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Alan Sex

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Alan Sex last won the day on February 9 2017

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    Up Uranus.
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    Your mum.

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    The Blumpkin King
  • Occupation
    hand

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  1. Alan Sex

    Joke!

    I was on my bed the other day pulling off my boxers when my missus walked in and said, "you spoil them dogs".
  2. What are the hip height holes for between the traps? I value my privacy.
  3. Alan Sex

    John Carpenter’s Prince Of Darkness

    Great film. Love the Alice Cooper bit.
  4. There are no losers here. If you have watched both, your life is much better than if you hadn’t.
  5. Alan Sex

    Coronavirus

    But why is everything that he pulls out covered in a viscous white substance?
  6. Alan Sex

    Coronavirus

    Ideally, you wouldn’t want someone with Coronavirus going down on you until they were no longer contagious.
  7. Alan Sex

    What Monopoly Piece Do You Go?

    I just had a happy accident.
  8. Alan Sex

    Coronavirus

    The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them “Scraps”. They started crying. Spoiled brats, it’s really hard to find fresh food at the moment due to all the panic buying. And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.
  9. Alan Sex

    Coronavirus

    Nope. Just out every day driving a mobile enclosed space with random people aboard!
  10. Alan Sex

    Coronavirus

    Thank fuck for that! Stay healthy! Me and mine still avoiding it - although when the shit hits the fan I can’t help but think I’m in a prime spot to get it.
  11. Alan Sex

    Coronavirus

    I wish we had some exclusively back door action! We’re still going both ways.
  12. Alan Sex

    Coronavirus

    People keep asking me what it’s like driving a bus with this pandemic going on. Apparently, saying “every day I go out and expose myself to the public” can be a little misleading. Oh well, it looks like we’re all going to feel it at some point. The key is no matter how hard it gets, stick it out as long as you can.
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