for two years straight. Well and truly bit our arses this season.
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    Exactly. These cunts are going to be the only owners in history to come out the other end of their tenure with a massive profit. You want profits, stick to your fucking hedge funds. This means more.
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    But but but they brought the premier league title to Anfield for the first time. No they didn't. Klopp did. In spite of, not because of, these penny pinching cunts. Net fucking spend, pig. Net fucking spend. Sustainable model. Fuck off.
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    What's your preference?

    Anything more than 3 is Savile territory.
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    What's your preference?

    People like you shouldn't be allowed steak. I would serve you the sole off an old boot, you wouldn't know the difference.
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    What's your preference?

    2 4 D
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    I do the worrying so fragile ordinary folk such as yourself don't have to. Rest easy, citizen of Libpool. The General is watching.
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