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Once got into the nip and had a shit on my father in-laws kitchen floor.

Richarlison would be quality in our side. He would be 1st choice sub ahead of Shaq. He's a good player playing in a shit team.

I'd love to know the management's real thoughts on that. It could well be that he was correct to charge in, if he won it we were 5 on 2 high up the pitch. Personally I thought it was a big big error from Henderson.

Delighted to see that handball on MOTD. Glad we conceded the 3rd to make the the handball even more decisive.

And Benteke

If every games like that I'm out. Leicester will have the same game plan albeit with a different type of threat. Been saying for 2 years we need to sign Zaha. He scares the shit out of entire teams, he's the only the player in the league outside the big 6 that a game plan is designed for. Put him in a proper side and he would wear it up.

Salah is in the league 18 months, Hazard goes on annual leave for a year at a time and Eriksen is a joke of a suggestion.

I think you should try. A couple of players that have been consistently better than him over the last 5 years would be a good place to start.

I hate Leeds but I'd prefer to have them around than play any of the meh teams between 7th and 16th.

If you don't rate David Silva you're not fit to ever speak about football again. Back on topic only Downing ever really got under my skin. Even to this day I'll see him on sky playing for Middlesbrough in a nothing match from 10 years ago in the championship and my mood will change. The likes of Owen, Diouf, Cole and Rudduck, a lot of the hate for them came after they left. But Downing and his susshing the kop still ranks number 1 as the most angry a gutless cunt has ever made me while wearing the red shirt.

Fintan O'Toole on Brexit "It simply could not survive contact with reality. It died the moment it became real"

Another player tied to a long term contract that takes them well past their peak. Steve0 was right, it's all falling apart.

She has a chip and a chair and a suicide vest. She knows she has no outs, She has no options and hasn't since day 1. I don't for one second think she would go through with a no deal but equally she can't remove it, an unwired suicide vest is not a suicide vest at all. She is waiting for someone else to come along that she can blame. She will probably get someone too. If Labour call for a 2nd referendum it's on them, " I done my best, I was as difficult as I said I would be, refused to budge from my red lines but Labour won't give the 17m people what they voted for. I invited them to talk, they wouldn't, Its all their fault". Another option is the likes of Nissan, Landrover and Ford announcing 50000 job cuts if it's a no deal, that or some other massive industry making a huge threat would be enough to cancel it until they can come to another arrangement in 5 or 10 years.

Yeah and 2 months later Labour sign the document that destroys the country, the Tories stroll back in at the next opportunity and have this stick to beat them with for ever and a day.

What does a GE achieve? The deal being offered by the EU won't change in any fundamental way, a few aesthetically pleasing amendments here and there but that's it. The border with the EU won't have gone away and either will there red lines. If Labour win the deal they agree will lose in parliament because it won't get universal support within it's own party never mind across the board. All it achieves is more time used up and still no further down the line.