Jarvinja Ilnow

And Chelsea, Arse, Spuds. But yes, spot on.

Proper tomatoes, though (not out of a tin). Also, they must have spent more than 5 seconds in the pan. There is no excuse for lowering standards on this breakfast item, but it happens all too often when ordering a fry-up. They come out all anemic like this monstrosity: When they should be like this: Properly done tomatoes on a breakfast is a delight.

Great idea, denying what you did. You obviously roundhouse kicked them and quickly left, so avoiding arrest for the devastation you wrought, Troy.

Cheese. Lots of cheese.

o plástico é satisfatório

That used to be our Friday after work venue a couple of years ago. Great place, great beers. There's one in Brighton as well.

James Justin is a good call, aRdja, but it might be difficult to get him away from a well run club like Leicester without over-paying. Maybe getting Godfrey from a desperate, mid-table and badly run club in need of balancing the books, like Everton, would be more realistic. He might want to play for a big club now, unless he's already gone full-on blue mong, that is.

Their opponents in the Sport Pesa were formidable compared to their Cup Winners Cup route.

Sorry about the source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2911249/Beggar-rakes-cash-outside-swanky-Mayfair-restaurant-using-chip-pin-machine-spends-holidays-iPad-whinges-Cowell-gave-20.html If I remember correctly, he got the machine because James Stunt didn't carry cash with him but was known to be flash, so then dropped him alot via the machine. He didn't see anything wrong in what he was doing, just innovating.

Fuckin Burnley will do them!

Not sure, but it risks ruining the good name of the John Merro Media Group.

They wouldn't be the first, but they would at least be dead.

Odd that the Burnley crowd made more noise than the commentator when the opposition scored. Maybe not.

Epic part-taking by the Ev

To be fair, it's not Rees-Mogg, it's his sons: Sixtus, Septimus, and Hexagon.