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Alan Sex
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Booked in for surgery on my knee March 29. The surgeon eon is planning to give it a scope, a scrape, and a cleanup - but will check the integrity of my ACL while he is in there. If it’s weak, he will do a full ACL reconstruction. So, basically, when I wake up I will find out if I’m in for a 10 day or 3-6 month recovery period.
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Happy Birthday you young Wooly motherfucker!
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Standing up to wipe. Whatever next. Lift a cheek, unless you are so fat you would need a truckload of scaffolding to do so. If you stand up you are going to create a Rorschach image of shit around your arsehole. What do you standers do with it? Invite your mates over for a look? “Ere, Mook, tell me what this looks like. I want to see if you’re a sicko”.
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Naked, stoned Florida man allegedly starts fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill. Bet that happens all the time.
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I hope you all realize that if we do win big ears again, we’re going to have to hire some Evertonians to hold up one hand to show we’ve won it six times.
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Have you been banned from any other Liverpool forum?
Alan Sex replied to Kevin D's topic in FF - Football Forum
I was banned from RAWK for being just too damn sexy. -
Chips. Skin on, salty, lashings of malt vinegar. It’s like a party in my mouth. A sexy party.
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Will you still listen to Michael Jackson?
Alan Sex replied to Bjornebye's topic in GF - General Forum
Will do. 20 sided dice work best if you want a quick game of Dungeons and Arse Dragons. I was told once by a friend. -
“Fuck you, and fuck your shitty cake” said Bing.
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Will you still listen to Michael Jackson?
Alan Sex replied to Bjornebye's topic in GF - General Forum
Personally, it’s a close call whether I would prefer to put up with listening to his music or having his thumb up my arse. I’m going to have to pick the thumb. As it will be bony and lacking flesh, it will be a lot smaller than when he was alive. -
The thread for when you can't find the right thread
Alan Sex replied to Remmie's topic in GF - General Forum
Here’s wishing good luck to Stouffer’s one remaining bollock. -
The thread for when you can't find the right thread
Alan Sex replied to Remmie's topic in GF - General Forum
Nice one. I think the the solution may be to have a teabag weigh-in. We we need a suitable judge, someone with experience with ballast and seamen. One name and springs to mind... -
His experience is with Sailors. Plural.
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What's the story behind your username and avatar?
Alan Sex replied to Remmie's topic in GF - General Forum
This may come all over some of you as a surprise, but I like innuendo. I have also been John Barnes Testicles and Señor Dong - on other sites. My my avatar is actually the only known pic of @General Dryness cos he’s an ace panty sniffer. -
Sailor Jerry straight from the bottle. Many a night I’ve been absolutely fucked by the Sailor.
