RJ Fan club

I can confirm a famous lass having a tattoo would not stop me boning her if offered. Let’s be honest, I’d take what I could get. Tattoo or not.

Tuaca for the shots

I’m bang into toasties at the moment. cheddar and chorizo for me tea tonight. Yeah Tea, you heard

Bernard Matthews RIP you butterball cunt

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by FondaBut Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her HondaMy anaconda don't want noneUnless you've got buns, hon

Betamax, they’re straight to Betamax

3210 was king fo’ sho’. But I did really love my Sony Walkman phone. I did quite a bit of travelling around then, I bought a couple of 2 or 4 gb cards and it meant that I had an MP3 player worth having, a decentish camera, a radio and a phone. Which doesn’t sound like a lot these days but in about 2005/6 was fucking great

My eldest lad (nearly five) Is getting right into this shit. In the cupboard at the moment I’ve got about 12 of those chuppa chips whistle pops and a big bag of mini rolls of Love Hearts.

Yeah, I’ve got older £25 20 Euro 180 kuna debit card joint account card saving account card blood doner card petrol card gym membership pound coin for gym lockers driving licence Royal Town Planning Institute card Tesco clubcard National Trust membership card 4 x first class stamps nero card - 7 stamps various receipts EHIC cards me and my youngest sons

The punch to the bollocks from my youngest (20 months) was my biggest fear. Luckily he hasn't, but he did nearly drop a heavy toy car on them, missed by millimetres Anyway I’m back functioning, even did an hour on the spin bike in the gym. Squats afterwards had the potential to go wrong though, so backed off the heavy weight after my first reps

Nah no fear, but as I say I was three beers and 90mg of codine in, so wasn’t really over thinking it. I would be up for the tramadol but I’d find it too moreish I’m now over 48hrs, think I’ve gotten away with it. Balls are still sore, but gonna skip the gym for a few more days.

Scalpel, standard method. I wouldn’t be so sure about being numb, my left bollock begged to differ when he picked up the left tube. But a few more ml of jallop and it was all good. There’s still nothing to worry about, while no likes the idea of someone going at your nads with a sharp edge or laser or what the fuck ever, compared to my missus birthing twice...

Amen, while my gruesome twosome are here, I’m very much on light duties and being left alone I may be jumping the gun being only 17 hours after the event, but pain wise I’ve been fine. Fortunately, or not, I have strong pain killers for slipped disc, so took those yesterday. Felt almost nothing after, and haven’t needed anything since last night, The left ball disconnection was a different matter though. Probably akin to swift boot in the nads

You’ll just have to ask. The nurse was was telling me yesterday that there is quite a few NHS trusts that don’t offer it at all. So it’s a postcode lottery on that score The blurb I got said they will do it for those not wanting children at all, but generally they will refuse those under 30. So you might be a candidate and allowed it. Just need to enquire I think the private cost was about £300