Special K

No fucking chance

I don't want him anywhere near the job, ever. I don't like how he's already agitating for it

I love the lad like he's my own. He was best man at our wedding but he can be a selfish twat sometimes.

I've practically just been threatened with divorce because I dared to criticize her eldest son. I've practically been his father for 10 years and I'm officially his step-dad but apparently this doesn't mean I get a say if he acts a bit cuntish. Today his mum went for breast cancer check (her mum died of it in 08). She'd felt something irregular so we decided to pai pay privately and get ebb l all three results in one day. She's been sweating over this for 6 months. Thankfully the results came back negative although there's a benign swelling. I've been killing myself all day over it in work while she went alone. She tells her son all this and his reply? "That's good, can you drive me to a party tonight?" I didn't kick off at him, didn't say a word. Just mentioned to my wife I wasn't happy with his reaction and note she's pissed off at me!! Mentalist

Maybe that'll be there next line of attack against him. "He was never a royal in the first place"

Although it won't stop then from trying, that's it for them. They haven't got any excuses left. No dodgy pens, VAR, doping bullshit, referee conspiracies. Simply put, they've just been easily outclassed by a bunch of kids. They are fucked and I think a lot of them are starting to realise it It's wonderful

They're all losing their minds about Usmanov. Bless them

A move for James Rodriguez for £40 million is all over Twitter at the moment. The money is getting slapped down on the table again.....

This fucking referee

Offside that

Clear pull until you realise Anthony Taylor is the ref Come on Mo

You love to see that

Spanking the 2nd placed team 4-0 away from home. The stuff of champions

I cannot believe how good we are.

Fucking hell. What a player that man is