lifetime fan

A mate of mine does house/garden clearances and hires out skips. Whenever asked by someone what he does he always says ‘waste management consultant’ in a Tony Soprano voice.

Much stronger group this one. Stig - 8/10 Nice looking side. Not sure how the front two would work but defenders would never get a minutes peace. Really like the midfield but defence lets the side down a bit. Lee - 7/10 Heighway was a great pick but you then played him on the wrong wing. Functional defence but no more. John - 5/10 Great back 5 and then it goes to shit. Salah on the wrong wing and Momo as your AM? Are you allergic to votes in these drafts? Dim 8.5/10 Like that side. Very good attack and Sahin is massively underrated due to his time here. Rapey 9.5/10 Hand the trophy over now. Tone - 8.5/10 Another nicely balanced side and very close between you and Dim for my second pick. Tone just gets it on the better keeper.

No2 - 7/10 Not sure how a Keegan and Aldridge pairing would work but two quality players. The midfield is lopsided for me but you have two brilliant CB’s and have picked two wing backs to offer width and attacking threat. Alex - 5/10 Some brilliant players, excellent midfield but fucking clueless how to set a side up. You should have not picked that twat Keane and picked a RB instead. viRdjil - 8/10 Nicely balanced team even though it’s missing some of the stellar names of other sides. Dynamite - 7/10 Brilliant front 4, good defence but completely lacking a midfield. Pity as it was looking so promising for this side early on. Elite - 8.5/10 Best balanced side in this group. Front pairing would work brilliantly together, good midfield players and a bloody solid defence.

The women pissing on the floor and leaving shit in the pan again? Dirty bastards.

I can’t get worked up about a fictional character. Bit like Dr. Who. Who gives a fuck.

No. Stronts is above that.

I had my first ‘meet you outside KFC’ PM in 15 years last week, if I could make the gimp XI now too I’ll be ruling the internet this month.

Education minister defends gay conversion therapy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-48978258

Had some young twat about 20 from an agency call me this morning about a job. Introduced himself as a ‘talent acquisition specialist’. Couldn't even be bothered to find out what the job was before ending the call.

Greatest ODI match ever, let alone final. I must have aged 10 years watching that. Fair fucks to NZ, they played brilliantly and handled themselves even more impressively in defeat.

Greatest ODI match ever, let alone final. I must have aged 10 years watching that. Fair fucks to NZ, they played brilliantly and handled themselves even more impressively in defeat.

As soon as I saw that on the beeb site I knew one of the cunts would post it on here. And you top of the list son!

Reckon that would have been umpires call. EDIT: Not even close.

Ross Taylor gone.

Great wicket.