Anubis

There are one or two who genuinely think that there is a Premier League/FA conspiracy to keep them out of the top four.

Hodges certainly speaks and writes fluent tripe.

Beans have no place on a fly up.

I see the repugnant sack of flesh otherwise known as Julia Hartley- Brewer has excelled herself by taking the piss out of the safe space area set aside for people with autism and other conditions which lead to them needing the odd time out from the noise and bustle of the conference.

Col will wake up after the next shag marathon, to find his wrists handcuffed to the headboard, and his ankles in blocks ready for a hammering.

I think anyone calling themselves Lady or Sir (as in the case of her cohort, Sir Stevo Timothy) is in need of a psychologist, not abuse.

I've got all the Simon threads archives and ready to be shipped to the press. Tell Simon 10% of his gross (and I mean gross before the agent takes a cut) per year, and they'll never see the light of day.

havrey0123 Player Valuation: £8m Today at 10:57 AM #41,243 losing lukaku and barkley in one season and not replacing them properly has killed us. I would try for Barkley on loan for 6 months, there no creativity in the middle of the park what so ever. If he is available on a free next year james milner, even if its only for a 1 year deal. Stephenlloyd Player Valuation: £10m Today at 11:13 AM #41,244 ...If you look at them across the park, Klopp came and changed the style, high intensity and he inherited a better squad than silva has, but in the last 2 years he’s added quality. First mane who could be our Richarlison, though Richarlison has a much higher ceiling imo. The next year Salah, then VVD. And a goalkeeper & midfielder this year. Dream on, Havrey, you crazy cat. Your opinion is wank, Stephen.

Disappointed that SteveO hasn't yet told us how troubling it is to be top of the table with three times Everton's points tally. He's no Work Bloo, that's for sure.

Assuming Network Rail own the station then they can ask him to stop filming or taking photographs on their property. There is nothing to stop you filming or taking photographs in a public place.

That's a crusty cob.

To be honest, as much as Phone Bloke on the platform was a mouthy cunt who shouldn't have been swearing (he should have filmed it with a faux David Attenborough voice like it was a wildlife documentary), neither the Virgin Train reps or the police had any right to tell someone where they could stand on a public platform, nor claim that 'this bit is private' when it isn't.

We should sack Klopp, get Moyes in, and then we'll only be a striker away from winning the Premier League.