Jarvinja Ilnow

I liked the bit at the end where Moxey and Barry got in trouble, and Wayne was hiding under the table, but Bomber and Oz turned up to frighten the bullies, and Dennis and Neville got them all to calm down.

The MANE SHOT!

No ice there, Howie, except i your cold, frigid hands. That is red-hot women's field hockey.

Don't worry, Stig, it's not a ghost. You're just becoming a total psychotic basket case.

Moneyball value just increased exponentially (a bit).

Here you go:

Or something about the "walls" of silence.

But that white, it looks almost silver, Like silverware and trophies. Just let that just disseminate in your heads a while. The future is silver, And blue. Royal blue.

Apparently in the Echo there was a piece about a Merseyrail rapist who wore a Liverpool shirt. Obviously, GOT waded in with 'redshite behaviour' etc, but one lone weirdo said that it didn't matter who he supported and hoped and thought reds would also want to give him a kicking. He obviously got dogs' abuse for that, until Catcherintherye stepped in to end the argument and confirm that, yes, all redshite would support the rapist. Yes, there are sane, resonable blues, but for fuck's sake.

They are fucking ace, Champ, and make no mistake about it. We chucked out some of those crappy cork type coasters, and I told C I would get some tasteful new ones (I think it was from redbubble). Anyway, I exceeded her expectations. There's a brilliant one of the great man on British Rail, with the FA Cup in the gangway.

Everything tastes of chicken when I cook.

You see, Cath, the secret to good baking eludes me. I got very bored with it, so chucked the mess into the oven. Did find a square pasta cutter so started to use that, but it wasn't too successful. So tough was the selection process, that only 5 misshapen candidates were successful. The good thing was, we raised £25. My wife put a tenner in, and my brother-in-law owes me £5. So basically I will be copping for an extra fiver. Another good thing was I got to use the Shanks coasters, and we also noticed how dusty the av unit had become, so had to clean it.

I used Lifey's oven.

Will do. Might try to make scones! Or rock cakes - they will look more like rock cakes.

They were brilliant in their support when we were looking after my terminally ill father-in-law, then a year later with me (Wandsworth, and Hammersmith workers). I guess it depends on the individual staff, just like any organisation. Sorry to hear they were so unsupportive to Stig and his family. Yes, will donate money, and maybe even try to bake something. Your sure that coffee mornings don't involve prawn Madras, Champ?