Chris

Wait. There are people who have sauce with steak? Bad wrong'uns. If you're doing anything with a steak other than seasoning with salt, pepper and olive oil, you're badly over-egging the pudding. If you must, on something like a rib-eye or t-bone can benefit from a block of blue cheese rested on top while the steak is settling.

Gotta call BS on this. As may have been pointed out. A curry has to have something in it. Be it lamb, chicken, veg, chickpea, paneer, etc. If there are no other components then you're only eating the sauce. A jar of Dolmio is tomato sauce, not a bolognese.

Glad to see the GF's long-standing tradition of subtlety and beautifully-composed, poetic prose is alive and well.

He's great. He's come a long way has young Landry Clarke. Sadly, he was the only bright spot of a really lifeless, elongated film. It wasn't even a film, as such, just a really long episode.

Rem's right. Funny is subjective for sure. But there probably has to be a joke in there for it to be considered funny or not.

Before opening: cupboard. After opening: fridge.

As far as apathy goes. Here is the problem.

Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven?

You'll do no such thing, you foul beast!

I'm unreasonably upset about this. It's like when one of your favourite characters in a TV show dies or is written out. Haven't been this sad since Kylie left Neighbours.

Guilty as charged.

Well this thread has gotten much more feisty than the England bowling attack.

How much better has Overton looked than Denly? He needed dropping, not bumping up to open the damn batting.

Sorry for the *F on the GF (is that still a rule around here? If so I accept the neg). But that was like if, after Barcelona at Anfield, they turned up and Madrid and played like it was pre-season.