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Alan Sex

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Alan Sex last won the day on February 9 2017

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    Up Uranus.
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    Your mum.

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  1. Alan Sex

    Ace Footy Shirts

    Looks like she’s sniffing one of her own farts. “Oui, c’est bon”.
  2. Alan Sex

    Summer 2022 Transfer Thread

    I don’t care where he plays. As far as I’m concerned there’s no “natural position” - like Milner, you can play up front one day and in the back the next.  It’s all good as long as you’re enjoying the game.
  3. I don’t care where he plays. As far as I’m concerned there’s no “natural position” - like Milner, you can play up front one day and in the back the next. It’s all good as long as you’re enjoying the game.
  4. Alan Sex

    Nike deal

    Not the holey rags I reduced them too - took some work, they were made of iron!
  5. Alan Sex

    Nike deal

    Nice. Had that in that colour and the green they had. wore them both for years until they wore out.
  6. Alan Sex

    Coronavirus

    I only died for 3 days then came back just in time for Easter. You recover? Weeks later and I still get tired really easily - plus lungs not what they were.
  7. Alan Sex

    Star Trek - The Shit, or Just Shit?

    Was a little worried with how slow the pre credits scenes were, but they got me with the opening credits and proper Star Trek music. Can’t really add to the positive reviews so far without getting into spoiler territory- suffice to say I enjoyed it.
  8. Alan Sex

    Murder Ballads

  9. Alan Sex

    Murder Ballads

  10. Alan Sex

    Ace Footy Shirts

    I actually liked that lace up neck thing Adidas were doing for a while. I thought it looked quite fetching.
  11. Alan Sex

    Star Trek - The Shit, or Just Shit?

    Could it be that I’m putting the Orville on a pedestal after wading through the fetid mire that is Picard season 2?
  12. Alan Sex

    Star Trek - The Shit, or Just Shit?

    Can they just make the Orville canon and digitally add Federation badges? Then we’d have a proper show.
  13. Alan Sex

    Joke!

    A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words." She then asked Bobby what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the Shit."
  14. Alan Sex

    Jurgen Norbert Klopp

    "The chances of Jurgen staying past 2024 are a million to one," he said."The chances of Jurgen staying past 2024 are a million to one – but now it’s done!" Uuuuullllllllaaaaaaaa!!!!
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