lifetime fan

I was brought up by my ol fella always telling me he could understand the selfish rich tory voters. He’d always disagree with them but could at least see why they were voting that way. What fucking ground his gears as he put it “is those stupid fucking idiots without two penny’s to rub together who vote for them”.

Found this by mistake on iPlayer and really enjoying it.

The whites need more even cooking but those yolks are fine. As an old poster used to say “splash the fat on the whites”.

That’s beautiful.

Obviously. And I don’t even eat the fucking things.

Make sure she doesn’t fob you off with the 330ml bottles or even the new cans. You want the proper job.

Yes, I did have to listen to the CEO of a recently new start up company talk absolute fucking bollocks for a an hour as part of my induction. Loved showing the slides of projected turnover and talking about how many other providers they plan to buy out in the next 6/12/18/24 months. But when asked about a chronic shortage of staff answered about a new app that meant staff could file reports on that and save time on paperwork because of technology. My question of whether he thought that meant staff could finish visits earlier than contracted times agreed to see extra people was what he was implying wasn’t put to him funnily enough. “Your valuable input will be forwarded to …@………co.uk”

The tories have no fucking idea whatsoever about the health and social care system. They have all now learned enough corporate speak to not completely embarrass themselves when talking about the NHS, but social care? The only experience they have is through their mates setting up new providers who are making hundreds of millions within 2 years or at the lower end whinging mummy has to contribute towards her care costs because she has savings. Cunts. It’s because of you the entire system is fucked!

I take it back - hotel with that kind of view, serving a breakfast for under a tenner is decent value. Obviously I don’t mean for the amount of food you get! But I was expecting it to be double that.

I notice you didn’t mention the price Rich… And one fucking sausage???

Why is she using hot wax???

Hahahaha You’d have thought… I’ve not walked from this job. Yet.

If you’re going to have to use marg (I have to for her when she’s on slimming world) it’s easily the best. But it ain’t fucking butter.

Far from it. The story of Souness, Kenny and him still makes me laugh.