Chip Butty

I bet she's got a fanny like a family size trifle, all ripe and creamy with juicy squelchy bits all ready for getting downright mucky and messy with and devouring with your tongue. Knackers-knickers-knockers.

Currently on a course and on Monday the training center served up a vegetarian casserole. All well and good. Cut to today, said Vegetarian casserole is now in a different large flat servicng dish and sporting reasonably sized circles of puff pastry and is now called Vegetarian Pies. Now, I'm all up for not making waste, but at least have the decency to make an effort, and for those of us who don't eat meat, please make sure you cover your tracks you unimaginative cunts. This is exactly why people are put off from eating more vegetable based diets. By the way, it was bang average both as a casserole and a pie.

Damn shame. Comical genius. RIP, you funny, funny bastard.

A Royale with cheese

Blazing Saddles Fist Full of Dollars The Good the bad and the ugly Son of Paleface Carry on Cowboy

Best is yet to come, get to about 6 months, the pipes are clean, your guts have balanced and then, the best bit.... You start shitting like you are 12 again.... In the water, touching the bend, in the air and yet still inside you. Next up after that and if you're lucky, you get the trinity poo, a true NWN poo. Beautiful.

-7 tonight on County Road. Thats goals difference, but still, rater chilling none the less.

Those fucking gender reveal shite things birds are into are a bad head wreck, but that - that's the biggest gayest fannyest, quegiest thing I've ever seen. I hope he stands in dog shit with them.

Jammy bastard. I always wanted to be a pirate when I grew up.

Fear not brother, I have been in the boxes of some married women I wish I never had, and some I wish I had, but the only box I'm truly glad to say I've never been in and never had the desire to be in, are those shite ones above the paddock at wood-I-son, would I fuck. You win brother.

Whatever it is...... I bet she can't wait...

That's an Alehouse Gas, thats good gas that.

I'd love to lick his bird out.

America, fuck yeah, comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day!