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    Sussex, by the sea

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    What's in your wallet?

    Yeah, I’ve got older £25 20 Euro 180 kuna debit card joint account card saving account card blood doner card petrol card gym membership pound coin for gym lockers driving licence Royal Town Planning Institute card Tesco clubcard National Trust membership card 4 x first class stamps nero card - 7 stamps various receipts EHIC cards me and my youngest sons
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    The Snip

    The punch to the bollocks from my youngest (20 months) was my biggest fear. Luckily he hasn't, but he did nearly drop a heavy toy car on them, missed by millimetres Anyway I’m back functioning, even did an hour on the spin bike in the gym. Squats afterwards had the potential to go wrong though, so backed off the heavy weight after my first reps
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    The Snip

    Nah no fear, but as I say I was three beers and 90mg of codine in, so wasn’t really over thinking it. I would be up for the tramadol but I’d find it too moreish I’m now over 48hrs, think I’ve gotten away with it. Balls are still sore, but gonna skip the gym for a few more days.
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    The Snip

    Scalpel, standard method. I wouldn’t be so sure about being numb, my left bollock begged to differ when he picked up the left tube. But a few more ml of jallop and it was all good. There’s still nothing to worry about, while no likes the idea of someone going at your nads with a sharp edge or laser or what the fuck ever, compared to my missus birthing twice...
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    The Snip

    Amen, while my gruesome twosome are here, I’m very much on light duties and being left alone I may be jumping the gun being only 17 hours after the event, but pain wise I’ve been fine. Fortunately, or not, I have strong pain killers for slipped disc, so took those yesterday. Felt almost nothing after, and haven’t needed anything since last night, The left ball disconnection was a different matter though. Probably akin to swift boot in the nads
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    The Snip

    You’ll just have to ask. The nurse was was telling me yesterday that there is quite a few NHS trusts that don’t offer it at all. So it’s a postcode lottery on that score The blurb I got said they will do it for those not wanting children at all, but generally they will refuse those under 30. So you might be a candidate and allowed it. Just need to enquire I think the private cost was about £300
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    The Snip

    There wasn’t the option here, I don’t think. Tbh I’d prefer a local, at least you’re in and out. Something I won’t be doing for a while
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    The Snip

    Local, I’m a mean muther. I would say motherfucker, but that ain’t happening this week
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    The Snip

    Right ball okay, left ball really hurt. No pain since, but then I've been jacked on craft ale, gin & tonic and 3 x 30mg codine since 4pm. no elephant would finger me though, so cant compare Melchie
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    What is your quick meal of choice?

    Scruffy! Fat, I think you’ll find on a diet of that, it’s fat
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    Youtube clip of the day

    I just found Channel 4’ cutting edge documentary of cowboy builders from the 90’s on you tube. Along with the Daily sport hour on Cutting Edge: Sex Lies and Aliens one of the best hours of telly ever committed to tape
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    What is your quick meal of choice?

    Ham, hummus and sriracha butties at the moment. With a side of Cadbury popping candy chocolate bar and a brew
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    How to Dump Your Bird?

    Cheating twat at chess you mean
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    Co-ordination 2: Kettle + Toaster

    It’s the sign of a classy woman. Glad to hear it None matching = low rent
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    90's music.

    1971, David Hepworth was written a very good book about it. Check it out