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Levy is not going to have managers running to the press bleating about money. That's probably the only selection criterion her has. Eddie Howe, come on down!

so you can get the channel if you have a Smart TV, but Mook disnae? Yes, I did.

Henderson's in everyone's good books, including mine. Firmino has contributed very little in the last 20 months. He's been brutal for most of that time. Him and Benitez at Everton could be the dream team.

Thank fuck

This lot should be forced to suck on each others bile ducts. I would call them retarded, but that implies they had normal capabilities at some point.

Cheeky cow shot off without finishing the ironing yesterday

oh I don't know. Scotland are still playing football from a different generation, and no doubt the streets round Wembley will be covered in even more piss and vomit than is usual once men from Hemel Hempstead, Dartford and Glasgow struggle into kilts and launch enthusiastically into cheap lager.

I know it must have been said a million times, but Scotland are truly shit.

Butch working hard to mask his latent homosexuality there.

of course, but I'm intrigued by the idea. An extended popcorn moment, watching it all play out. Like a multi-act play, which you could almost write before the event

Rafa to Everton on the cards?

Is Pep a bottler, or the ultimate narcissist? Either way, it continues to hurt him in the most crucial moments. Given that both clubs are essentially cheating their way to finals, last night's result was the lesser of two evils

haha! I thought it was a pocket Art Garfunkel, but ND even better. Pedro isn't even at Chelsea any more.

heard someone say on the radio yesterday that he'd get caught offside in table football

He did absolutely fuck all when he was on the pitch. You could argue that City improved without him there.