Rushies tash

Ftumch!

Played a championship golf course once in my life. Stepped up to the first tee and had a group of old lads (clearly members) staring at me as I went to play. I got so nervous, I missed the ball completely and sent a lump of turf about 20 yards. I then got in a rage at the stupid old farts still staring at me so I strode up to the ball and without breaking stride, twatted it 250 yards down the middle of the fairway, gave them a 'piss off' smirk then fucked off in the buggy with my mate.

Stopped touring with them in 2010 I believe. I think he's doing stuff with Nick Cave at the moment.

Not quite. Great gig but - and this is probably one for the getting older thread - I was glad that it finished at 10.30 so we could get the last train home.

Stage in front of me, this to my left

Currently at Groove Armada. Amazing location, in the middle of the Naval University in Greenwich. They've just started to crank up the bass.

Got these from my lads this morning with breakfast in bed. I'm getting taken out for Sunday lunch later as well. Happy Father's day all.

I'm at an U13 tournament in Esher tomorrow. Although I'm sure there'll be a couple of dozen Chelsea scouts there as well.

Maybe it's just finals that are kopite behaviour?

Drei fingers, cupped to each ear in response to the inevitable humorous second place bantz from our provincial opponents next season.

Love the "Sorry Phillipe" at the end.

My lad is playing at a football tournament in Windsor this morning and the amount of Liverpool tops I've seen is amazing. Still sinking in. Six European cups!

They're a very good team on their day. If they work harder than us, they'll win. If we match them for effort and hunger, we will. Simple as.

Not quite. We're on a caravan holiday in the Isle of Wight.

A dark day for the club, and football in general. RIP. I know it's a very sensitive issue, but do we as a club do anything to mark our respects?