Alan Sex

I really like the BTTF films, but just what the fuck did you think I would vote in this one?

24A

You have a spot.

I haven’t been able to play video games since Super Nintendo. Just don’t have the finger coordination. Same reason I can’t draw, probably. All my skills seem to be ones that have no value in the workplace. Keepy uppies, inuendo, inappropriate rhyming, limericks and dirty poetry.

So it’s better to wank someone else with your left hand?

Monkey tail beards. For fucks sake. Makes a man bun look sensible. Just google it. Bunch of blokes who would be better off sucking off a rifle.

The cats seem to like it. In all honesty I was a bit like Stig on this one and could have swung either way.

Everything by Puddles is awesome, to be honest!

Brooklyn Bridge, Golden Gate Bridge, Menai Bridge, and the Coronado Bridge in San Diego are my favourites that I’ve been on. Scariest is that little foot bridge out to South Stack lighthouse in Anglesey. Would like Ike to try the Confederation Bridge in PEI, Canada- 13km long.

This comic is a true work of art. Bravo.

Can’t watch it, so I’m relying on you negative Nellies to keep me updated. Think I’ll jump off a bridge now.

Yo Bub! Betcha a Pabst I can taser ma own dick!

If you want Morcombe, you’ll need to wait at least a couple of hours luv.

Love it. You even saw through my clever misleading typo. We will meet again Dr. Whodog. For I am the Mastur!

New Doctor will come after this season. What haven’t they done yet? Cleary as the Doctor?