Alan Sex

I think the puns are horrible. I think we should just share noble anecdotes.

They can also play matches at night without floodlights. Which is nice.

I thought the wee fella was the old copper in prison.

Had to put it off a week but all done now. I’ve got the Pfizer in me so now have an AstraPfizer cocktail working away.

You had a choice not to suck it. Remember that.

For the record, I would have read that lovely story twice.

Sure wish there was a stream of this.

Got my second jab scheduled for Sunday. Had AstraZeneca for the first one - Moderna this time. Maybe the flavour will be better.

Lots of Support for Les Habs round here - then again, they are all Acadian in these parts.

I’m also putting a ceiling fan in the bedroom that has Alexa voice control. That’s one of the few things I’m getting an electrician in to do. Lights and stuff are easy, but hanging, balancing, and properly setting up the wiring on a fan I’ve struggled with in the past.

I’ve looked at the ones that you can put your phone near to open, but they seem a bit gimmicky. I’m looking at the number ones - have 3 to get - front door, back door, and the door from the garage into the house.

Got myself a Ring doorbell as I can use my Echo as the chime - will get some non-smart keyless door locks as they are considerably cheaper than the smart ones.

I love my smart lights. I walk in, cast my arms wide, and proclaim “Let There Be Light!” the lights turn turn on and a voice replies “and there was light”.

Just moved into our new place. any of you set up your own smart home tech? I’m looking at smart door locks, smart doorbell camera, smart thermostat - all that work with Alexa and can be controlled from my phone. Recommendations?

Anyone fancy some uphill gardening with Ulrika?