Chip Butty

Eeeeeeee, no fex.

Squeeze are a 70's Proclaimers

Not even sure where that come from.

Every mob needs someone to hold the coats, surely?

Just checked out the current 13-a-side score line and its fair to say our mob would well twat your gang of piss flaps.

His lad Richard, has just got the MI6 gig. The defence of the realm is in their genes, man.

Woop Woop.....

HMHB The Fall

The entire works of the Cocteau Twins

I've been fitting out on Peanutbutter(Crunchy), a half inch thick, on only the crusts of a loaf. She's seen her arse loads because I empty the loaf bag/wrapper out to get the other when, which apparently, makes the loaf go off quicker, but fuck her. Half inch crunchy Peanutbutter, on a crust, is the fucking bomb.

Fishy fingers. I've had a few.

Tomato Branch Giant Chicken McNugget Ponce cut on the toast Bacon Clangers Crosby 1/10

When we do have a chippy tea, she'll say stuff about certain chippies like.....they do nice curry sauce there or they have lovely mushy peas there. And am like, fuck off, I don't care, the chips are shit, we're not going there. If its the mushy peas shop and I want 3 litres of mushy peas, then maybe, but I don't, I want fucking nice chips.

First club to concede 2500 goals, at home, in the top flight. Firsts again.