Anubis

He’s in the moment, willing Fabinho on. Like those times your sat watching Rocky and throwing air punches at the same time he’s fighting Drago.

Not fucking Shipman, you idiot, fucking David Kelly.

Only Red Ron held out.

Middle of a pandemic? I’ll just gob in your face.

Difficult to have any sympathy for the BBC. It started when they cravenly jibbed Greg Dyke at Uncle Tone’s insistence, over Shipman. They’ve been on a downward trajectory ever since, especially allowing Tory insurgents to take over BBC News.

I feel for you, mate.

Restored my faith in humanity a little bit. So many little organisations prepared to step up to the plate.

Turns out that Helen Thomas works with vulnerable kids for Hertfordshire County Council. One for the you couldn’t make it up list.

She’s deleted it after receiving numerous pictures of deprives areas that are conspicuously lacking in apple trees. Still, be on the lookout for road kill, kids.

This tweet and the replies under it. I’m going to have to stop reading this stuff otherwise I’ll be donning a boiler suit and really bad William Shatner mask, arming myself with a kitchen knife, and going all Haddonfield 2020.

Who’s this Alex Murray and where do I go to kick his teeth in?

And here’s Gary Sambrook MP who thinks that if kids have had school meals in term times it’s perfectly acceptable for them to tough it out over the holidays. The prick.

Yeah, like Rashford didn’t fucking shame you into it first time around, you fucking cunt.

After considerable reflection on the vote last night I find myself fully supportive of Rayner calling Tory MPs scum.

Well said, sir.

Meanwhile, on planet Cunt...

Blatant dive from Bale. Looks like Sterling has some competition.

Indeed.

Something something PEDs something something ASTHMA MEDICATION something....

Leno - a first choice keeper mind - just screwed the pooch against Rapid Vienna.

Liverpool FC v Brewster. Like Khabib v Gaethje.

I’ll just leave this here as an illustration.

“Why are we giving aid to foreigners. We should be looking after our own people first!” ”Why are we trying to look after our own kids....”

You only have to see the comments on social media and online and to phone-ins to know that there is a significant part of the country who are fine with this.

Replay clearly showed it was onside because Gomez hadn’t held the line and had dropped back a yard. Bit let’s not mention that, eh? People still not understanding that second choice keepers are second choice for a reason.