El Rojo

Harry Hindsight - he’s quite clever.

Will Burnley win this? Does Nick Pope shit on Chris Wood?

They just get him.

You don't have to be the best left-sided central defender in the world to be the best left sided central....etc

While those photos were being taken, Carra and Gary Neville were having a competition to see who could throw their shoe over the main stand. Nobody won.

I'm intrigued by the two outfield Everton lads taking a break away from the field of play. Why is more than a quarter of their team not even on the pitch?

Jordan Henderson can do absolutely anything.

I dare you to sign Phil Jones and replace Sadio with him.

I like the punditry of Keane and Neville at the moment. I've never heard Keane as effusive in his praise for anybody or anything as when he talks about Virgil. They acknowledge our brilliance, but, crucially, both insist that Solskjaer needs more time.

More cows than calves with him.

Hendo and Gini are performing heroically given the amount of football they're playing. We'll miss either but I'd rest one against Wolves rather than risk them getting injured. Bad time for Milner and Keita to be out but at least Fabinho can come in. Shaq has a minor calf injury again.

They certainly are, assuming he means a team he's modelling his own on.

If animal welfare, health or environmental concerns haven't converted the rest of the TLW masses, I think this post might well do.

Don't knock it. It's working well for me.