Jairzinho

Thanks. Got it on mute as we speak.

This is quite nice, Mook. I remember buying it when it came out about a decade ago. You'll have heard some of it.

Buying some centre backs and clearing out the squad players that contribute nothing - Keita, AOC, Origi etc - would be probably be a better idea. I do reckon Salah will go next summer though. He'll replace Mbappe at PSG when he goes to Real Madrid.

HiPsTeRs

Best wishes, Kuntstain.

Really you like Abba and U2, right?

You just listen to that because you want to seem cool.

Purple gays.

Would snap your hand off for one goal.

Pirlo just lacking that wee bit of knowing what he's doing.

Yeah, but those two can run. They took the piss because they jogged past him. Burnley are just going to sling balls in to the box. It's about the one team in the league where he should be okay. And we need Henderson in midfield.

While true, he'll be up against two championship grocks.

Been an incredible signing so far.

Alisson TAA Phillips Fabinho Roberton Thiago Henderson Wijnaldum Jones Salah Mane 97% possession 42 shots 1 shot on target 53 fouls committed 0-0.

Hope so.