Jarvinja Ilnow

Ok, I'll come back and say "I told you so" in a couple of years.* * Heavy drinking and memory loss makes that highly unlikely.

He rushed things a lot today - not a necessarliy a bad thing, trying to up the tempo for the forwards to break, given how pedestrian and ponderous our play has been all season. His future is in midfield, being more involved, and being able to shoot more often. It's just a question of when he makes the move.

As did most of our midfielders, recently!

Time to play him in midfield, and get a new fullback instead of a Gini replacement.

What a hit son. What a hit!

Kabak's no great shakes, either - but he will cost an extra £18m if we sign him. Nat is a good 5th choice behind VVD, Gomez, (Caleta-Car, Ajer etc). Kabak isn't worth the money - he has Dejan-like palsy in stressful games.

Zonko's dump was a dsigrace.

He's an easy scapegoat. Because he's largely shit or inured.

He's a great 4th or 5th choice defender.

He's Teflon.

Giulia Enders, German Doctor This is her book about being good, on further inspection it's about digestion. A misleading title.

He's as bad as it gets: Coote, Friend, Mariner, Atkinson.

That would be classed as a gangbang, then.

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