Harry's Lad

Mind boggling that he had an unmentionable one.

+1

Bastard.

Can't stand the smug, smarmy cunt.

Hugh Fucking Grant. If he's in anything my missus has to watch it. What makes it worse is he was shagging Liz Hurley and couldn't resist a nosh off some fat brass in a car. So not only is he a piss poor actor, he's also an idiotic bellend. I mean come on, it's a Liz Hurley in her prime we're talking about here.

Living the dream mate, living the dream.

Had a bloody good game young Curtis.

He's a proper player and a fantastic signing.

Barney? Gerry Byrne?

You oughta know.

Nah. It would mean her thrusting and swivelling her hips. Looking at her, them hips haven't thrusted or swivelled in years.

Oh mate, I'm so sorry for your loss. The only consolation is you were with her and she wasn't alone. Look after yourself.

Yes. Yes it is. Unless you want your cock dissolving by her acid foo foo.

A very eloquent description of the Tories. I approve.

A fine album too.