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Reckoner

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Reckoner last won the day on November 14 2019

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About Reckoner

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    Arguing in that blue shite pub where they serve mancs free sambos
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    pointing at dogs

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  1. Reckoner

    Other Football 2021/22

    I think that’s more because he has absolutely no interest in football, no?
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    Paris

    Every post you make leaves me feeling empty and be sick in my mouth a bit
  3. Reckoner

    Man City - the new bitters?

    It’s boss, nobody gives a fuck they won the title. It was quite low down the independent sport section by 9pm last night. I just hope even more that we win on Saturday as the wall to wall coverage will no doubt infuriate them.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    From the Daily Mash PITCH invaders at football games have discovered that the pitch is no more than a large grassed oblong with white lines painted on it. Supporters who have finally overcome their inhibitions and run onto the field of play have reported that it is basically kind of like the bowling green at your local park, but bigger. Man City fan Oli O’Connor said: “I was so excited when my team won the league, in accordance with all predictions since August last year, I thought I’d treat myself to finding out what the pitch is really like. My heart was in my mouth as I leapt the barrier onto the hallowed turf, only to find it’s basically turf. Turf, like you’d buy from a garden centre. “I wandered around a bit, wondering if I’d missed the special spots that make this an incredible playground for millionaire superstars, but if anything it felt more ordinary the longer I was on there. “It’s almost as if there’s not anything intrinsically magical about football and it’s all just me projecting my frustrated hopes and dreams onto a sporting entity that’s f**k all to do with them. He added: “We broke the crossbar anyway, making the goal smaller so next season it’ll be harder for other teams to score against us. Until we change ends at half-time.”
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    Mohamed Salah

    I could see him asking at the end if his daughters goals count towards it?
  6. Why is he taking so long to shoot?! is Rushie politically aware? That makes me happy.
  7. Agree with all that mate but that’s a nightmare of a banner
  8. It’s an opportunity for these Brexit flag shaggers to feel relevant for once in their lives before they head back to their dead end shit hole
  9. Papers like the i, the independent and sometimes the Guardian have been pointing it out a while. It’s papers that people actually read such as the mail or other right wing rags that need to start exposing it. Or discussions on Sky sports but there’s complex reasons for why that’s unlikely to happen, easily summed up with the words Murdoch or protecting a brand etc
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    Jurgen Norbert Klopp

    “Wolves will be exactly the same today, I’m sure. Resilient. Organised. Determined. Full of purpose. Full of ambition. Full of quality.” I don’t get it. RODFF??
  11. Reckoner

    Other Football 2021/22

    Answer is yes he can afford that boat, and no you can’t afford that coffee thing, don’t be so decadent
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