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  1. Jarvinja Ilnow

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    And Chelsea, Arse, Spuds. But yes, spot on.
  2. Jarvinja Ilnow

    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Proper tomatoes, though (not out of a tin). Also, they must have spent more than 5 seconds in the pan. There is no excuse for lowering standards on this breakfast item, but it happens all too often when ordering a fry-up. They come out all anemic like this monstrosity: When they should be like this: Properly done tomatoes on a breakfast is a delight.
  3. Jarvinja Ilnow

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Great idea, denying what you did. You obviously roundhouse kicked them and quickly left, so avoiding arrest for the devastation you wrought, Troy.
  4. Jarvinja Ilnow

    Georginio Wijnaldum

    Cheese. Lots of cheese.
  5. Jarvinja Ilnow

    Champions League Final - who do you want to win?

    o plástico é satisfatório
  6. Jarvinja Ilnow

    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    That used to be our Friday after work venue a couple of years ago. Great place, great beers. There's one in Brighton as well.
  7. Jarvinja Ilnow

    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    James Justin is a good call, aRdja, but it might be difficult to get him away from a well run club like Leicester without over-paying. Maybe getting Godfrey from a desperate, mid-table and badly run club in need of balancing the books, like Everton, would be more realistic. He might want to play for a big club now, unless he's already gone full-on blue mong, that is.
  8. Jarvinja Ilnow

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Their opponents in the Sport Pesa were formidable compared to their Cup Winners Cup route.
  9. Jarvinja Ilnow

    Contactless begging

    Sorry about the source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2911249/Beggar-rakes-cash-outside-swanky-Mayfair-restaurant-using-chip-pin-machine-spends-holidays-iPad-whinges-Cowell-gave-20.html If I remember correctly, he got the machine because James Stunt didn't carry cash with him but was known to be flash, so then dropped him alot via the machine. He didn't see anything wrong in what he was doing, just innovating.
  10. Jarvinja Ilnow

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Fuckin Burnley will do them!
  11. Jarvinja Ilnow

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Not sure, but it risks ruining the good name of the John Merro Media Group.
  12. Jarvinja Ilnow

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    They wouldn't be the first, but they would at least be dead.
  13. Jarvinja Ilnow

    Burnley (A) - Wednesday 19th May, 8:15pm

    Odd that the Burnley crowd made more noise than the commentator when the opposition scored. Maybe not.
  14. Jarvinja Ilnow

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Epic part-taking by the Ev
  15. Jarvinja Ilnow

    Irritating celebrity fans

    To be fair, it's not Rees-Mogg, it's his sons: Sixtus, Septimus, and Hexagon.