It’s maddening how we consistently play so badly there, our players touch goes to shit, people taking two or three two many touches, lofted shite aimless balls. Our front 3 have been consistently brutal there. We have nothing to fear here, they’re absolutely hopeless and it absolutely turmoil. Need front 3 to deliver here and ensure Trent and Robbo see as much as ball as possible and we’ll beat these. If we can score in first 30 I expect us to win comfortably, they will implode. 

I want Zonko to give us a bulletin on masturbatability.

Hedge porn FTW.

I feel like I've found this thread in a hedge near ours in 1994