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I don't normally watch Liverpool on the box, but my son was a bit put out that I wasn't there to celebrate the FA Cup-winning penalty against Chelsea - as it happens, I was present for the League Cup-winning penalty against Chelsea and he didn't react; they grow up so quickly - so I thought it was time to stop being so silly and go through the turmoil. It was definitely for the best that I did as seeing the cheats go from 0-2 to 3-2 Flashscore-style would have been too much to bear. With respect to the podcast, I saw Conor Coady lift his teammate back onto the pitch in order to stop play and thought this was going to be grist to the Usher mill, and you didn't let me down. Kudos.

Fixed that for you.

Well that's just great. I can't even use the corruption excuse to explain why Waterford are so shit.

I'm not saying it was his fault, but it was very provocative for him to be in the City Ground. He can do all the standing-on-the-touchline he wants at Bramall Lane.

If karma is a thing, it hasn't finished with Funes Mori on Origi yet.

Was it a long way there? You can never be too far away from Tipperary.

My neighbour would always roll out the Tipperary bunting whenever they went deep in the All-Ireland hurling championship, which was often and occasionally at the expense of Waterford. She was dead right to do so, and anyone who objected would have been an absolute twat.

You wanna get Chelsea? Here's how you get them. They pull a knife, we pull a gun. They send one of ours to the hospital, we send one of theirs to the morgue! That's the Liverpool way.

I was going to say he was showing sympathy for plucky young plucky English plucky Mason which, while daft enough in itself - he's 23, for crying out loud, not 19 - didn't indicate bias. Then I listened to his funereal tones when Jota kept Liverpool alive. Kinell. I've long thought he was pro-Man Utd rather than anti-Liverpool, but this position is becoming increasingly hard to sustain.

Boycott time! Bitters for Bing.

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