Chip Butty

Any form of creamed cheese and chive flavoured snack product.

Due to the gravitational pull of the moon, osmosis, the curvature of the earth and photosynthesis.

London trips were always the best as were Euro aways, edgy. Shite now, sterile and sanitized to fuck. Getting off at Euston from the ordinary was always a great feeling. West Ham was my personal favourite for edgy boss trips, always a nervy giggle on them. Havent had a great away in 10+ years.

The jumbo that flew over and all our end pointed up like that scene from close encounters with the ship in the desert. Another flare was fired in the stand right behind us, we were on the rhs corner. It was moyder. A spitting war ensued.

Going to have a flutter on Gerrard as their next manager............................

Could have been 0 points, should of been 3 points and we ended up with 1. I'm sure Sky will be lining us up for even more games at this rate of entertainment value for the neutral, that we are serving up. This one, Milan, Brentford, Porto, Leeds, we really are great to watch, just slightly frustrating to support.

Reckon he slipped him the tongue as well, the dirty get.

Blazing Saddles Life of Brian The Jerk Sleeper

The massive queg fancies Klopp. The dirty bastard.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides, by wank breakfasts by the inequities of shite cooks and the tyranny of awful ingredients.....

Lilith.

Should of asked if he'd had a good game, good game.