dandyman

1 in 10 actually, pedantry is important in this case

They couldn’t clear that one quick enough. fuckin red all day that

Games called off, lads should get some rest ahead of the Christmas schedule Not a bad thing all told

Using cards??? it’ll never catch on

He did it in a match a few games ago, think they hit the post. We got away with that one, sadly not tonight. 3-2 up, away from home, last 5 mins, catch the thing and fall on the fuckin floor. Take the sting out of the game

More fallon d’floor than balloon d’or, the whiny prick

Nice touch for Curtis there , now get off and rest up

This is parody right??

That’s because someone is lying down behind the well to stop it

Sorted

The last two weekends have been really quite pleasing

Never underestimate how thick a significant number of people are. 65 million people and counting are like turkeys voting for Christmas

Has Gary Neville hailed him as the new saviour of Manchester United football club yet

Southampton away, that’ll do pig

They’ll be lucky to get 1 New manager bounce will have worn off by then