General Dryness

Prick.

Are you going to cry? I've ignored all of your snidey shite thus far, you fuckwit, and would have thought you would extended me the same courtesy. But if you want to start chucking negs about, guess what, I can too. Now fuck off.

Get fucked.

Will Smith wants chinned for that. Him and his bald twat of a wife.

Great show that.

I don't want to ask what's in that.

No skin in the game there, then.

Lifey could do the catering and the flamethrower.

I'm staying in bed.

News to me.

That's why I like you Bruce, you've got a load of old bollocks for every occasion.

I'm sorry to have to say it mate, but that is the work of a madman.

Fucking hell.

One from the Lifey book of advice that. Just behind "don't cook your dinner with a tactical napalm strike".