Chip Butty

I was born a poor black child

All high seas piracy always reminds of this beauty. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/may/02/colin-darch-piracy-womens-institute

That was an hour that flew by. His precedence was/is, as chaotic as you'd imagine. Perception is, he's a willy wonka showman character in a world of politics, with a large dose of JR Ewing and Mr Bean for good measure.

25 minutes in and yes, we're not wrong, he's a tit.

Bullet Baxter > Games teacher Kes > Games teacher Gregory’s Girl.

I like this idea. We could get Mike Reid to broker the deal in a Runaround stylie, giving it the old a-g, a-g, a-goooooo

Achterberg always strikes me as the games teacher from Gregory's Girl. But fatter. And dutch.

I wonder what has enraged the bloo noses so much - is it because the moral high ground that they like to portray themselves as sitting upon and this new landscape being an afront to the moral high standing of the premier league, or, closer to the bone, them not being classed as a big 6 and deep down, thats the real crux of it all, they're insignificance.

Southgate is the International version of Solskjaer. Both of whom I thoroughly approve of and I endorse their current tenure for the foreseeable.

I won the mums

Lets not forget as well here, George Benson probably lays more of a claim to have instigated more birds getting fingered during a slowey at the end of a night, than pretty much an other singer on the planet. Cam Kiwanuka say that? I doubt it.

I'd feel sad if they sacked Ole just yet. There is another year or two at least left in him, surely to christ.

Best news I've had all day that, VV.

Has Rotherman jumped ahead, agreed financial support and gone in early, hoping that as others follow, the funding support may just not be there. Or is he just mmmmmmmad.

We'll all be deed