*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Fugitive 2,591]

Look what the bitters are selling on their official site...

 

 

Everton Local/Norwegian T-Shirt - White

 

I'm sure these fellas will be delighted with the new t-shirt...

 

ESCNB - Evertonfc.no

[Guest davelfc]

Shame their fans cannot see through the propaganda.

[Reacher 123]

Small time, still dreaming of filling their shed.

[MLB 156]

You've got to pity them really. It's all they have.

[NavyRedMan 0]

What a load of shit, if they concentrated a lot more on themselves instead of us, they might turn into a half decent team.

[Jim MM 627]

I think the word they were looking for is "international" but the concept probably hurt their heads so they scaled it back.

[Jennings 3,621]

I know they have a lot of OOTers in their regular match goers. I wonder how they feel about this sort of thing.

[Fugitive 2,591]

My bluenose mates response to this was 'fucking Kenwright'.

 

Hahaha

[Guest ShoePiss]

It's funny that it's from the official site, if it was just a fan doing it there'd be nothing wrong but from the club? Hahaha the fucking idiots, what about the Everton fans in Wales?

[Anubis 19,303]

You can smell the desperation. If we're asked about this we should say "We're proud to to have not only three quaters of our city support us, but also many international fans, like those from Norway."

 

 

 

 

[RedKnight 5,833]

Hahahaha that is brilliant.

[Guest ShoePiss]

It's marketing genius actually, of course if the intent was to alienate the small but incredibly loyal out of town support. Maybe they do want to be become more Royston Vasey?

[Trumo 15,128]

They might be surprised at just how much the Norwegians don't give a fuck.

 

Our club didn't want to continue being run like a corner shop, but we've never stooped so low as becoming the equivalent of selling out of the back of an van.

 

I bet they haven't even got the foresight to print that image onto mouse mats to give away on one of their online forums.

[s(k)aturation 5,687]

I don't get it. I'm from Australia, not Norway.

 

Everton's marketing is extremely misleading and hurtful.

 

Picking on a little club like Liverpool. Minority bashing.

 

Perhaps they could next try to re-ignite an ethnic cleansing campaign in the former Jugoslavija.

[OmarVizquel 3]

You've got to pity them really. It's all they have.

 

Maybe they should concentrate on the fact that they're only 4 points below us despite their shitty season so far.

[Walton Park 1]

They have got a inferiority complex. Fucking gang of Spazzes!

[s(k)aturation 5,687]

Maybe they should concentrate on the fact that they're only 4 points below us despite their shitty season so far.

 

... or because of yet another shitty season by us more like.

[OmarVizquel 3]

... or because of yet another shitty season by us more like.

 

True. Either way, I'd avoid us gloating over them...

[s(k)aturation 5,687]

True. Either way, I'd avoid us gloating over them...

 

To gloat over them, you first have to be interested enough in them.

 

No danger of that from me.

[the walsh 2]

small club what they do does,nt intrest me there a fucking joke inbred mong,s.

[Rex Banner 39]

You have to give it to them they are fantastic at marketing, as long as you live within 20 miles. It seems like a good business model to me.

[robslappa 410]

Small clubs do what small clubs do.

 

It's the same as calling their shop in Liverpool 1, Everton 2. It's pathetic, especially when their other store, Everton 1 is actually in Liverpool 4.

[Randy Marsh 15]

Good god, if it wasn't Everton I actually wouldn't believe that was genuine. Their actual club store sells that shit? Amazing. What an embarrassment.

[s(k)aturation 5,687]

You have to give it to them they are fantastic at marketing, as long as you live within 20 miles. It seems like a good business model to me.

 

If saying you're local when you've got a mopped-headed Belgian, for instance, as one of your marquee employees constitutes fantastic marketing, then yes.

 

At least they're following the marketing 101 principal of not telling the truth I suppose.

[Unrighteous 952]

You expected something else?