Chris

So like PornHub where, allegedly, there’s those indicators in the video progress bar so smut frequenters can jump to the bit of grot they’re interested in? Interesting theory. Maybe next season. Podcast: LIVERPOOL secure title with 8-0 United hammering. 0:00-1:36: Match reaction 1:38-65:22: Dave and Jules talk Arsenal 65:23-92:12: Champions League Final preview

The words “Greatest Ever” are well overdue being placed in front of “Captain of Liverpool” as well.

I was saving this to listen to on the plane back to the US tomorrow, but I thought "how depressing is that? Listening to the podcast about how we didn't win the league on the way back from the trip I took thinking I might see us win the league." Gonna have to do this in stages! Good stuff from the boys in shitty circumstances. John G's regular use of "if memory serves me correctly..." would definitely be flagged by one of those online tools that help you write more succinctly. It's John G! Of course his memory serves him correctly!

There isn't a single part of me today that's remotely bothered they've won it because they don't matter. All that matters is that we didn't. Does that make sense?

It's a good thing for both they both exist, otherwise Liam or Noel would be the undisputed biggest cunt on the planet.

Said that to the lad next to me yesterday when we got wind they'd got back into it and we were labouring at 1-1. Would have been dreadful.

Spoke to my Mrs on the phone tonight. Asked if she’d heard the podcast yet. She said “yes! We’ll sort of. I got as far as Jules trying to convince you all he’s six foot.”

Tyler commentating on my feed tonight. By Christ he was an absolute fucking disgrace. About as sycophantic towards Newcastle as it's I've ever seen him about anything. It was "Liverpool have CAPITULATED" territory. Sickening stuff. Did he do MNF on Sky?

They have to have to take any crumb of comfort they can, I guess.

The idea that Gerrard could have some kind of say is ludicrous to me. He’s pretty unconvincing. It’s not like he’ll have some sort of masterplan he’s been saving for this moment to help fulfil his heart’s desire. But could city end up bottling it? 99% per cent chance they won’t.

Can’t believe we went 90 minutes. Ow, my head hurts.

Missed opportunity for a Hankey Panky headline there.

The last "new" band he got into was 5ive in 1998

Disgusting. I don’t know why anyone would want an app like that? Where can I find it so I write them a strongly worded letter?