Chip Butty

They need to get a Tommy Cooper type character in there. A peoples magician. Just like that.

A local dance, for local people......

PNE Rule Contractor who came to site yesterday, his dad is a home and away Preston North End fan, who changed his surname to Rule, so he could name his lad - Preston Neil Edward Rule. He signed his permit as PNE Rule.

Had our mid-summer piss up with some of the match lads yesterday and the word, is that Norwich, and potentially all PL clubs, are not allowing away fans till at least October/November. Questions why the mancs are giving the Bloos a 1700 allocation for their friendly, but thats the shit news I'm hearing.

RIP Len.

@TheHowieLamaTell me that your lemons in that bowl are home grown, and i'll frickin die! All of that looks boss mate. Superb. I've got chili's on the go, but that Tabasco plant is something else. When do they turn into bottles? (*sorry, I couldn't help me self with that last bit)

Yes, I will now shop there.

Shes had a Flattery low test, today in work, apparently. Subsequent 'was no-one nice to you' questions, by me, have fell on confused ears. Its now the official top of the pops test-name in our house, since about 20 minutes ago when she got in.

Chuffed with my garlic crop. Leaving out for a day or two to dry the soil off and then its into the garage to condition and make the garage honk of garlic. Then its time to use.

For me, the Adidas edition, is the best its ever looked.. The bloke inside it, may have something else to do with that as well.

Bar all the football stuff…. Holding my fathers hand and talking to him as he took his last breath and telling him I loved him. The birth of my children. Watching my kids play on the beach on the Gulf of Mexico, as the sun went down. Various journeys through Scotland driving and the views, possibly the most picturesque country in the world and it’s right on our doorstep.

Love fish, I’m more vegetarian than pescatarian, but when the mood takes me, it’s fish all the way. Gurnard Turbot Plaice Dover Sole Monkfish(not the detective) Sea-bass(over used in my book and a bit of a drab, lacking flair choice on a restaurant menu) Roll Mops Kippers Halibut Sea Bream Sardines Basically, most fish bar salmon, which is like chicken in being over farmed and a pale tasteless shadow of its former self.

Yep, crop rotation is the plan. I've used Paint on my laptop, to remind me of what was planted where and when. We're mulling over 6/7 key veg - Spuds, Carrots, Onions, Garlic, Broccoli, Cauliflower and possibly Leeks, then nice to haves like Fennel, Lettuce, Beetroot, Parsnips. My Broccoli has recently been raped silly, by some Marsellus Wallace type mo-fo of a caterpillar and has ruined the lot. I've now learned for next year, I have to put cloches on Broccoli and Cauliflower as they're in the Brasicca family and there's this super greedy caterpillars out there. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Damn right. I was at Portman Road the day Ian Rush made his debut for us. 13th December, 1980. Playing against us and to name but a few - Mariner, Thijssen, Butcher, Cooper, Muhren, Wark - Ipswich were a top team, with a top manager, back in the day. Cunt of a trip tho!