A lorry coming down a short slip road when there's a car on my back bumper and another one over taking me, leaving me to wonder is today the day I die.

If Klopp wants him it makes sense footballing wise as he offers so many possibilities.    Financially I just can’t see it happening in a million years. Barca paid £106m up front so it’s not like we’d even take him back and let them off paying what they owe us.    No way will FSG pay out £100m+ for him. 

When did people start getting loads of presents for Father's Day?   I'm not criticising it by the way, I've just heard a fair bit of it this year & am quite shocked at the amount people spend on it. I got two cards & wouldn't really expect any more than that.

Pretty sure this is post lobotomy.

I found my old Gibson les Paul when I helped my mum clean out her attic for a house move. Weird how I'd lost track of what happened to it. Anyway I asked her if I could store it in her new attic for now.