RJ Fan club

They’re too careful and will have a procedure to worm out of it and dodge responsibility. You’ll never convict anyone in HR. Back covering arseholes all of them. I mean fat, hormonal, back covering arsehole wenches.

I’m currently on week 8 of a loft extension and conversion. it’s at that stage where you just want everyone to stop fucking about and just finish. Wishful thinking, en-suite bathroom going in over the next 2 days. A set of French doors and Juliette to go in. Roofer with one day to do reveals. Plasterer still has a day, final fix of the joinery then a weeks worth of paining

No Indeed, St Augustine preferred 2 shits and a wank

I drink. Works for me

I went to a Premier Inn after a day at the Trent Bridge Test match this year and didn’t eat a single cooked item. Just had some toast, coffee and a pastry. Felt wrong, but I’d done the best part of a £15 mixed kebab four hours earlier and just couldn’t face it.

You can still get kebaps, you’ve never had it so good.

Wham Spaceballs, me and my lad shared a bag last week. All the vitamins a growing lad needs

A man of standards. While you’re there you could have negged him for trainees on in the house. Peasantry that, it’s nearly slipper season. Talking of which, a good pair of sheepskin slippers are the business. I’m off to hunt mine out. October tomorrow

Looking at pension statements then thinking about a nice camper van. But one with a bit more comfort and a solid bathroom. ideally one that can dispose of a pound of mashed up Dundee cake without a trace.

Classic Surrey that. So glad I’m outta that place. I’m off down to Brighton tomorrow to see if anyone’s got any petrol left. Nothing can go wrong

No there is another…

I’ve been to Willand in Devon, sad to say that branch of Diggerland hasn’t had the same effect there

Not pulled up?

So no welcoming him back to ‘fold’?

Bet TK is seething. He loves a good pun-off