Yet more proof that PMing Trumo before starting a thread 100% works. 

There really is already a thread for everything. 
  https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/doctors-beg-men-not-to-masturbate-with-banana-peels/    

That's what yer ma said.

I would play Ooh Matron at inside half right, otherwise this is a licky boom boom down.

Garth Crooks in da house.