bossy

Er he plays football very well.

I don’t understand the talk of him not getting a chance, he’s a great player who scores a lot of goals.

I’d have him back but don’t think it’ll happen as we wouldn’t pay what Barca will be looking for.

Lovely that, thanks Dave. I’m another who pays for the reports and not the privilege of the MF and the secret burlesque club (shhhh). Can got to bed now. Night all.

Great report Dave, hard to put last night into words but you’ve done it. Henderson, kinnel, I’ve doubted him as much as anyone, but what a man and captain he’s become. You can’t give more than 100% but somehow he did. Trent, cheeky Scouse penalty, just incredible. Origi, just fucking fairy tale stuff. I’d better shut up. All of them, every single one including the subs, the bench, the walking wounded all invested in the match. Imagine not supporting Liverpool, it’d be like not rating the Beatles. Stunning game.

‘In fact, fuck everyone who isn’t us, except Leicester and maybe Brighton (I’ll let you know after tonight). Fuck them all’. Is fucking right!

Fantastic report Dave.

Sadly everything you’ve written is true. The substitutions were head scratchers, totally counterproductive in a must win and sadly Mo has no confidence at all in his right peg. He beats someone then turns back again, when he shoots the keeper can tell what he’s going to do. Bobby has been even worse this season. Anyway, you never know. Upwards and hopefully onwards.

Cardiff are spectacularly bad.

Lovely. I thoroughly enjoyed watching yesterday as I just knew we’d score again, I simply knew it. In their glory days the mancs looked to have won games before a ball was kicked and it felt like this here, for us. And I’m not normally the most optimistic fan. Dave, write more reports please as I’m off work today and would just like to read about this win all day.

But surely the magnet would have stuck the ball to the crossbar? Confused me.

bollox

I’m disappointed we didn’t beat them, purely because if our front three had been anything like their usual selves we would have. On a lighter note I was in a band years ago and we turned up to a gig in Stoke to find that we were supporting By Jovi. You’d have been well jealous of the amount of hair treatments they owned.

Salah will come good I’m sure. It must be weird to go from being a really good footballer to a superstar in 6 months. It must play with your head and your nerves as you adjust to people treating you differently and expectations and all that.

Have to agree Numero. Would add to that his organisation at set pieces. Absolutely imperious.