In terms of games played and goals scored, Drunken's (12?) years with Everton is comparable to Heskey's (3?) years with us.   In terms of trophies, there is no comparison.    One of these men is considered a legend; the other is widely derided.

For me Gerrard and Alonso would obviously be in from the 08/09 team. Torres as well, at least the peak version of him, which I believe was still there on quite a few occasions that season.   No one else even close in my book, even though Reina was a brilliant keeper back then.

That's one of those stories where I suspect we're not getting the whole truth. He was sacked for gross misconduct and breach of the social media policy; the way he tells it, the Billy Connolly clip is all there is to it. Maybe he's telling the truth; after all, ASDA are cunts. Or maybe this is spreading as yet another bullshit "political correctness gone mad" story, just like a million previous bullshit ones. I don't know.  I'm reserving judgement. 

And Gerd Muller.

Rather that spot was cunningly used on an English lad due to that daft fucking quota.