Jarvinja Ilnow

That's so true. I wish his syntax was more like Tom Chance's: "Good result...Solskjear...Mancs"

He can't be ratcatcher - ratcatcher was a total cunt

Those hash browns are like Boycott and Brearley trying to fend off the West Indies pace attack in a valiant, yet futile, exercise; and the beans are the ball map of all the vicious bouncers. You can see poor Brearley is in trouble there, and has just received a bad rap on his knee pad.

Definitely, you should never understand the determination of Norwegians to get to Anfield, even under to most economically challenging of times. Just ask the Codes.

Robert Wagner and Stefanie Powers in: When they met, it was murder. Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood on a yacht: When they met Christopher Walken, it was erm...tragic

Fred Ward (Earl) and Kevin Bacon (Valentine). Great pair of losers

Sorry, this cannot be explained away. It’s not possible for any of that to happen without biased officiating. I’m not crying conspiracy here and saying there’s some clandestine operation to make sure we don’t get any decisions, but there is 100% something not right about this. Either consciously or unconsciously, referees are giving us nothing. Dave, I think you're trying too hard not to be an Evertonian-like, tinfoil hat wearing loon! It IS biased officiating, but (in my opinion) it is deliberate, rather than unconscious bias. I will try to explain a bit better what I mean. We have had Michael Oliver fail to send off T Rex arms. It was a huge error and it affected the result, but I believe it was an honest error on his part; and he's finally come out and admitted it (though months later). He's usually a fair (and pretty good) ref, but he had a shocker that day. He was let down by the VAR official (more on that later). You mentioned the disproportionate amount of decisions that have gone against us, but I would love to see that broken down into each per official. Even that wouldn't paint a true picture because, as you pointed out, there are times even within one game where Sadio or Mo get fouled in a oenalty situation but maybe only one is identified as being worth referring to VAR as a clear error. The others are glossed over by Tyler, Smith et al, so the stats lie a bit. I think there are around 20 PL referees active this season. Mentions go out to Manchester's Anthony Taylor, and the ever crap Jonathan Moss; however, it is the Red Light 4 that piss me off the most: Friend, Atkinson, Coote and Mariner. They are in each other's pockets, and are consistently, not just unfavourable towrds us but actively antagonsitic. As you say, 80% of possession, yet we get massively disproportionate numbers of fouls given against us. Coote could have assisted Oliver when he had his brain-fart during the derby, but he somehow "forgot" the rules to be applied when Pickford went Jurassic on Virgil. Forgot? Yeah, right. That level of unprofessionalism should have been dealt with by the head of the PLMOs. Who is the head? Mike fucking Riley, that's who. These 4 fellow travellers are clearly on a fucking mission, but I guess we will never know: what happens in Indonesia stays in Indonesia. If they are not, you can send me a tInfoil hat, and change my user name to daveK. Oh, and a fridge magnet, you cunt.

Their own drunken and debauched version of the Yalta Conference.

Golden Gate Bridge. Cycled up to it from Crissy Field, and then did a massive freewheel down to Saulsalito, where we had some Napa Pinot Noir. It was a bit to misty up there to see very far, and by the time we got to the top I was as helpless as a kitten in a tree, but I felt like I was clinging to a cloud.

Shame - as the Dr we might have got to hear his real aacent.

You try fucking rhyming Solskjaer with a shit word!

Spot on about the offials. If anything, you could have said a lot more!

Wouldn't argue with any of that, mate. I was just suggesting that, at 0-3, you might be being a bit optimistic given the way we are playing at the moment!

Hopefully he's a lot more productive than Sir Geoff.

Isn't he playing defensive midfield most of the time?