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Walking in the countryside. Airpods. Bagel Thins. Fingering.

that's because he takes almost as much time as her in the bathroom. "My old dad used to say..."

I've seen three music based films in the last three weeks - Yesterday, Pavarotti, and Blinded By The Light. And Rocket Man a month or so earlier. Rocket Man wins, followed by the Pavarotti doc. Yesterday was very Richard Curtis, with Ed Sheeran taking the piss out of himself as a small saving grace, and Blinded By The Light was predictably a remake of Bend It Like Beckham as it was like every other film by Gurinder Chadha.

giraffe to be so aggressive?

Comic Relief. Hilarious Ending.

Exactly. I wouldn’t mind but all of those girls were well over 16.

The club can afford to. They chose not to. I don’t have an issue with it, as Klopp doesn’t.

Not a bad album

I’ve just experienced a shoal of them

I look forward to our first non-win, just to witness the frantic blur of sputum, keyboard, pram, shite and toys as the race to post the first anti-FSG rant gets underway.

Maybe they're being ironic.

don't tell 'em, Pike.

my man's looking sharp in both/ penalty areas. Augurs well.

You have to be that gorgeous to carry off a surname that sounds like a fanny fart.