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  1. lifetime fan

    Tory Cabinet Thread

    I was brought up by my ol fella always telling me he could understand the selfish rich tory voters. He’d always disagree with them but could at least see why they were voting that way. What fucking ground his gears as he put it “is those stupid fucking idiots without two penny’s to rub together who vote for them”.
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    Oscar Pistorius

    Found this by mistake on iPlayer and really enjoying it.
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    Egg Yolk Shootout

    The whites need more even cooking but those yolks are fine. As an old poster used to say “splash the fat on the whites”.
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    Egg Yolk Shootout

    Obviously. And I don’t even eat the fucking things.
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    The world of a woman.

    Make sure she doesn’t fob you off with the 330ml bottles or even the new cans. You want the proper job.
  6. lifetime fan

    Tory Cabinet Thread

    Yes, I did have to listen to the CEO of a recently new start up company talk absolute fucking bollocks for a an hour as part of my induction. Loved showing the slides of projected turnover and talking about how many other providers they plan to buy out in the next 6/12/18/24 months. But when asked about a chronic shortage of staff answered about a new app that meant staff could file reports on that and save time on paperwork because of technology. My question of whether he thought that meant staff could finish visits earlier than contracted times agreed to see extra people was what he was implying wasn’t put to him funnily enough. “Your valuable input will be forwarded to …@………co.uk”
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    Tory Cabinet Thread

    The tories have no fucking idea whatsoever about the health and social care system. They have all now learned enough corporate speak to not completely embarrass themselves when talking about the NHS, but social care? The only experience they have is through their mates setting up new providers who are making hundreds of millions within 2 years or at the lower end whinging mummy has to contribute towards her care costs because she has savings. Cunts. It’s because of you the entire system is fucked!
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    I take it back - hotel with that kind of view, serving a breakfast for under a tenner is decent value. Obviously I don’t mean for the amount of food you get! But I was expecting it to be double that.
  9. lifetime fan

    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    I notice you didn’t mention the price Rich… And one fucking sausage???
  10. lifetime fan

    The world of a woman.

    Why is she using hot wax???
  11. lifetime fan

    Corporate bellendary at work.

    Hahahaha You’d have thought… I’ve not walked from this job. Yet.
  12. lifetime fan

    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    If you’re going to have to use marg (I have to for her when she’s on slimming world) it’s easily the best. But it ain’t fucking butter.
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    Far from it. The story of Souness, Kenny and him still makes me laugh.