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Reckoner last won the day on November 14 2019

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  1. Reckoner

    2021 / 22 Season Tickets News

    I think you wait to find out mate, then the tickets get uploaded to your phone.
  2. Emile Heskey is now a mental health nurse in a retirement home. He often volunteers his time to play a game of chess with dementia patients, but plays for blood. When he wins a game he can often be seen running about the corridors and doing his iconic ‘DJ mix’ celebration, rolling back the years, and causing confusion for all concerned.
  3. Reckoner

    Nike deal

    How not using DH gate could save FSG millions this summer, Echo exclusive.
  4. Reckoner

    Euro 2020(21)

    Like a meteor flying past a T-Rex
  5. Reckoner

    Other football - 2020/21

    Almost unwatchable and shouldn’t be tolerated. But enough on the American commentating.
  6. Reckoner

    Jurgen Norbert Klopp

    God, just marry me Jurgen.
  7. Reckoner

    Nike deal

    Ordered that Nike training shirt off DHgate. Just got a letter off fucking border force saying they have seized it and it will be destroyed. Top work in the fight against crime there, Border Force.
  8. Reckoner

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    What is the liverpool waters issue please ? Isn’t the ground part of that?
  9. Reckoner

    Euro 2020(21)

    You train dogs, you educate horses. …or something.
  10. The option I would want would be a lot more seats as I’m not concerned for more modern facilities. FSG would want corporate in there to justify it but that’s the last thing I would want in the fucking kop. Alart from the Albert there isn’t much that wouldn’t look better after being knocked down on that road, in that area. They should get the people who built the Dortmund version on the payroll.
  11. Is there ever a chance we can expand the kop to the size of Dortmunds? Knock down buildings on Walton breck road and divert the road around or even under?
  12. A few things I found out on the recent stadium tour. ( according to the tour guide so not exactly gospel) On safe standing the club will always remain quiet and near the back of the queue on the issue due to the sensitivity of the issue. The grounds men and Klopp are in constant tension about the state of the pitch. The grounds men think it’s the best it’s ever been and are pulling their hair out at the criticism. Klopp is unhappy with it and has demanded it’s torn up each summer. You can probably guess his opinion on the music events held at Anfield. A revolutionary new way of growing grass ( yes, really) has been implemented recently, were artificial grass is placed on the pitch, real grass seeds bind to it and then it grows quicker ( artificial grass then removed). In the dressing room Milner is so ultra professional he complains bitterly about the smallest thing being out of place, as it takes focus off the game. He went mad when a magnetic ring was left on the wall ( for the tourists head set thing) he thinks fans shouldn’t be allowed in the changing rooms. Also he complained the locker doors were an awkward height and the next day they were all changed. He and Hendo are the players spokesmen and what they say has huge influence. The club analyst has his own seat high up, he edits the first half mistakes and good bits and sends it straight to the massive screen in the dressing room for Klopp to show the players at half time. Anyway here’s a pic of a dug up Anfield. They are installing real grass at the sides as it used to be Astro turf but Origi caught his studs on it once and pulled a muscle.
  13. Reckoner

    Euro 2020(21)

    Try Hesgoal, even I can use it. Oh hang on, it’s on peasant TV isn’t it? Just go to the god awful ITV.com
  14. Reckoner

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    I wore it around town, loads of people said ‘like your shirt lad’ and stuff like that. But a white van full of blokes gave me some evils haha. Probably from Wigan.
  15. Reckoner

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Wearing my Maradona Argentina shirt around Liverpool always gets some good responses. Mostly positive, but wound up some England fans with it yesterday. I’m looking at getting the Germany 1990 WC shirt this weekend, just in time for the Euros.