Jarvinja Ilnow

Ah, I worked in Ewell, briefly, years ago. Slightly better than Godalming if I remember correctly. Mum's Net is for scruffs. Nappy Valley is where it's at.

Looks good - very genourous helping of butter, and a well cooked tomato. Where is it located, somewhere poncey like Godalming?

Washington Generals (they're due a win).

Are we only allowed currently alive newsreaders? Even so, despite the ages, I reckon Reggie would still smell of oud wood: Reginald Bosanquet, in case you're younger than Tony M.

Counter attack, please.

Thought I read somewhere that they still needed to be registered on a different list. Happy to be wrong about it, though - Milan would be a great occasion to see what he can do.

I don't think Gordon is registered for the CL.

Has anybody played Mass Effect 1? I got that upgrade music bit when Jurgen did the fist-pump bit after the match. Going to spend those 2 points on blocking out GOT shite.

That corporate box with "Derek Hatton Associates" made me think of a Crown Court dock for some reason.

Bobby in a Sonos advert. Oh the scenes.

Get lazy get fucked up

Shame the recorder solo faded out so quickly - would have been great if she'd ended it with a recorder "I am the Resurrection" style finish.

Play Curtis and the U23s again.

Very sad news. I'm ashamed to say I'd forgotten him when it came to something in particular: watching Mo Salah control the ball reminded me of someone, and I couldn't quite work it out. Possibly it was because they play/ ed on opposite parts of the pitch but both players could/ can just kill the ball like no one else. Underestimated by many experts but, as others said, rated highly by other managers. It is an honour to have seen this legend play.

Dave Chappelle discussing the attack: