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Sounds like you need a honey badger.

to have and have not. casablanca.

My bad. Where I work, if you're sick you are expected to work from home unless it's really serious.

Just mention that covid has affected your mental wellbeing and you wont come into the office until everyone has had 2 jabs.

I got a sliding compound mitre saw with 300mm slide in lidl for £80. Has a laser line too and has the same power motor as top brands.

Saw joker at the cinema with the missus and we were on the edge of our seats the whole film the first time of watching. Just an assault on our mental wellbeing and we were both speechless for 10 minutes afterwards. Watching it on the tv didnt really have the same effect, but nonetheless captivating.

Colors - 7/10 Bob Hodges: [to his new partner] There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: 'Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows'. The older one says: 'No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all'.

How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/them

We had a competition down here to name the gritting lorries. Winning suggestions included gritter garbo, Walter gritty and gritty mcgritface. My suggestion of Gary gritter didnt go as well as I expected

Maybe bill purchase his albino brother..

Ray bloody purchase would be a great avatar. Decisions decisions.

Noted for future rep.

Contemplating a membership again, might want to commemorate it with a new handle...any suggestions welcome! Clem fandango is quite tempting.

Shit on it!