Alan Sex

Looks like she’s sniffing one of her own farts. “Oui, c’est bon”.

I don’t care where he plays. As far as I’m concerned there’s no “natural position” - like Milner, you can play up front one day and in the back the next.  It’s all good as long as you’re enjoying the game.

I don’t care where he plays. As far as I’m concerned there’s no “natural position” - like Milner, you can play up front one day and in the back the next. It’s all good as long as you’re enjoying the game.

Not the holey rags I reduced them too - took some work, they were made of iron!

Nice. Had that in that colour and the green they had. wore them both for years until they wore out.

I only died for 3 days then came back just in time for Easter. You recover? Weeks later and I still get tired really easily - plus lungs not what they were.

Was a little worried with how slow the pre credits scenes were, but they got me with the opening credits and proper Star Trek music. Can’t really add to the positive reviews so far without getting into spoiler territory- suffice to say I enjoyed it.

I actually liked that lace up neck thing Adidas were doing for a while. I thought it looked quite fetching.

Could it be that I’m putting the Orville on a pedestal after wading through the fetid mire that is Picard season 2?

Can they just make the Orville canon and digitally add Federation badges? Then we’d have a proper show.

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words." She then asked Bobby what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the Shit."

"The chances of Jurgen staying past 2024 are a million to one," he said."The chances of Jurgen staying past 2024 are a million to one – but now it’s done!" Uuuuullllllllaaaaaaaa!!!!