stringvest

And her hairdresser has missed a bit.

my camera's got an overactive thyroid

Pen-y-ffordd skyline from West Kirby, Saturday

sorted

Edwards and Klopp arrived by unicorn and installed themselves in the roles they now inhabit.

nothing sadder than watching a mouthy inadequate desperately trying to cling on to the trousers in his personal relationship.

Actually, it won't do people any harm to take a bit of responsibility for their own actions. Go out, just don't end up hugging and snogging every new best mate after dropping a tab and drinking 8 pints of Carling before ending up a pool of your own piss and vomit at 3am. How quickly I forget...

I'd give Origi a run of games and rest Firmino. He's clearly nowhere near decent form, and putting Origi in there will give him a chance to put himself in the shop window, and he has these days learnt how to do his fair share of work without the ball. That said, I'd give the young lads the odd game before the end of the season too. I agree with Dave, two of our three forwards are getting dragged backwards towards the ordinary - I'm not sure what is causing it - injuries, tiredness, complacency, lack of competition - but the appetite is not what it was, and bad decision making, lazy and sloppy execution is definitely creeping in. It's not just this one game, and we are capable of firing at 100% still, just not as often. Strengthen from a position of strength please Jurgen, don't wait until momentum is taking us in the wrong direction.

the 50 touches were he seemed to be playing with toblerone boots on, combined with what can only be described as a criminal barnet, were tragical.

I'm disappointed in myself. My heart just wasn't in it anymore.

Another brutal performance. Perhaps he needs to go on the Atkins.

you're so inclusive

He's bound to win the Nobel Peas Prize.

then push up a stool and enjoy a fudge pack.

no - she was genuinely in a bad way with CV