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  1. My Dad, a massive red would have been 85 today. Three points. Happy Birthday Dad x.
    30 points
  2. This is probably the wrong thread, but I'm posting it for the Catholics amongst you. If you're not a religious type you probably won't want to read this sentimentalist clap-trap. My mum died last night. It was a shock. She was a proper strong intelligent woman. If your mum is still around, giver her a hug tonight. When I was a kid, I went to a C of E school. I would come home and say the C of E version of the Lord's Prayer at night, when we said our prayers with my mum. Mum decided that I needed educating in Catholicism, so she and some other mums in a similar situation decided they would form a night school for us. The place that took-us-in and allowed us to use their facilities was a Catholic Friary not far from home. It was great fun. There were places to run around. The lessons weren't too boring and the Friars were great. [insert Catholic priest joke here]. One was a great artist and drew biblical pictures with us. Another - Father Francis was a favourite of mum's. He was a great musician, singer and teller-of-jokes. We still have Father Francis' vinyl record in mum and dad's house. Signed of course. Eventually mum took me out of the school and sent me to a Catholic one. I still knock about with my best friend from the old C of E school - but Corty says he doesn't trust Catholics anymore because they took Jennings away from school - out of the blue. Anyway - back to last night. My wife and our three grown-up kids were visiting her last night - well all-day actually - at the hospital. She was clearly deteriorating fast. I was reproaching myself for not knowing how to organise a Catholic Priest to give her the last rites. It was a really emotionally draining day. The lady opposite had a priest visiting her. I told my sister that I wanted to go speak to him and ask him to pray for mum. But in the end, I didn't have the courage - or the will to interrupt them, as he looked busy and it would have looked intrusive of me. My sister got up at 8:00pm to go home. We said we'd stay another 15 minutes. I got up to take her chair back to the nurse's station. On my way back, I bumped into the priest, who was leaving. I said hello, and he greeted me with a gentle warmth. I asked him whether he was a Franciscan. He said he was. I told him I didn't want to be a nuisance but would he mind saying a prayer for my mum when he got home, and I explained she was in bed 15 and on Palliative care. He said "of course" and that "it was no trouble. In fact do you think she would like a blessing now?". "That would be amazing Father", I replied. He then went over to her and said a really beautiful prayer and blessing. My whole family were moved. I thought it best to establish our Catholic credentials, and re-assure him that mum was a good church-going practicing Catholic - and we weren't just taking advantage of his good nature. He smiled, "Which church did she go to?". I told him. He told us he had lived near that church, many years ago. He said that he lived in the Friary nearby and remembered it fondly. I told him about my mum setting up our religious classes at that Friary. I told him about the Priest who used to draw with us and the singing and laughing with Father Francis - who told great jokes. I asked him "Do you remember Father Francis?" He beamed a great smile and his eyes shone brightly. He tapped his chest and said "He's me. I'm Father Francis." "Would you like me to administer the last Sacrament to your mum?." It was amazing. Unbelievable luck! I told my brother what happened. And with Father Francis wearing his brown Franciscan robe, he looked like Obiwan Kenobi when he said "Of course I know him. He's me". My bro said "Well no matter how many times you tell this story, it doesn't make you Luke fucking Skywalker." Heathen!
    29 points
  3. Ok, it wasn’t good and we can play a lot better, but a win is a win and despite not hitting the heights we’d like to, we deserved this one. Not that it matters what you deserve or don’t deserve, but as poor as we were in attack for large periods of the game, it’s worth pointing out that Alisson had nothing to do and that the goal we conceded was entirely self inflicted. So that’s a good thing as defensively we got it right. The goal apart, we defended well and kept Wolves at arm’s length pretty much all day. Had we been at the races with our attacking play then this would have been one of those comfortable three or four goal margin of victory type games, because Wolves were there for the taking. That isn’t a criticism of them, they actually did pretty well considering they were stretched to the limits defensively due to injuries and illness, but we really ought to have made more of that than we did. The opportunity was there for us to slice through them, but too often we didn’t capitalise. It was one of those days when it didn’t click up top, but the organisation was good and Wolves got no joy at all trying to play through us. We pressed high at times, and then dropped into our defensive shape at others and just blocked off all the passing lanes. This was especially noticeable in the last 10-15 minutes when Wolves were just passing around between Lamina and the keeper while the crowd - and Gary Neville - got increasingly frustrated by it. We were just sitting in position and they didn’t know what to do. If they hit it long then Virgil or Konate just gobbled it up. Wolves did start the game quite brightly though and were marginally the better side in the opening 20 minutes or so. We looked a bit unsettled and it wasn’t helped by Trent picking up the most stupid booking of the season so far. I’d actually fine him for that. He said last week he’s told Slot to be tough on him and to highlight his mistakes in meetings. Well this is one for Monday morning. Show this and ask him what the fuck he’s thinking, because getting booked for something so stupid, so early is how costly red cards happen. Just ask Arsenal.
    26 points
  4. Monday Sep 23: No diary last week as I was away for a few days and not that much happened anyway. There were a couple of things I wanted to mention though. Slot’s Friday presser was really good. I thought he struck the right tone with every question. I wanted to mention that because in the previous diary I’d said I was a little unsettled by the way he spoke about rotation. On Friday he was asked a few things which I was interested to hear his response, and each time he spoke I was nodding and thinking that’s exactly what I wanted him to say. There’s a lot of common sense when he speaks. The most interesting thing over the last few days though was definitely Trent’s comments. Lots to unpack there, and I’m not going through it in any real detail but there’s enough there for whichever camp you’re in. If you think he’s staying there’s plenty there you can use to back that up, and if you think he’s off to Madrid there’s enough there to support that too. It all depends on how you want to interpret it. I’m more encouraged than I was before his comments, put it that way. Talking about wanting to captain the club suggests his plan is to stay, but my biggest takeaway from it was the stuff about Slot. He didn’t need to say some of the things he said, as if he’s thinking of leaving (or has already decided) then the easy thing to do is not really volunteer anything you don’t need to. Trent saying he wants to be the defender nobody wants to play against and that he’s asked Slot to be tough on him and to call him out in meetings if he’s made mistakes, I think that’s a big sign that he’s not going anywhere. He was very complimentary towards Slot when he didn’t need to go as far as he did. So overall I’m leaning towards him wanting to stay and it’s on the club to sort it. Meanwhile, City have taken yesterday’s result so badly that they have resorted to saying nice things about us. I say City, but it’s specifically one player. A player who fucking despises us no less. Bernardo Silva was asked about the difference between the rivalry with Arsenal compared to the Liverpool one and said: “Maybe that Liverpool have already won the Premier League, Arsenal haven’t. That Liverpool have won the Champions League, Arsenal haven’t. “Liverpool always faced us face-to-face, to try to win the games, so from this perspective the games against Arsenal haven’t been like the ones we had and have against Liverpool. So yes, maybe a different rivalry.” “There was only one team that came to play football. The other came to play to the limits of what was possible to do and allowed by the referee, unfortunately. But at the end we got a draw, the best we could get considering the context of the last moments of the match. “We’re not happy as we wanted the three points, but personally I’m happy with the way we came to play and faced the game. I’m glad we always enter the pitch to try to win every match. It all started in the very first second. Then the referee allowed a sequence of time-wasting events. “The thing that bothers me the most is having a lot of meetings with the FA at the beginning of each season. They tell us they will control this kind of situation and will stop them, but in the end it doesn’t have any worth. They say a lot but nothing happens.” A City player complaining about rules not being enforced is the height of irony though. Technically everything he says is factually correct though. Oh, one other thing from last week I would have mentioned if I’d done the diary is this video of Curtis and this boss little Red Harry. I mentioned this on the pod after Bournemouth but if you haven’t seen it, check it out as it’s just proper fucking wholesome content.
    25 points
  5. Not a bad weekend but it was close to being a great one. City dropped two points and Arsenal needed a late, late show to avoid the same fate. Everton were losing at one point too before turning it around for their first win, so this could have been one hell of a weekend. United lost too, but that almost goes without saying these days. I’ll get to them in a bit. For now I’ll start with City’s trip to Newcastle. Last week I broke my own rule and watched the highlights of their game with Arsenal. I’ve done the same this week too, but only because they didn’t win. I had a feeling they would drop points and I expected them to lose. I think I wrote it in here last week, or it may have been a post on the forum. I thought they were vulnerable after the Rodri injury and Newcastle is a tough place to go. City were lucky to win there last season and they needed a De Bruyne worldie to do it if I remember rightly. He wasn’t in the line up for this and neither was Foden. RoboJack was playing though and he created the opening goal for Gvardiol, who took it really well. Why RoboJack I hear you ask? Because Guardiola has turned him into his little pet robot now by coaching all of the individuality out of him. As great a coach as he is, you have to wonder why would spend £100m on a player like that and then stop him from doing all the things that actually made him a £100m player. No wonder Cole Palmer wanted to get away from the fucking bald weirdo. If he’d stayed there he’d be stuck out wide playing backwards passes all season. The best thing he ever did was get away from that flair draining, obsessive bore. Gordon won a penalty by going around Ederson and then hitting the deck. Usually I’d be slating him, but this wasn’t as blatant as the shit he normally pulls and I don’t think he does anything wrong. You can argue he leaves his foot in to make sure there’s contact with the keeper, but why should he hurdle over him? He’s gone past Ederson who has come flying out at his feet. Any forward who doesn’t do what Gordon did there is an idiot. Don’t think that this is me going all soft on him just because I found out he’s a Red and he desperately wanted to come here. That ship has probably sailed now so I’ll have no qualms calling him out when it’s justified, but as I say, I’d want my forward doing exactly what he did there. He sent Ederson the wrong way from the spot to make it 1-1 and that’s how it finished. I didn’t like the little love in between Howe and Guardiola afterwards. Howe is holding the back of his head and pulling him in while whispering sweet nothings in his ear, and all I could think is that he’s sympathising with him over the cheating ways of his owners, the fucking snivelling little Saudi shill.
    24 points
  6. We won this game in the first half, so I’m not particularly bothered that the second half wasn’t the best. I don’t think this is going to be team that regularly hits five or six even when the opponent is ripe for the picking, I think we’ll see more of this sort of thing, just managing the game. Which is fine, but I have no doubt that we could have smashed Bournemouth if we’d maintained full intensity. I get why we didn’t though and I’m happy with what we saw in the first half. It was excellent. I’m happy that Slot finally decided to give Darwin a start too. A week too late, and I wasn’t sure he wasn’t going to do it at all, but it was the right call as Jota hasn’t been pulling up any trees and you can’t just leave Nunez on the bench indefinitely (the same applies to other players too). Slot has been charged with getting the best out of him and presumably lots of work has been done on that, whether it’s on the training ground or via video sessions (hopefully both), but you need to keep his head up and make him feel involved, so this start was a no brainer for me. But then I thought that a week ago. And then again in midweek. Finally it came, and it paid off. But before I get to the Nunez wonder goal, there’s a lot of other stuff to cover, mostly involving his mate ‘Lucho’. He’s been great so far this season but the first half of this game saw him take it to another level. He was absolutely fucking electric every time he got the ball. He’d already gone close twice before he eventually scored. The first was a run past a couple of defenders that ended with a tasing drive that Arrizabalaga tipped over. The second was an incredible run from out wide that took him past three or four defenders before he was denied by the keeper again. He could have squared that to Nunez but I didn’t have a problem with him shooting there because there’s just as much chance of him scoring as there is of him completing the cross when the keeper and defenders are there to possibly cut it out. It would have been one of the goals of the season if he’d finished it, so I’m fine with him going it alone there. We were looking good and playing some lovely stuff, but we did have a major scare after only three minutes when Semenyo slid in and scored at the Kop end after a mis-hit shot by Kluivert. I expected a flag to go up but it didn’t, so I was fearing the worst as they don’t usually get those wrong. Turns out that the Main Stand lino just wasn't very good and that wasn’t the only thing he missed. I expected the goal to be given and had resigned myself to that, but all of a sudden our entire subs bench leapt up and started shouting at the lino that he should have flagged. They were watching the replay on the iPad and they were so sure it was offside that I knew then it would be disallowed. Eventually that was confirmed and the celebrations from the away end were cut short. It's fine though, the last time they were on Merseyside gave them all the celebratory moments they need. I still think we’d have gone on to win even if that had stood but you never know, so it was a big moment. The crowd definitely got a lift from it and I thought the atmosphere was decent in the first half. That was obviously helped by the fact we cored three goals in 12 minutes or something, but I also think it was because the team were playing at a higher tempo than we saw last week.
    24 points
  7. Chelsea’s good start to the season continued with a comfortable win at West Ham, who it must be said were a fucking disgrace. That’s not to take anything away from Chelsea who did what they had to do and *grits teeth* looked good doing it. West Ham though are definitely finding out that the grass isn’t always greener on the other side. Jackson scored after just four minutes to get the ball rolling. It’s a disgusting goal from a West Ham point of view. He’s played in down the left, but he’s very wide and there’s no immediate danger. But nobody bothers to even go over to him so he just collects the ball, runs into the box and rolls it past the keeper while the entire Hammers defence stands there watching. Actually Alvarez does try to close him down but looks like he’s pulling Marco Boogers’ caravan as he gets nowhere near him. That Mavrapanos jabroni (one of the worst players in the entire league him) just watches it all happen, the big loser. The second goal is Jackson running away from Alvarez and his caravan again. Good play from Chelsea but what the fuck were West Ham doing and where was that Mavrapanos loser? West Ham were denied a clear penalty when Summerville ran into the box and was pulled back. The defender just grabs hold of his wrist and holds on as Summerville is trying to run onto a pass. It’s stonewall for me, but the ref didn’t give it (fair enough) and VAR didn’t intervene (absolutely not fair enough). Scruffy arse Lopategui was kicking off on the touchline in his jeans, but the 4th official wasn’t interested in anything he had to say, and nor would I given how he was dressed. His clobber is fine if he’s sat in the stands watching the game as a fan, but you’re a manager, have some fucking pride. Moyesy would never have dressed like that. A minute after the break Chelsea hit West Ham on the counter and Jackson fed Palmer who finished emphatically. Great goal that. There was a bad tackle in the build up by that Alvarez bum but the ref played a good advantage. They could have gone back and red carded him for that though, the dangerous slow cunt. Given how shit he is and his Ajax background, you’d have to say Alvarez is at the wrong United. Moyes must be watching them with a face on him like that Di Caprio gif. They wanted sexy footy all yet they brought in a fella who was less entertaining at Wolves than Nuno Holy Spirit, who might be the dullest man alive. This fella is not going to be more expansive at West Ham than Moyes but he will be less solid and he won’t achieve the same kind of league positions that Gollum did either. It’s amazing what how many doors are opened by having Real Madrid on your CV though. I reckon he’ll be the first manager sacked this season, because he looked rattled as fuck at Anfield in midweek, kicking off about non-existent penalties and demanding VAR when it isn’t even in use, and then finally pulling his calf and having to leave the stadium on crutches because he was jumping around so much complaining. Absolute helmet. And when your manager is that ill disciplined, it will filter through the team, as we saw with that ridiculous tackle by Alvarez for his sending off. West Ham are a mess right now, but sadly Chelsea look like they’ve got something going at last. They’re the youngest team in the league but finally, despite all the craziness going on higher up in the club, Maresca and the players seem to be steadily getting better. I hate it. I’m not ready for Chelsea to be good as I was quite happy seeing them floundering in the middle of the table. I don’t see them as a threat to us but they may well be back in the Champions League soon. Assuming UEFA let them that is, apparently they aren’t as willing as the Premier League to overlook the blatant financial cheating that’s taken place.
    23 points
  8. Ah well, it was great while it lasted wasn’t it? We'll always have August. Who knows what’s going to happen now though. Maybe it was a bad day at the office, or maybe this first chink in the armour will become a giant chasm once other teams see what Forest did and try to emulate it? I’m not going to panic after one game but I’d be lying if I said this felt like just a regular defeat. There are some things that were really alarming and lessons need to be learned. By Slot, by the players and also by the crowd, who were a fucking embarrassment by the way. It’s a good job Klopp got out when he did because he’s have lost his shit at the way the crowd acted in that second half. Although if Klopp were here it probably wouldn’t have happened. He’s not here anymore though, and just two home games in (with the team having won every game so far and coming off a 3-0 win at Old Trafford) we’ve got the crowd shitting their pants and going into a full on panic after going a goal down with loads of time left, and then loads fucking off on 85 minutes. So that’s how it is then? Klopp isn’t here anymore so it just goes back to the fucking shitshow it was when he first arrived? Pathetic. I said that the atmosphere at the Brentford game was really weird and subdued, but this was way worse. It started well though, I thought it was pretty loud in the first half but after the break when things weren’t going well, it went quiet, then it went edgy and then Forest scored and it was full on panic. I’ve got plenty of issues with some of the decisions Slot made and I have even more issues with some of the individual performances. But I also have some sympathy for all of them because playing in that kind of atmosphere isn’t helpful to anyone other than the opponent. Klopp understood that and spent close to nine years trying to keep it in check. Slot can’t do that, he doesn’t have the gravitas to do it even if he wanted to. I just feel embarrassed though. He arrived here hearing about how special Anfield is and how Liverpool fans are the best in England, and he’s had two games so far where it was silent in one and full of hysterical fannies in the other. If he isn’t already pining for De Kuip he may well be soon enough because this is how it’s going to be any time we’re struggling. I say that because the only thing that prevented that before was Klopp and his force of personality. Short of bringing him back to stand in front of the Kop with a megaphone keeping everyone in line, I don’t see how we fix that. If the crowd are acting like this when we’ve won three out of three and only just conceded our first goal of the season, it’s only going to get worse I think. It’s proper fucking soul destroying and if Klopp was watching it he’s probably glad he got out when he did. Now that I’ve got that off my chest, onto the actual performance (which was dismal in the 2nd half) and some of the strange shit we saw from Slot.
    23 points
  9. It’s not a game we’ll be remembering beyond this week, but that doesn’t matter as the group stages of this competition are just about putting yourself in position to make the knock out stages. Other than Olympiakos, I don’t think I could tell you any opponent we faced in the group stages in any year we won it or reached the final. So this wasn’t particularly good (it may have been worse than Wolves at the weekend) but we’re winning games even though we’ve still got a lot of improving to do. As much as we’d love to see the team blowing everyone away and looking fantastic, football isn’t like that and so I’m happy enough that we’re picking up wins without playing particularly well. And as I say, these group games are just about picking up the points to progress, and if you put on a bit of a show then all the better. We’ve not really been doing that so far this season, but there are flashes in these games where we look incredible. We just aren’t sustaining it and there may be reasons for that which are over my head. Take this game for example. The first 25 minutes I thought we were brilliant and it felt like we’d go on to win by three or four. Then it suddenly changed and the rest of the game was pretty even, and they maybe even shaded it. Did they change what they were doing? Because out of nowhere we suddenly started having trouble playing out and they were pushed right up on us. At times I was reminded of Atalanta last season. This wasn’t anywhere near as bad as that but there were similarities in how we struggled against the man to man all over the pitch approach. Atalanta absolutely killed us like that and we couldn’t handle it, but we coped much better against Bologna and played through them quite well I thought (mostly because Gravenberch just glides away from everyone to break the lines whenever he picks it up). The problem was the final ball was usually shite, but it was encouraging that we were able to get into those situations so often. The start was great. We swarmed all over them and it felt like an Anfield European night. By full time it felt like a League Cup night, very subdued. I’ve seen quite a few people saying it’s because the new, more patient, possession based style is just a bit boring and it’s going to take some getting used to. I’m not sure that’s it, because I imagine Slot is every bit as frustrated as we are watching some of these performances. This isn’t how he’s drawing it up on the tactics board, and I also think we forget that there were loads of games under Klopp that were similar to this too. It wasn’t always Metallica, sometimes it was Ed fucking Sheehan.
    22 points
  10. Yeah not bad. Not great, bit boring, but not bad. The second half was a real chore to watch and we were hanging on for a long spell there, but a win is a win and getting them away from home is rarely easy. Especially when you’re playing the way we are at the moment. It’s not clicking but it is functioning well enough to beat the bottom half dregs we’ve faced so far, so I’m not complaining. Well not too much anyway. Slot said afterwards he was pleased with the first hour because we controlled the game well. He didn’t like that we failed to get the second goal that would have killed it, which is fair, but I’d suggest that we didn’t really show enough urgency to get that second goal. I agree we controlled it. I agree we should have done better with some good chances, but I don’t think we created enough considering how in control we were. Maybe if Jota doesn’t waste two great chances it opens up even more and we run out comfortable winners by three or four, but he did waste those chances and it almost cost us. When you let an opponent hang around, you know that eventually they always have a spell in the game or at the very least they’ll get a really good chance. Palace had several good chances and for 15 minutes they were all over us before Slot made some subs and we calmed it down again to see it out. So it’s mostly positive, especially as its a 12.30 away game after a midweek European fixture. These games can easily go badly so any time you get three points it’s to be celebrated. We’re not really passing the eye test at the moment but does it matter? It feels like it might, and it could catch up with us against better opposition, but maybe better opposition is what we need to raise our own game? We’ll find out soon enough.
    21 points
  11. Monday Sep 9: Kweev finally speaks honestly about his future. Usually he says nothing or he’s quite vague, but he’s clearly had enough now after the club signed Mamardashvilli and says he wants out. He also implied that he’s wanted out for a while but it hasn’t happened because we’ve turned down bids and have a high valuation of him. It didn’t come across as a complaint though (unlike Van den Berg) and was more of an observation. He didn’t seem bitter either, he just said the club have obviously chosen to go in another direction and as a result he wants to leave so he can play regular football. The interesting thing for me is that no-one has even come close to meeting our valuation of him, which is reportedly between 30-35m. Not sure how we can justify asking more for him than we’ve paid for the guy we think is better than him, but regardless of that nobody has even come anywhere near that. I think 20-25m is a fair valuation, but Forest offered us £7m plus that American bum who is their third choice. That’s a fucking insult, but the point here is that we think Kelleher is boss but nobody else seems to agree. I had this conversation with my dad recently when he asked why we were signing a keeper to replace Alisson when we already have “the best keeper in the world” ready to step in. If Kelleher was good enough to be our number one, how come nobody is willing to pay £20m for him? Are they all wrong? Is everybody in football wrong? My dad’s response to that was “yes they are” but for the sane and rational among us you have to think “this is why he can’t be our number one”. That doesn’t change the fact I think he’s boss and I’ll be sorry to see him go.
    21 points
  12. Liverpool. AC Milan. Istanbul. Steven Gerrard geeing up the crowd. Penalties. Wobbly legs. Athens. Inzhagi. Not starting Crouch. Clive Tyldesley. Nat Phillips taking 6 players back to Argos in the San Siro. These all go hand in hand in hand when you think about Liverpool and AC Milan. Or at least, they do to me. It’s a real game of football. No oil cheats, just two legitimate European heavyweights slugging it out in one of the world’s most recognisable stadiums. Well, this wasn’t so much of a slugfest as a routine second-round knockout. To stick with the boxing (which I hate) analogy, Milan landed the first punch as well. Last night was a very good European away performance – apart from the first ten minutes when we were groggy from the punch we got on Saturday. I have no idea what we were playing at against Forest but we continued that dreadful lethargy into this game. The Chaaaaaaaaaaaaampions League anthem had barely stopped echoing around the San Siro when we had our warning – a break down the left halted by van Dijk being in the right place at the right time as well as the offside flag. But did we heed it? Did we balls – we were behind inside of 4 minutes as the entirety of the defence went walkies and Pulisic had the freedom of the city to shoot across Alisson into the bottom corner. Great finish, but could we have given him any more space? It’s difficult to compute exactly what was going on because we were totally exposed. Pulisic is one of these players who has a habit of always scoring against us. A Sean Bartlett. An O’Neil Donaldson. At least there is a crumb of comfort in the fact he is a pretty good player, indeed if his body wasn’t made of water biscuits, he could be more than that. A lot of ex-Chelsea lads have rocked up on the red and black side of Milan actually, haven’t they? After the goal went in there was a long delay as Milan’s keeper Maignon received what felt like his first of 18 stints of injury treatment. This allowed us to have a reset and regain focus. It was still all a bit ragged for about ten minutes and then once we settled down, we took an iron grip and turned in a very good European away performance. Slot obviously likes this midfield three as they started together yet again and it was they who turned the tide, winning the ball back quickly and efficiently and keeping it well. Gravenberch is a player reborn. He was everywhere again but more on him later. Mo Salah is obviously European (and elsewhere) goalscoring royalty and he was unlucky to not add to his tally, having a personal dual with the crossbar in that first half. We took an absolutely crushing hold on the game. There was no way out for Milan, they were unable to get any kind of foothold in the game whatsoever. It’s only when you look back at the chances we had that you realise how dominant that first half was. Mo hit the bar twice, we scored two goals and Jota had that great chance that he inexplicably poked wide. It goes to show that we are a very good team and the gulf between Serie A and the Premier League is huge - as it should be with the money swilling around in our league. Milan are simply not used to Hurricane Liverpool rocking up in town, pressing them to death and forcing them to kick the ball long or into touch and we overwhelmed them with wave after wave of attack. For all our possession and good play, the equaliser was from a free kick. I have visions of Calabria still arguing to his wife today that he didn’t foul Gakpo. He did – he wiped him out in fact. Regulation free kick, regulation yellow card. Great ball whipped in by Trent, Konate rising highest for an easy header and his first goal in 2 and a half years. It always feels like he should score more goals than he does because he is a presence in the box. He couldn’t miss this one though – huge questions of Milan’s defending and more on that to come. Speaking of Gakpo, he had his best game for the club so far here I thought. He looks like he has had Slot in his ear over the summer and it has given him a huge boost. He is more direct, he is more confident and above all, more aggressive. You always get the feeling from Gakpo like when you order from this new Chinese people have been banging on about. What you ordered was alright but you just were left wanting a bit more and can’t really see what the hype is about. Not at the moment – Gakpo is in great form and long may it continue. We should have quickly gone in front but Jota contrived to poke it wide. A real head scratcher from someone who is usually so clinical. However, as we often joke about, he had one of those days where he didn’t resemble a footballer. He was simply not very good on this occasion. With Milan now scrambling to contain us, we really went after them. Mo hit the bar again and it felt like us going in front was inevitable. When it happened, it was another set piece. You usually associate Italian teams with being solid defensively but the marking for van Dijk’s goal was terrible. Virgil escaping their attentions was so easy, he literally walked free to nod home Tsimikas’ corner. To go in front at half time was no more than we deserved. The second half would go on to be a quieter affair – we were much the better team but asserted this much vaunted “control” that we have read that Slot likes so much. The reality is we were very comfortable. I was worried the game was going to last until the early hours after Maignon eventually decided to come off after he was caught by Jota’s follow through when the striker had a good chance to score but hit it straight at the keeper. It was a good save don’t get me wrong. After he stopped doing his Fabrizio Ravanelli impression, Milan brought on an actual child in his place. The goalkeeper was a young nipper, make no mistake. With that being said, we barely tested him. The third and decisive goal came after 67 minutes as Gakpo was played in by Szoboslai, who continued his run to shin in from the Dutchman’s left wing cross. It was a perfect time to score as it killed the game off as a contest. I don’t think Szoboslai is playing particularly well and tonight was no different, but he did well for the goal as he found room in the middle to play Gakpo in and got forward in support. I still want more from him personally as he has not hit the high standards he hit in the first 3 months last season but this was more like it. The game petered out at that moment. Off came Jota (who had a stinker, let’s be honest) and Gakpo, who was great and on came Nunez and Diaz respectively. We took our foot off the gas considerably and I am ok with that. Milan threatened very little though they did make a break down the left and looked like they would get a shot away only for Gravenberch to get back in and nick the ball behind for a corner. There have been a lot of questions about Gravenberch in light of the pursuit for Zubamendi et al, but for me he has that “6” shirt now. He has played very well this season and his game has clearly developed over the summer. He is nicking the ball back, using it well and going past people. We might have botched the Zubamendi deal but maybe it can SAVE FSG MILLIONS ™ and we actually have the 6 that we needed all along. There was no doubt at all that Gravenberch was very talented, we just needed to find what fits him. Klopp couldn’t do it consistently – maybe Slot has? The last ten minutes fizzled out and the referee only added 6 minutes despite Maignon’s best attempts. Milan took their supposed main man off. I know his record is good, but has any one actually seen Alvaro Morata have a good game? It feels to me like it’s something I am yet to see. He was anonymous tonight. We even got Chiesa on for all of three minutes which was a shame as I’d liked him to have had 10-15 minutes but at least he’s got that first appearance out of the way. Endo also came on and - protecting his gimmick - gave the ball away and fouled someone in quick succession despite having just three minutes in which to do so. There was still time for Alisson to push a Rafa Leao shot onto the post in the 96th minute. A really sharp save given he had nothing to do more or less since the tenth minute. And with that, the end and a very comprehensive win on the road for the Reds. If Slot failed his first big test on Saturday, he passed another in the San Siro on a pretty big stage. Falling behind in the midst of a terrible start to the game would have set nerves jangling, I know it did mine. But we recovered expertly to dispatch Milan with relative ease. No comebacks, dramas or Cruyff turns here. Just an easy win. Difficult to choose between Gravenberch and Gakpo for the star man but I think Gravenberch shades it – he is doing really well at the moment and long may it continue. Team: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold (Gomez), Konate, Van Dijk, Tsimikas; Gravenberch (Endo), Mac Allister, Szoboszlai; Salah (Chiesa), Jota (Nunez), Gakpo (Diaz): View full article
    18 points
  13. Today i get the news that my niece has passed away after a 3 year battle with bone cancer at the age of 21. This one reduced me to tears, sent home from work and hitting the beer.
    18 points
  14. Warrior performance Yes we didn't play well for the whole 2nd half but 3 games in 7 days, that will happen. Away game, 12.30 kick off, rotated players in, it happens sometimes. They put us under pressure, Jones and Sobolzlai went missing a little and it's a tight pitch. I know everyone will say that was shit 2nd half but we fucking dug deep, weathered the storm and really defended well. Sometimes you don't get time on the ball, sometimes you cant play pretty football. On those days just be fucking rock solid, and we were. We missed too many chances, and when it's 1-0 the other team & fans will always have belief. Especially at that ground. I fucking loved that we won 1-0. Be hard to beat and defend properly. We are really doing that this season. Massive 3 points. I also loved to see Slot going mental at refereeing decisions. He's a winner, he's showing that and the players will feed off that. I don't buy this "easy start" bullshit either. No games are easy in the premier league especially when you're a new manager, new country, new style of play. I had my doubts about him but he's done a fantastic job and he's a really good manager. Absolutely buzzing off that win.
    16 points
  15. Yes, it is I, Le Clerc, or at least Dan Thomas, with your match report of the 5-1 swatting of West Ham. That ended up being a load of fun, didn’t it? After 20 minutes and being 1-0 down to a Keystone Kops own goal, it didn’t look like it would be a lot of fun at all. The much changed Reds however roared back in style to complete a 5-1 rout of West Ham, the same result as last season when we went on the lift the Coca Cola/Carling/Capital One/Carabao Cup. A good omen? How is the Pope feeling these days…? We made a lot of changes for this game as we all expected. Arne Slot has been quite rigid with his team selection so far but this was always going to be a game for the Konates of the world to sit out as we balance a pretty heavy calendar over the next three weeks before another accursed jabroni international break. The good thing about making changes for us, is that our squad is so good that we can immediately put out a team that can and will beat most teams even when we make significant changes. It comes to something when the likes of Conor Bradley, Jarrel Quansah, Endo and Curtis Jones have barely featured this season. There was a bit of rust from some which is totally understandable given the lack of football. In years gone by I have viewed the Coca Cola/Carling/Capital One/Carabao Cup as a massive inconvenience, extra games where we don’t need them. It would be easy to have that outlook this season in particular, given the absolute over-saturation of the Champions League and the extra games that brings. However, this competition is a great chance to get the kids their game time and make sure our squad players or players who aren’t currently in the first team get their football. Jurgen took this competition very seriously in his last three or four years and it looks like Slot is going to look to maintain that momentum. The first twenty minutes was a nothing event, we started off reasonably well and controlled the ball but created nothing of note bar a few set pieces. Kostas does throw a lovely ball in but West Ham stood firm. The direction of the game then actually changed, with West Ham really on the front foot without creating much. Danny Ings did have the ball in the net but it failed the eye test immediately and as it turns out he had just gone too soon. I like Danny Ings. It’s so easy to forget he played for us sometimes. He would have been a good signing had he not got injured the way he did I reckon. We still made a tidy profit from him as well. We didn’t heed this warning however, as we were behind not long after. And it was about as scruffy as it gets. We failed to clear a corner either first or second phase, the ball pinged around and Endo was frankly unlucky as his attempt to clear the ball out wide hit Quansah on the shin and dribbled into the net in front of the Kop. It looked comical and inept and that would be fair – but it was unlucky. Endo did well to get in there and I think he's trying to put it out for a throw in near the corner flag. But ho hum. The annoying habit of falling behind that is endemic in the last two years continues then. It was all a bit disjointed but that goal actually sparked us into life. We were level inside of five minutes. Some lovely tight passing down the left saw Jota thread the ball through to free up Gakpo. He drove into the box and lofted it back post to Chiesa, who hit his shot into the floor. However, as Jota does, he got on his bike and was on the right end of the bobble, showing good awareness and movement to get on the end of Chiesa’s effort and nod it past Fabianski. 1-1 and game on, Jota signalling the intent by going to get the ball from the net. Let’s skip to the second half – ultimately it was quite eventful, which the rest of the first half was not. Apparently Lopetegui hurt his calf in one of his several hissy fits with the referee in the second half. West Ham’s string of penalty appeals in the second half verged from ridiculous to Evertonian. We can cite the absence of VAR all we want (very enjoyable by the way) but none of these decisions wouldn’t have been overturned anyway, because they weren’t penalties! At best the appeals were vexatious – at worse they would have made Goodison’s finest blush with…. In fact no, that’s a bit far. The first appeal was for handball against Gomez who had his hands by his side. Never a penalty ever, get in the sea for even appealing. Immediately, we break with good work from Jones who received the ball back and put it on a plate for Jota to sidefoot into the corner. Fabianski will probably be disappointed with himself having got his hand to it but he didn’t get enough on it to keep it out. Squawking from West Ham about the fictional handball but it was a lovely finish and I hope it will gives Jones some confidence as he hasn’t played a lot this season. When he moves the ball quickly, he is potentially a very big asset. We did look like we might be in the mood to go on and score again but come the hour, come the changes. On came Mo and Mac Allister, off came the Slotter and Chiesa. Chiesa didn’t do anything right or wrong, it all feels a bit like building up his fitness at the moment. Also, Paqueta and Antonio emerged from the bench for the visitors. Antonio is past his peak but he is a nuisance and West Ham actually made their way back into the game. There was a string of ridiculous penalty appeals as already mentioned, the referee was rightly having none of it. Kelleher made a couple of sharp saves at 2-1, two crucial interventions within a few seconds of each other. Kilman, somehow, missed from six yards and that was your lot. There was another crazy penalty “injustice” that saw that Lopetegui loser get a booking and that was as good as it got for West Ham. Fabianski beat away a piledriver from Gakpo too, making a save he should. Salah was johnny on the spot with a smart, crisp finish from a Bradley cutback that saw a Mac Allister shot blocked. You can’t keep Mo out of the action can you? Even in a routine League Cup home win he is after goals, after records, after accolades. A goalscoring machine. West Ham’s sense of injustice was only added to when Edson Alvarez was sent off for a second yellow for a frankly ridiculous challenge considering he was on a booking. Absolutely bonkers tackle and off he went. What I liked after this was our pursuit for more goals. I am all for more control in games but this was an opportunity to fill our boots and we did. We got Morton on the field (and he has filled out since his last Anfield appearance) and Robertson came on for Tsimikas. It would have been easy for us to just knock the ball around given the situation but no, we wanted more and we got more. Gakpo was rewarded for his excellent recent form with a late double, firstly firing home from outside the box with a low shot to Fabianski’s right. Even after that, we pushed forward and I fancied we might score another. Gakpo duly obliged with a deflected drive, spinning the ball away from Fabianski to his left. This more aggressive, more direct, more assertive Cody Gakpo is proving to be a massive asset. More of the same, please. So, a comprehensive and comfortable win. Our grip on the Rumbelows Cup is safe for now but away to Brighton is a massive task for us given our recent record there. However, if we turn up in the kind of mood we were for big chunks of that second half then Brighton will struggle to contain us. I usually resent all Premier League ties, especially when Man City usually draw the ghost of Rushton and Diamonds in the knockout competitions. But a trip to the AMEX will actually be a good test for us, the squad and help us to continue to assess where we are at in this transformative season. Great stuff all round, and I am sure Lopetegui will be along in a minute to remonstrate with my Star Man award. The bell. Who is that Star Man? You might know already if you read the top banner, but if not then I'll reveal it here. It could easily have been Jota for his two goals, I thought Endo played well, Jones was classy and skilful. But my shout here is Gakpo. He was lively throughout and looks a million percent more of a player than he did last season. Team: Kelleher; Bradley, Quansah, Gomez, Tsimikas (Robertson); Endo (Morton), Jones; Chiesa (Salah), Jota (Mac Allister), Nunez, Gakpo: View full article
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  16. Monday Sep 30: Had the radio on today in the car and understandably it was dominated by how fucking shit United are. It’s not a new thing, they’ve been shit for ages, but it’s still always going to be big for media outlets as its basically gold for them. United being shit is great for business as not only are they getting angry United fans listening and calling in, you’re also getting fans of everyone else loving the fact that United are shit and their fans are angry. This was hilarious because Jim White was doing his usual overly dramatic schtick. Callers are ringing in blaming Ten Hag, the Glazers, ‘Sir Jim’ and Ineos etc and then here comes Martin Keown out of nowhere with this absolute belter: “I look at Ruud Van Nistelrooy and wonder what he is doing. Is he helping his manager or trying to take his job”. Seriously, that’s so fucking good. Absolute next level pettiness and world class grudge holding and I’m right here for it. Too many old football feuds have been resolved and everyone is just too friendly these days. Keane and Vieira, Neville and Carra, Keane and Schmeichel… then you’ve got Keown putting the blame on Van Nistelrooy for the complete mess United are in. He’s only been there a few months! I love that, all these years later and Keown still won’t let the beef go. Good for him I say. I thought this was interesting from Virgil on Konate’s fitness today: “He is a fantastic player who still can be better. As you saw, he is important with the goal, he is defensively solid, a bit unlucky with the goal we conceded, but obviously the qualities he has are outstanding in my opinion. He is learning, growing, getting better and looking after himself much better in order to be ready every three days as that's what asked.” Looking after himself much better? What does that mean I wonder? More gym work? Better diet? I was under the impression that this kind of thing was no longer left to the players and they just did and ate what they are told. It’s interesting though as Ibou is playing twice a week now whereas Klopp never really had that luxury. Not good news for Quansah though.
    15 points
  17. We have conceded two goal in the league. Let me repeat that, we have conceded just two goals in the league after seven games. Yet people find reasons to complain, live in the moment, learn to love it.
    15 points
  18. There were a lot of reasons I was pissed off about us losing at home to Forest, and while most of them are related to us and the potentially huge implications a result like that could have on our season, I’ll be honest and admit that a big part of why I was pissed off is that it stopped me from enjoying what happened to Everton. Even now, days later, I’m not getting any joy from what happened to them at Villa. Thankfully we’ve both played since then, and while we were winning in the San Siro they were being knocked out of the League Cup by Southampton. We haven’t even entered that competition yet and they’re already out. Ashley Old missed the decisive pen, after a fan behind the goal yelled out “Come on Ashley Young you idiot” as he began his run up. If that had been my boy Maupay I’d wonder if he missed it deliberately to get his own back. Young is actually a good dead ball specialist and it was a surprisingly shit penalty from him, so maybe he was put off by hearing that from one of their own fans. On the bright side, at least they didn’t go 2-0 up before losing this game. I don’t think anyone expected them to get anything at Villa Park and even the most optimistic of Blues (is there even such a thing anymore?) will have been bracing themselves for another defeat. Then they went 2-0 up quite early. Even then I doubt there will have been too much expectation given what happened to them in their last game. When I saw the scoreline I wondered just what the fuck Villa must have been doing, but as soon as they got a goal back I think we all knew how this was going to end. I don’t think the Blues are as bad as their current record suggests though. Obviously they’re bad, but they were bad last season and still picked up plenty of points and I expect they’ll do the same again. They went 2-0 up against Bournemouth and it should have been a lot more, and they went 2-0 up at Villa which is not an easy thing to do. Of course they shit the bed both times, but the point is if they were THAT terrible they wouldn’t have got themselves into those positions in the first place. McNeil fired them ahead against Villa and it was all his own work. He robbed his former team-mate Onana and then drove forward and beat Martinez with a low shot across goal. It’s good from McNeil but it’s shite from Onana and it’s not great from Martinez either. Credit to McNeil for his awareness though, he played with Onana long enough to know he’s just a big donkey who is much better without the ball than with it, and so he closed him down quickly and got his reward. I’ve taken the piss out of McNeil for years in these round ups and I stand by every word of it. What I will say is that other than Branthwaite and Pickford, he might be Everton’s best player. That says more about the rest of them than it does him, as he’s barely Premier League standard. Calvert-Lewin got the second and I probably should have included him in the list of players better than McNeil, as he’s a good player. He’s just easy to forget because he misses two thirds of every season due to being a crock. If he wasn’t a crock he wouldn’t still be there though. Olly Watkins finally remembered where the goal is and headed Villa back into it when he rose above the hapless Michael Keane. Everton fans have been hating on Keane for years but he still seems to find his way onto the pitch every week. When the world ends it’ll just be him and the cockroaches. The funny thing is, the way Evertonians feel about Michael Keane is the way everyone else feels about Everton. Both turds that just won’t flush. The Blues should have restored their two goal cushion when Calvert-Lewin ran clear but took an absolute age to make his mind up and was robbed by Konsa. That miss basically killed Everton as soon after Watkins bagged his second when he tapped in after a mistake by Harrison. They blamed Keane for that one too. Presumably his presence on the pitch caused Harrison to fuck up. Watkins missed a sitter as Villa piled on the pressure but super sub Jhon Duran thumped one past Pickford from 30 yards to win it, although Calvert-Lewin had another great chance to equalise and rattled the underside of the bar to ensure the Blues remain bottom. The pressure is building on Dyche, especially after their midweek cup exit, but I’ll keep saying this - they’re fucking mental if they sack him. I wouldn’t blame him if he walked though, why would you want to deal with the abuse and ridicule. One of them called him a “Scotch egg twat” this week, which while uncannily accurate and funny as fuck, seems a bit ungrateful towards a man who has kept them up two years in a row when the odds were well and truly against it.
    14 points
  19. Liverpool. AC Milan. Istanbul. Steven Gerrard geeing up the crowd. Penalties. Wobbly legs. Athens. Inzhagi. Not starting Crouch. Clive Tyldesley. Nat Phillips taking 6 players back to Argos in the San Siro. These all go hand in hand in hand when you think about Liverpool and AC Milan. Or at least, they do to me. It’s a real game of football. No oil cheats, just two legitimate European heavyweights slugging it out in one of the world’s most recognisable stadiums. Well, this wasn’t so much of a slugfest as a routine second-round knockout. To stick with the boxing (which I hate) analogy, Milan landed the first punch as well. Last night was a very good European away performance – apart from the first ten minutes when we were groggy from the punch we got on Saturday. I have no idea what we were playing at against Forest but we continued that dreadful lethargy into this game. The Chaaaaaaaaaaaaampions League anthem had barely stopped echoing around the San Siro when we had our warning – a break down the left halted by van Dijk being in the right place at the right time as well as the offside flag. But did we heed it? Did we balls – we were behind inside of 4 minutes as the entirety of the defence went walkies and Pulisic had the freedom of the city to shoot across Alisson into the bottom corner. Great finish, but could we have given him any more space? It’s difficult to compute exactly what was going on because we were totally exposed. Pulisic is one of these players who has a habit of always scoring against us. A Sean Bartlett. An O’Neil Donaldson. At least there is a crumb of comfort in the fact he is a pretty good player, indeed if his body wasn’t made of water biscuits, he could be more than that. A lot of ex-Chelsea lads have rocked up on the red and black side of Milan actually, haven’t they? After the goal went in there was a long delay as Milan’s keeper Maignon received what felt like his first of 18 stints of injury treatment. This allowed us to have a reset and regain focus. It was still all a bit ragged for about ten minutes and then once we settled down, we took an iron grip and turned in a very good European away performance. Slot obviously likes this midfield three as they started together yet again and it was they who turned the tide, winning the ball back quickly and efficiently and keeping it well. Gravenberch is a player reborn. He was everywhere again but more on him later. Mo Salah is obviously European (and elsewhere) goalscoring royalty and he was unlucky to not add to his tally, having a personal dual with the crossbar in that first half. We took an absolutely crushing hold on the game. There was no way out for Milan, they were unable to get any kind of foothold in the game whatsoever. It’s only when you look back at the chances we had that you realise how dominant that first half was. Mo hit the bar twice, we scored two goals and Jota had that great chance that he inexplicably poked wide. It goes to show that we are a very good team and the gulf between Serie A and the Premier League is huge - as it should be with the money swilling around in our league. Milan are simply not used to Hurricane Liverpool rocking up in town, pressing them to death and forcing them to kick the ball long or into touch and we overwhelmed them with wave after wave of attack. For all our possession and good play, the equaliser was from a free kick. I have visions of Calabria still arguing to his wife today that he didn’t foul Gakpo. He did – he wiped him out in fact. Regulation free kick, regulation yellow card. Great ball whipped in by Trent, Konate rising highest for an easy header and his first goal in 2 and a half years. It always feels like he should score more goals than he does because he is a presence in the box. He couldn’t miss this one though – huge questions of Milan’s defending and more on that to come. Speaking of Gakpo, he had his best game for the club so far here I thought. He looks like he has had Slot in his ear over the summer and it has given him a huge boost. He is more direct, he is more confident and above all, more aggressive. You always get the feeling from Gakpo like when you order from this new Chinese people have been banging on about. What you ordered was alright but you just were left wanting a bit more and can’t really see what the hype is about. Not at the moment – Gakpo is in great form and long may it continue. We should have quickly gone in front but Jota contrived to poke it wide. A real head scratcher from someone who is usually so clinical. However, as we often joke about, he had one of those days where he didn’t resemble a footballer. He was simply not very good on this occasion. With Milan now scrambling to contain us, we really went after them. Mo hit the bar again and it felt like us going in front was inevitable. When it happened, it was another set piece. You usually associate Italian teams with being solid defensively but the marking for van Dijk’s goal was terrible. Virgil escaping their attentions was so easy, he literally walked free to nod home Tsimikas’ corner. To go in front at half time was no more than we deserved. The second half would go on to be a quieter affair – we were much the better team but asserted this much vaunted “control” that we have read that Slot likes so much. The reality is we were very comfortable. I was worried the game was going to last until the early hours after Maignon eventually decided to come off after he was caught by Jota’s follow through when the striker had a good chance to score but hit it straight at the keeper. It was a good save don’t get me wrong. After he stopped doing his Fabrizio Ravanelli impression, Milan brought on an actual child in his place. The goalkeeper was a young nipper, make no mistake. With that being said, we barely tested him. The third and decisive goal came after 67 minutes as Gakpo was played in by Szoboslai, who continued his run to shin in from the Dutchman’s left wing cross. It was a perfect time to score as it killed the game off as a contest. I don’t think Szoboslai is playing particularly well and tonight was no different, but he did well for the goal as he found room in the middle to play Gakpo in and got forward in support. I still want more from him personally as he has not hit the high standards he hit in the first 3 months last season but this was more like it. The game petered out at that moment. Off came Jota (who had a stinker, let’s be honest) and Gakpo, who was great and on came Nunez and Diaz respectively. We took our foot off the gas considerably and I am ok with that. Milan threatened very little though they did make a break down the left and looked like they would get a shot away only for Gravenberch to get back in and nick the ball behind for a corner. There have been a lot of questions about Gravenberch in light of the pursuit for Zubamendi et al, but for me he has that “6” shirt now. He has played very well this season and his game has clearly developed over the summer. He is nicking the ball back, using it well and going past people. We might have botched the Zubamendi deal but maybe it can SAVE FSG MILLIONS ™ and we actually have the 6 that we needed all along. There was no doubt at all that Gravenberch was very talented, we just needed to find what fits him. Klopp couldn’t do it consistently – maybe Slot has? The last ten minutes fizzled out and the referee only added 6 minutes despite Maignon’s best attempts. Milan took their supposed main man off. I know his record is good, but has any one actually seen Alvaro Morata have a good game? It feels to me like it’s something I am yet to see. He was anonymous tonight. We even got Chiesa on for all of three minutes which was a shame as I’d liked him to have had 10-15 minutes but at least he’s got that first appearance out of the way. Endo also came on and - protecting his gimmick - gave the ball away and fouled someone in quick succession despite having just three minutes in which to do so. There was still time for Alisson to push a Rafa Leao shot onto the post in the 96th minute. A really sharp save given he had nothing to do more or less since the tenth minute. And with that, the end and a very comprehensive win on the road for the Reds. If Slot failed his first big test on Saturday, he passed another in the San Siro on a pretty big stage. Falling behind in the midst of a terrible start to the game would have set nerves jangling, I know it did mine. But we recovered expertly to dispatch Milan with relative ease. No comebacks, dramas or Cruyff turns here. Just an easy win. Difficult to choose between Gravenberch and Gakpo for the star man but I think Gravenberch shades it – he is doing really well at the moment and long may it continue. Team: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold (Gomez), Konate, Van Dijk, Tsimikas; Gravenberch (Endo), Mac Allister, Szoboszlai; Salah (Chiesa), Jota (Nunez), Gakpo (Diaz):
    14 points
  20. Everton out of a competition we’ve not started in yet
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  21. Brentford and Thomas Frank, take a bow.
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  22. Part of the reason teams are 10th, 11th 12th and 13th is because they have lost to us.
    13 points
  23. A moment in history tonight and something that will be brought up in pub quiz nights in the future Who was the last Everton player to kick a ball in the league cup at Goodison, and why is it significant? Ashley Young, missing a penalty to ensure Everton will never have won the league cup whilst playing at Goodison despite having 64 attempts
    13 points
  24. I'm in Birmingham this morning, sadly. Chris' Cafe in Digbeth provided me with this, £9.50. Not much to complain about here other than going a bit overboard on the beans.
    13 points
  25. Only six years later for another bash, being a parent really fucks with your spare time
    12 points
  26. What a fucking boss kid Harry is. Saying "don't make it easy" to the keeper was great. They picked the right player for that too, Curtis is brilliant at this stuff and just seems like a lovely lad.
    12 points
  27. We’re just north of Brighton in the South Downs
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  28. Not the most interesting of weekends really. It almost was, as at one point both City and Arsenal were losing, but we all knew how those movies were going to end. I didn’t get my hopes up even for a second. That being said, City should have lost at home to Fulham, who apparently gave them all they could handle. The reason City didn’t lose was because Adama Traore missed three one v ones. I fast forwarded through the MOTD highlights of this because, well you know, fuck Man City, but I did see the analysis from Shearer which focused mostly on all the chances Fulham created and missed. Mostly, but not exclusively, Traore. It’s easy to get pissed off about him but it goes with the territory, this is what he’s done his entire career and he’s pushing 30 now so its not going to change. Bottom line, if he could finish those chances he wouldn’t be playing for Fulham, he’d be at Real Madrid. Because other than end product he’s fucking incredible. He gave Walker a five yard start and absolutely fucking rinsed him. I suspect it’s because Walker is finally starting to slow down a bit, but it was still eye opening seeing what Traore did to him. I love that because you know it will absolutely haunt Walker as that’s the one thing he’s always been able to hang his hat on, and now that air of invincibility to speed has gone. As I say though, I never got my hopes up when I heard that Fulham were leading and it was even less so when I heard Southampton had gone ahead at Arsenal. Fulham did have an outside chance of extending their lead and then maybe holding on, but Southampton scored way too early and were always going to get rolled over because they're terrible. They took the lead through Archer and it wasn’t completely against the run of play either as they’d gone close just before. Then they got caught trying to play out and Havertz lashed in the equaliser. I’m saying nothing as I’m boring myself with this shit. It’s Burnley all over again and I’m doing another whole season of pointing out their stupidity. Martinelli tapped in to make it 2-1 but Dibling saw a shot deflected onto the post by Raya. He looks really good that kid. Southampton hit the bar from the resulting corner too, but then more kamikaze play by Southampton in their own box presented Saka with the third.
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  29. Saturday lunchtime kick-off after a midweek European game is par for the course with us. Selhurst Park is one of those grounds that makes for difficult television viewing when there's an early kick-off or when the sun's out, because the relatively low camera angle in a stand that is positioned north east puts the afternoon sun directly into the camera. This fixture was an early kick-off last year too, and that one was settled by Harvey deep into stoppage time. The game represents a chance for us to cement top spot in the table going into the international break, and up to now we've been getting results even though we have had spells where things are not quite clicking. Palace got a new manager bounce last season whe Oliver Glassner came in, and were one of the league's in-form sides in the run-in. The very first game of that run-in was the one at Anfield. Eze, Wharton and Mateta in particular have thrived under the new manager even though Palace currently find themselves in the bottom 3. They lost key players Michael Olise and Joachim Andersen to Bayern and Fulham respectively in the summer, and even Jordan Ayew finally left, moving to Leicester. It seemed as though he'd been playing every game for them for the last decade, regardless of form. Marseille winger Ismaila Sarr has joined them (he'd been linked with us in the past but has always been inconsistent), as has defender Maxence Lacroix from Wolfsburg, another player previously linked with us. Eddie Nketiah was signed off Arsenal's bench for big money, and Trevoh (I always wonder if that was a typo on his birth certificate) Chalobah has arrived on loan from Chelsea. I mentioned Ayew before, but Palace's squad in general seemed to give off an air of staleness as it barely seemed to change for years under Hodgson. Maybe the air of staleness was coming off the old boss himself. Anyway, they've freshened up the squad and maybe Glassner is yet to find cohesion as a result. He can wait even longer to find it. For us, we need to continue being a tough nut to crack and coming away with wins. We've been very consistent with results but performances have occasionally wavered, so I guess Slot's process is still one not yet fully established. Harvey is definitely still out, and Fede missed the Bologna game so is maybe another doubt. Other than that, I've not heard of any other potential absentees for this game. Slot hasn't really wavered in his team selections to date so you would think it would be more of the same, even though a couple of players look like they need a breather. Sharpening up in all facets is most welcome. How have our previous managers got on in their first away fixture against Palace? Souness...23/03/1993...Palace 1-1 Liverpool (Rush) Evans...20/08/1994...Palace 1-6 Liverpool (Molby pen, McManaman 2, Fowler, Rush 2) Houllier...N/A Benitez...23/04/2005...Palace 1-0 Liverpool Hodgson...N/A Dalglish...N/A Rodgers...05/05/2014...Palace 3-3 Liverpool (Allen, Delaney og, Suarez) Klopp...06/03/2016...Palace 1-2 Liverpool (Firmino, Benteke pen) I don't ask for much. Maximum motivation, control, application, attitude and concentration from minute one. 3 points please. Get it done!
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  30. VID-20231219-WA0028.mp4.220c08e94eac3270f3c079f415b69cb2.mp4
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  31. I have lots of opinions on Mo Salah, but sometimes, I just let the data do the talking. For example: I think this speaks for itself. But how does he maintain such fitness? Well: And I hear people saying he's not as strong on his right side. I'm not sure that's true: There's also the question of his pace slowing with age. I think this is marginal at best, and is up for debate: So, we need to look at his partnerships through the seasons, and who he connected with best: And as for the influence of a new manager: I even hear people question his speed over short, median and equalescent standardised quartiles: See for yourself. It's clear he has a few good years left in him:
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  32. Our first home match of the revamped Champions League see us take on a side we know very little about. Bologna were once one of the leading lights in Serie A, and last won the championship in 1964. Since then, they've flitted between mid-table in the top flight and several spells outside. Last season was their finest season in years as they finished 5th, ahead of the two Rome clubs no less. They are looking to renovate their picturesque Stadio Renato Dall'Ara so the income boost provided by a minimum of 8 Champions League games is a real bonus. As is generally the case with Italian clubs, such developments will heavily involve the local municipality having to foot (most of) the bill, which leads to endless talks and red tape. Juventus built a new stadium, and both Atalanta and Udinese have significantly redeveloped their stadiums, but Serie A stadiums are otherwise extremely dated. Even the big cathedrals like the San Siro, the Olimpico and the San Paolo (now named Diego Armando Maradona) are very much lipstick on a pig. They've had a very patchy season so far. Having lost highly-rated coach Thiago Motta to Juventus, and having sold key players Calafiori and Zirkzee to Arsenal and United respectively, they've had to do a rebuild. They've also been without captain Lewis Ferguson, whose knee injury back in April kept him out of Scotland's Euro 2024 squad. They've signed Swiss midfielder Freuler permanently from Forest (who knows Serie A well from his time at Atalanta), and brought in Dutch striker Dallinga from Toulouse. We know all about him as he proved to be a real pest for us in last season's Europa League group stage. Bologna started their Champions League adventure with a goalless draw at home to Shakhtar Donetsk. For us, we have 3 points on the board after the opening win in Milan, so this is a chance to give ourselves a real footing in the table prior to our next four games against Bundesliga and La Liga sides. Harvey will still be unavailable, and Robbo will be assessed having come off with a knock late on in the win at Wolves. I would expect that Slot will go with a similar line-up to the one that faced West Ham in the League Cup. Whatever the side that is put out, it badly needs to ditch the inkling of complacency and poor concentration that characterised the performance at Wolves. We also mustn't take Bologna for granted, as even though new coach Vincenzo Italiano doesn't have the settled system and experience of Gian Piero Gasperini at Atalanta, he has shown that he can get results in Europe with a mid-table outfit. Italiano was Fiorentina coach for the previous 3 seasons and they were Conference League runners-up twice. How have our previous managers got on in their first game against Bologna? Well, for both Slot and the club this will be a first as we've never played against Bologna before, not even in a friendly. I don't ask for much. Maximum motivation, control, application, attitude and concentration from minute one. 3 points please. Get it done!
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  33. My wife an I have been through the adoption process twice and we adopted a little girl who was 3 and a boy who was 18 months old. They are both 20 and 15 years old now and we have been through a lot of ups and downs with them but not really any more so than you would with a biological child. It is the most rewarding thing we have ever done and hopefully we have made a positive difference to their lives and given them a stable and happy childhood. Once our two children leave home we are looking to foster as there are so many children out there who need help so if anyone is thinking about adoption I would advise you to do it. If anyone wants to know more about adoption then send me a PM and I will be happy to have a chat about it.
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  34. This is the United I remember as a kid. A cup team in Adidas kits spending big on new signings every year yet generally abject in the league. Ten Hag does not have a plan for how to coach them to dominate the ball and break teams down. It's all counter-attack at pace, a great deal of spawn and a helping hand from Howard Webb's minions. Do not change a thing Jim Brexit.
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  35. One of the games that's stuck with me from a long time ago was the last home game of the promotion season. There was nothing on the game, we were already promoted as champions but the presentation of the trophy and the medals was to take place and we wanted to preserve our unbeaten at home record for the season. With 2 minutes to go we were losing 1-0 to Charlton when Alan A'Court shot and the keeper pushed it out to Sir Roger who netted the equaliser. A minute later the Saint found A'Court who found the net and the day had been memorably saved. I can still remember looking from the Boy's Pen into the Kop and the unbridled scenes of joy. The first of many late shows I was to witness over the years.
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  36. VID-20231219-WA0028.mp4.220c08e94eac3270f3c079f415b69cb2.mp4
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  37. Dave dont care about diaries, Dave dont care about fans, the Liverpool Way, its in the wrong hands!
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  38. Yes, it is I, Le Clerc, or at least Dan Thomas, with your match report of the 5-1 swatting of West Ham. That ended up being a load of fun, didn’t it? After 20 minutes and being 1-0 down to a Keystone Kops own goal, it didn’t look like it would be a lot of fun at all. The much changed Reds however roared back in style to complete a 5-1 rout of West Ham, the same result as last season when we went on the lift the Coca Cola/Carling/Capital One/Carabao Cup. A good omen? How is the Pope feeling these days…? We made a lot of changes for this game as we all expected. Arne Slot has been quite rigid with his team selection so far but this was always going to be a game for the Konates of the world to sit out as we balance a pretty heavy calendar over the next three weeks before another accursed jabroni international break. The good thing about making changes for us, is that our squad is so good that we can immediately put out a team that can and will beat most teams even when we make significant changes. It comes to something when the likes of Conor Bradley, Jarrel Quansah, Endo and Curtis Jones have barely featured this season. There was a bit of rust from some which is totally understandable given the lack of football. In years gone by I have viewed the Coca Cola/Carling/Capital One/Carabao Cup as a massive inconvenience, extra games where we don’t need them. It would be easy to have that outlook this season in particular, given the absolute over-saturation of the Champions League and the extra games that brings. However, this competition is a great chance to get the kids their game time and make sure our squad players or players who aren’t currently in the first team get their football. Jurgen took this competition very seriously in his last three or four years and it looks like Slot is going to look to maintain that momentum. The first twenty minutes was a nothing event, we started off reasonably well and controlled the ball but created nothing of note bar a few set pieces. Kostas does throw a lovely ball in but West Ham stood firm. The direction of the game then actually changed, with West Ham really on the front foot without creating much. Danny Ings did have the ball in the net but it failed the eye test immediately and as it turns out he had just gone too soon. I like Danny Ings. It’s so easy to forget he played for us sometimes. He would have been a good signing had he not got injured the way he did I reckon. We still made a tidy profit from him as well. We didn’t heed this warning however, as we were behind not long after. And it was about as scruffy as it gets. We failed to clear a corner either first or second phase, the ball pinged around and Endo was frankly unlucky as his attempt to clear the ball out wide hit Quansah on the shin and dribbled into the net in front of the Kop. It looked comical and inept and that would be fair – but it was unlucky. Endo did well to get in there and I think he's trying to put it out for a throw in near the corner flag. But ho hum. The annoying habit of falling behind that is endemic in the last two years continues then. It was all a bit disjointed but that goal actually sparked us into life. We were level inside of five minutes. Some lovely tight passing down the left saw Jota thread the ball through to free up Gakpo. He drove into the box and lofted it back post to Chiesa, who hit his shot into the floor. However, as Jota does, he got on his bike and was on the right end of the bobble, showing good awareness and movement to get on the end of Chiesa’s effort and nod it past Fabianski. 1-1 and game on, Jota signalling the intent by going to get the ball from the net. Let’s skip to the second half – ultimately it was quite eventful, which the rest of the first half was not. Apparently Lopetegui hurt his calf in one of his several hissy fits with the referee in the second half. West Ham’s string of penalty appeals in the second half verged from ridiculous to Evertonian. We can cite the absence of VAR all we want (very enjoyable by the way) but none of these decisions wouldn’t have been overturned anyway, because they weren’t penalties! At best the appeals were vexatious – at worse they would have made Goodison’s finest blush with…. In fact no, that’s a bit far. The first appeal was for handball against Gomez who had his hands by his side. Never a penalty ever, get in the sea for even appealing. Immediately, we break with good work from Jones who received the ball back and put it on a plate for Jota to sidefoot into the corner. Fabianski will probably be disappointed with himself having got his hand to it but he didn’t get enough on it to keep it out. Squawking from West Ham about the fictional handball but it was a lovely finish and I hope it will gives Jones some confidence as he hasn’t played a lot this season. When he moves the ball quickly, he is potentially a very big asset. We did look like we might be in the mood to go on and score again but come the hour, come the changes. On came Mo and Mac Allister, off came the Slotter and Chiesa. Chiesa didn’t do anything right or wrong, it all feels a bit like building up his fitness at the moment. Also, Paqueta and Antonio emerged from the bench for the visitors. Antonio is past his peak but he is a nuisance and West Ham actually made their way back into the game. There was a string of ridiculous penalty appeals as already mentioned, the referee was rightly having none of it. Kelleher made a couple of sharp saves at 2-1, two crucial interventions within a few seconds of each other. Kilman, somehow, missed from six yards and that was your lot. There was another crazy penalty “injustice” that saw that Lopetegui loser get a booking and that was as good as it got for West Ham. Fabianski beat away a piledriver from Gakpo too, making a save he should. Salah was johnny on the spot with a smart, crisp finish from a Bradley cutback that saw a Mac Allister shot blocked. You can’t keep Mo out of the action can you? Even in a routine League Cup home win he is after goals, after records, after accolades. A goalscoring machine. West Ham’s sense of injustice was only added to when Edson Alvarez was sent off for a second yellow for a frankly ridiculous challenge considering he was on a booking. Absolutely bonkers tackle and off he went. What I liked after this was our pursuit for more goals. I am all for more control in games but this was an opportunity to fill our boots and we did. We got Morton on the field (and he has filled out since his last Anfield appearance) and Robertson came on for Tsimikas. It would have been easy for us to just knock the ball around given the situation but no, we wanted more and we got more. Gakpo was rewarded for his excellent recent form with a late double, firstly firing home from outside the box with a low shot to Fabianski’s right. Even after that, we pushed forward and I fancied we might score another. Gakpo duly obliged with a deflected drive, spinning the ball away from Fabianski to his left. This more aggressive, more direct, more assertive Cody Gakpo is proving to be a massive asset. More of the same, please. So, a comprehensive and comfortable win. Our grip on the Rumbelows Cup is safe for now but away to Brighton is a massive task for us given our recent record there. However, if we turn up in the kind of mood we were for big chunks of that second half then Brighton will struggle to contain us. I usually resent all Premier League ties, especially when Man City usually draw the ghost of Rushton and Diamonds in the knockout competitions. But a trip to the AMEX will actually be a good test for us, the squad and help us to continue to assess where we are at in this transformative season. Great stuff all round, and I am sure Lopetegui will be along in a minute to remonstrate with my Star Man award. The bell. Who is that Star Man? You might know already if you read the top banner, but if not then I'll reveal it here. It could easily have been Jota for his two goals, I thought Endo played well, Jones was classy and skilful. But my shout here is Gakpo. He was lively throughout and looks a million percent more of a player than he did last season. Team: Kelleher; Bradley, Quansah, Gomez, Tsimikas (Robertson); Endo (Morton), Jones; Chiesa (Salah), Jota (Mac Allister), Nunez, Gakpo:
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  39. I just want everyone who isn't us to be unhappy.
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  40. My Grandson is 1 on Sunday and on Saturday we are going up with his presents and he will be getting his first LFC kit from us. Make it a doubly happy occasion please Reds.
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  41. The club and Nivea really handle these things brilliantly - fair play to Curtis.
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  42. The start of a pretty hectic schedule as the league calendar resumes and both the League Cup and Champions League get under way for us. This one is in that rare Saturday 3:00pm slot. I know little about how Forest are getting on this season. They have Nuno Holy Spirit in the dugout and have again been busy in the transfer market. Not sure who they've signed other than Ward-Prowse on loan from West Ham, and Elliot Anderson in one of those PSR-scamming deals for a ridiculous fee that is amortised over the player's contract while the selling club (Newcastle) books the full fee as profit. Chelsea, Villa, Newcastle, Leicester and Forest were all at it this summer. It's ridiculous how early in the season the international schedule starts up again, because all it does it halt momentum and bring the possibility of players picking up a knock. Harvey fractured a foot while away with the U21s, and Macca was apparently nursing an issue while away with Argentina. Curtis resumed training over the international break so he could be available again for the weekend. Fede might be available for his debut. Whatever the personnel available, we need to continue to build on Slot's promising stat at the helm, as the games will be coming thick and fast up to the next international break. How have our previous managers got on in their first home game in this fixture? It's not a long list mainly due to Forest being out of the top flight for over 2 decades, plus a couple of spells away in the Premier League's first decade. Souness...06/02/1993...Liverpool 0-0 Forest Evans...01/11/1994...Liverpool 0-0 Forest (Fowler) Houllier...N/A Benitez...N/A Hodgson...N/A Dalglish...N/A Rodgers...N/A Klopp...03/04/2023...Liverpool 3-2 Forest (Jota 2, Salah) I don't ask for much. Maximum motivation, control, application, attitude and concentration from minute one. 3 points please. Get it done!
    11 points
  43. An exciting Sat afternoon and early evening as both Merseyside teams aim to maintain their respective 100% starts.
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