Clem H Fandango

Seriously, are you thinking of becoming female? Cos you sound like one going on and on and on about the same shit.

Yes, otherwise it would feel like your face is being pissed/jizzed on.

Or that people shit in the shower and push it down the plughole with their toes.....so i've heard.

Chebtastic.

Large project at the moment for moi. 3m x 3m lean-to shelter/pergola thing. From the back of the house to the shrubbery and rotary washing line. Idea being that i can keep the motorcycles dry and the washing doesnt have to come in when its raining. Will also be growing about 30 strawberry plants hanging form it. £135 for the wood £33 for the post supports (concreted in) £257 for the massive sheets of twinwall polycarbonate. Even the guy from wickes said this stuff is more durable thatn the shite corrugated plastic that goes brittle within 5 years. So i am in the process of painting all the wood first so i dont have to paint it when its erect (ooeerr) and would need a ladder. Photos to follow in a few weeks.

Don't know who it is , used to be the same now not the same then they were the same again? Which bucket/bin head do i vote for now? don't want to waste my vote by getting it wrong.

Binface ripped off lord buckethead imo. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Buckethead Bucketheads manifestos on YT are amazing.

Hahaha, fair fucks for googling what the surgery entails. Not my cup of tea when it comes to using Google search.

Definitely go. Show us the pics afterwards where you are hog-tied with an apple stuffed in yer mouth and your old eton chums sticking varius implements up yer balloon knot. Then go for a nice meal after.

Defo pepper.