Jarvinja Ilnow

Self-isolation before the Coronavirus. First club to do that.

Tomatoes that have had contact with a hot pan - what kind of sorcery is this?!

Ends of the spectrum: loads of people volunteering to help the NHS, and then selfish cunts like this sabotaging their efforts. The Walking Dead jumped the shark on more than one occasion, but it portrayed the cuntishness of people in a crisis very realistically.

I'm 'Gardening with Sean Dyche'. You can catch us on Quest TV on channel 144 on Sky, or channel 12 on Freeview. BT can fuck off.

That.

No, but it had two silly bulls.

Told him his tea was ready. Fucking redshite bitch.

Caution! Blueshite trope: Disgruntledgoat Player Valuation: £50m Player Thread S My mother (kopite, thinks the Beatles were better pre drugs) called me to tell me about this... then acted all shocked when i called her a gobshite.You'd think she'd be used to it by now. then he smacked her in the face etc etc...

6. Frank Cannon (Cannon, a Quinn Martin Production) 7. The Inspector (The Pink Panther) - can't believe I forgot him from the first list. 8. Commissaris Simon van der Valk 9. Jack Regan 10. Harry Rule (The Protectors)

Bulman! I remember one of the cases on his in-tray being someone maliciously "setting off balloons over Wallesey."

Inspector Morse Lt Mike Stone (the Streets of San Francisco) Columbo Lord Bret Sinclair (The Persuaders) Not Hopkirk, but Randall (Deceased)

No, Shoestring or James Hazel?

With the Bitters, it's always the same thing: 1. Create a straw man argument 2. Attribute it to Liverpool fans 3. Amplify it in the echo chamber of the Blueshite cult 4. Repeat it incessently, until they forget they made it all up and believe it's true 5. Elevate themselves to the moral high-ground, diametrically opposed to the very thing they've just created 6. Appeal to fans of other clubs to join in the condemnation 7. Tell each other they live rent-free in our heads 8. Pat each other on the back Rinse/ repeat.

Fuck off, Chelsea FC, You ain't got no history, 6 European Cups, and 18 Leagues plus one with an asterisk disclaimer, That's what you call history

Who's the bacon-faced cunt he's standing next to?