Bobby Hundreds

I had a hisense one day half the screen went black so I googled how to fix it, it said tap the top of the TV on the corner quite hard to fix it, I tapped it and the other half went black too and it never worked again. Must of only had it about a year or two.

Shaquiri with an absolute zinger!

"Under the banks of the Royal blue Mersey"

TV is shite turned it on now fucking Martin Kemp and his kid with their own saturday morning show I'd rather fucking drink bleach. His kid was only ever bearable on Tele because he was always with Vick Hope. Fucking Sky I tell you what sky.. fuck off the packages and just let me select each channel individually that I'd like to keep because its 99 percent absolute dogshit filler, terribly made cheap programmes for imbeciles or constant re rolling repeats of shit that was crap the first time round. I would save myself time looking through channels because I reckon I'd have 10 or less and I'd save a fortune not paying for your carefully selected packaged turds and if everybody had this choice the amount of time and money just frittered away making absolute fucking horseshit programmes might stop. Go through the TV guide every single programme on there took people, planning, time and money to produce and for what pieces of shit that's recycled more than steel but sky make us pay for it over and over again. Press plus 24 hours exact same programmes same time keep pressing plus 24 hours and realise we are paying to have our brains kicked in the bollocks. Fuck you sky and every single production company that makes these pieces of shit like its a great idea and needs to be done. Also fuck the nepotism, youre whose kid! Get the fuck out of here.

Southgate is completely uninspiring the best thing he has done is wear a paper bag on his head for an advert. The best thing!

27 in August he is practically on his death bed.

If Daka goes to Leicester and tears the place up I'm going to go fucking spare! We have to buy every single player we are linked too just incase

Booing from fans is sad. People from Liverpool get stick when they say they're not arsed about England but just look and listen to the England crowd its like joining Rolfs cartoon club after he was arrested. The team I want to do well but the crap surrounding it not so much.

Southgate is like Hodgson for us. Unbelievable the good press he gets for being absolutely mediocre.

England's midfield is all very Gareth Barry

All I want is an exact replica of a prime Brazilian Ronaldo.

I hope England win but it just doesn't hurt when they don't.

Potting shed

Keown looking more like fucking PC Reg Hollis than himself!

We need a pick me up after last season and for me that should be in the form of two unbelievable footballers. Dont be stingy fsg we want all the titles.