El Rojo

Seven Reasons Why The Athletic Will Change Your World (Number Four Will Shock You!!)

Impressive that they’ve already managed to get the bulk of the best writers out there (although they probably realise better than anybody that the traditional model is dying a rapid death). Looking forward to seeing how it works. I’ll probably sign up out of curiosity anyway on an initial basis.

Bobby can wear what he fucking wants.

No need to boast, mate. As I said to Noel Gallagher on Phil Collins’ yacht the last day, I’ve no time for namedroppers.

Could have sworn you already said that.

Klopp clearly spending the pay-off money in his head already by persevering with this one.

I understand he’ll only be considered if @Paulie Dangerously can’t agree terms.

Christ. This is really happening, isn’t it? Welcome to Manchester City, Phil.

£130m on a centre half and full-back who wouldn’t make our first team. As much a reflection on us as them, but still.

Mark Morrison getting some overdue respect from the forum has made my summer. Only slightly eclipsed by winning Number Six.

Jorginho himself was pretty poor in the Jorginho role last season.

@3 Stacks - Get this - Hatem Ben Arfa/Andy Robbo mixtape drop.

This fresh fish won't last two days in the prison recreation yard that is the TLW ITK Circle.

Javian Maschallana.

Too much talk about Lallana leaving. Get the ball near Brewster and it’s going in the goal.