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Alan Sex

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Alan Sex last won the day on February 9 2017

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About Alan Sex

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    Up Uranus.
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    Your mum.

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  1. I really like the BTTF films, but just what the fuck did you think I would vote in this one?
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    You have a spot.
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    Things I can't do that seemingly everyone else can

    I haven’t been able to play video games since Super Nintendo. Just don’t have the finger coordination. Same reason I can’t draw, probably. All my skills seem to be ones that have no value in the workplace. Keepy uppies, inuendo, inappropriate rhyming, limericks and dirty poetry.
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    Things I can't do that seemingly everyone else can

    So it’s better to wank someone else with your left hand?
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    Have a rant thread

    Monkey tail beards. For fucks sake. Makes a man bun look sensible. Just google it. Bunch of blokes who would be better off sucking off a rifle.
  6. The cats seem to like it. In all honesty I was a bit like Stig on this one and could have swung either way.
  7. Everything by Puddles is awesome, to be honest!
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    Favourite 'Actual' Bridges

    Brooklyn Bridge, Golden Gate Bridge, Menai Bridge, and the Coronado Bridge in San Diego are my favourites that I’ve been on. Scariest is that little foot bridge out to South Stack lighthouse in Anglesey. Would like Ike to try the Confederation Bridge in PEI, Canada- 13km long.
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    Villa (A) - FA Cup - 8/1/2021 - 19:45

    Can’t watch it, so I’m relying on you negative Nellies to keep me updated. Think I’ll jump off a bridge now.
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    US Election 2020 Thread

    Yo Bub! Betcha a Pabst I can taser ma own dick!
  11. Alan Sex

    Where are you on the MW scale ?

    If you want Morcombe, you’ll need to wait at least a couple of hours luv.
  12. Alan Sex

    John Bishop

    Love it. You even saw through my clever misleading typo. We will meet again Dr. Whodog. For I am the Mastur!
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    John Bishop

    New Doctor will come after this season. What haven’t they done yet? Cleary as the Doctor?
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