Anubis

Absolutely love The Devil Rides Out.

That is absolutely outstanding.

“Hello. I have this little problem back in Westminster that I’d like you to help me with...”

Help’s on its way....

Apparently she’s just ruled out a GE in a meeting with the ERG. But given she U turns when the wind direction changes, who knows...

Busy having MI:5 squirrel Bercow away in the Tower of London.

She’s bordering on insanity now. Good job this isn’t 1700s France, or she’d be dragged out of Downing St by a mob.

Don’t think I’ve forgiven you, Mike.

I remember the day after the Brexit vote when the Mail did a realistic piece on the effects, and the comments section was full of Mailers bemoaning that if they’d known the effects (all fairly obvious and widely publicised by Remain in the run up) they’d have never have voted leave.

Making A Measurer.

Screw Birkenhead. Camping on New Brighton beach is where it’s at.

The Flex Inspectors.

Can we add the two girls at 00:20 onto this greatest fans banner. Feel the fewm.....

Stephen Barclay doing some Brexitscaring this morning.

At the point they voted nobody anticipated May was going to go for a further try. So when they voted the situation was no different than it is now, after Bercow’s Ruling, and any whinging is disingenuous.

Sharks being rode into battle was the best bit. The Special Boat Service should deffo look into it.

They seem to have lost a few along the way....

Book him, Danno. https://www.indy100.com/article/jack-ripper-revealed-identity-polish-barber-aaron-kosminski-8828286 The shawl the scientists analysed was found next to the killer’s fourth victim, Catherine Eddowes, and is speckled with what is claimed to be the blood and semen of the killer. This isn’t the first time Kosminski has been linked to the crimes. But it is the first time the supporting DNA evidence has been published in a peer-reviewed journal. But, critics have questioned whether the shawl is viable evidence, arguing there is no proof it was found alongside Eddowes’ body, and that it might have been contaminated over time. Kosminski was a Polish Jewish immigrant who moved to London’s Mile End Old Town after feeling persecution from Poland’s Russian rulers. He was admitted to a string of lunatic asylums after 1891, where he died in 1899 of gangrene in the leg. The shawl was bought at auction by businessman Russell Edwards in 2007. And it’s not the first time the DNA on the shawl has been linked to Kosminski – Dr Jari Louhelainen, one of the co-authors of the current study, first conducted testing on the shawl five years earlier.

Ben Wallace: “Hello. MI:6? Er, this is the Security Minister. I was, er, just wondering, do you have a real 00 section....”

When in trouble, engage your PR people. Over to Laura.... It seems to me the erstwhile government minister is talking out of his jackseat.

Downing Street was blindsided by the announcement and unable to give a response at its regular afternoon briefing for journalists. “The speaker did not forewarn us of the content of his statement or the fact that he was making one, and we’ve just gone and bunged the fucking Stormont cunts another billion in unmarked bills in a fucking steamer trunk, and it’s all for nothing,” May’s spokeswoman said.

The DUP alone don’t guarantee a win. Even with the DUP there is no guarantee the whole of the ERG will change direction and it doesn’t account for all Tory rebels. These comments are from ex-DUP minister, Jim Wells, were reported in the Guardian today. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/18/dup-backing-will-not-secure-may-brexit-deal-says-jim-wells ...Jim Wells, who was the DUP’s minister for health in the Northern Ireland assembly, said he believed up to 30 Tories would still vote against the plan. “So even with the DUP support, I think it’s inevitable that Theresa May, if she pushes a third vote, will go to yet another defeat,” he told BBC Radio 4’s Today programme. “The numbers just don’t stack up. While the DUP have an important role it’s not utterly crucial.”