Chip Butty

You've got to hand it to them, they really are full of spunk aren't they.

You'd get more sense out of Mrs Merton and Sid Widell, than them two.

You dirty fucking bastard. And I bet it smells like a match fart.

That blackpudding looks epic. I guess the cakey texture to it, is probably down to the amount of oats added, but then thats what you get with get a proper piece of BP. Nice amount of pork fat in there as well and I'd go as far to say thats probably the best picture of a Black Pudding thats benn posted on this site, since Emile Heskey. For the BP alone, I award you an 9, for that lot.

He was fucking shit and never made, he ended up selling ice creams on a Mr Whippy van.

With just n'Dave left, and the solitary chuckle brother - the Krankies must be shitting it tonight.

Thought our passing was a tad off today, as at times, our movement, though we dealt with a very lively going forward Southampton, who to be fair, got in between us at times, especially in the first half. My biggest groan and this pre-dates just this game - just twat the fucking ball lads! - far too much over passing and over thinking a piece piece of play, sometimes you just twat it at the goal or across the box. Not the most technical dissection of our play I grant you, but fucking hell reds, just have a fuckin go from distance every once in a while. Matip can't pass his own piss.

Jürgen Klopp wants Liverpool to become ‘ugliest team’ to play against • Manager praises side’s ‘greed’ and ‘aggression’ in flying start Xherdan Shaqiri could make first start against Southampton Jürgen Klopp believes Liverpool’s 100% start to the season has been fuelled by a desire to be the ugliest opponent in the Premier League. Liverpool made it six wins out of six with victory over Paris Saint-Germain in the Champions League and can return to the Premier League summit on Saturday with a seventh consecutive triumph, against Southampton. The Liverpool manager, who could give Xherdan Shaqiri his full debut against Mark Hughes’ side, insists his team are too busy to feel the momentum building at Anfield and that only silverware will confirm it has substance. But they are succeeding, Klopp claims, in making life as uncomfortable as possible for every opponent. “We don’t feel that [momentum] to be honest because we play, analyse, prepare; play, analyse, prepare and that is it,” he said. “Maybe it’s because all the jobs are so difficult. There is no game where we have thought: ‘Thank God we have played them.’ None of the results we have this season would have been possible without the greed you have seen or without the aggression you see. No chance. “We didn’t win anything so far – not in the past and not this season – so let’s use the momentum and create a new momentum. We really want to be the ugliest team to play against. That is the plan, and to do it with good football players. The best news I have had in the last two weeks is how we have changed or reinvented again our defensive skills. We didn’t need them too much in the first few games – it was not that we didn’t have to defend but they were different games. Against Tottenham and Paris I loved how we did it. We still played good football and that was a really big step in the season so far.” Shaqiri is yet to start for Liverpool following his summer move from Stoke City but, after three impressive substitute appearances, is in contention for a debut. Klopp said: “He is very positive, not only from the performances but as a guy in the dressing room. Everyone loves Shaq, that is how it is – and without playing plenty of minutes. That is more my mistake than his. He has done everything to play. I made different decisions but his time will come, that is for sure.” Roberto Firmino is fit to start having fully recovered from an eye problem while Klopp has insisted there are no concerns over the form of Mohamed Salah, who has not scored in his past three games. “It is much too early to be thinking about something like that and making a big thing of it,” Klopp said of Salah’s goals return. “Last year he had three in six, this year two in six. Yes, there were a few chances where he could have scored. At Tottenham he sprinted on to the backpass but the dry pitch made the ball not roll like he was expecting. He was then too close to the ball. If he is a little bit further on, he shoots in the bottom corner. Last year he missed chances. “It’s much too early to talk to him constantly about what and when and stuff like that. So long as he is working as he is in this moment, everything will be fine. Will it be 40 goals at the end of the season? Nobody knows.” https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/sep/21/jurgen-klopp-liverpool-xherdan-shaqiri

"This will be the headquarters of Scouse football" You beautiful Teutonic twat

Can't see it catching on if am honest.

Better angle

Seasons; If you like pasta, make your own pesto or tomato sauces. Dead easy, quick to do and taste way nicer. At first we found ourselves looking for meat substitutes all the time, so we stopped and started making recipes that didn't use meat as a theme. So much nicer and easier on the heart and mind. I wouldn't kid meself any longer, its not going to beat the taste of a really juicy marbled with fat, piece of Ribeye or Rump, so whats the point trying.

Ha, yes.

The Meg Hoped for Meg with her great tits bouncing out and cheeky shots of her gash, as she bangs away on the drums to Seven Nation Army or Jolene. Sadly not. This was about a shark that, after 10 minutes of the film, you were rooting for, for it to eat everyone and everything, especially the main protagonists of the film. I'm starting to get irritated by Jason Statham being alive, let alone his acting. Shite 1 and a bit/10

Try these. http://lindamccartneyfoods.co.uk/our-food/frozen-range/vegetarian-mozzarella-14lb-burgers/ Nicer than normal burgers. Most of the range is pretty good. I'm a pescatarian, but I'm finding I'm eating less and less fish. Bar the brecky bit of course!