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  1. Section_31

    Other Football 2021/22

    Derby these days essentially consists of them being applauded for trying to cripple our players and timewasting, followed by a flurry of Qannon style conspiracy theories about why that somehow didn't result in a win.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Looking at the crowd on the pitch, the vast, vast majority of them look like footage from a Ring doorbell.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Wouldn't be at all surprised if he'd been racially abused.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Points deduction surely.
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    Other Football 2021/22

    Yeah birds don't get disabled kid banter, I tried it a few times on first dates.
  6. Section_31

    Tory Cabinet Thread

    The met have always been shite, half of them were giving Reggie Kray hand relief while the other half were sinking cognac with Jimmy Saville.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Jesus fuck, so this is what it feels like to buy LSD from eBay.
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    Other Football 2021/22

    If I had a kid with polio who supported Everton I'd still think it was funny as fuck if they went down, then I'd make them race me for an ice cream.
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    Monarchy

    It's a pisstake sadly.
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    Other Football 2021/22

    If Everton were a bloke they'd definitely be in with a decent chance of ending up President of the United States.
  11. Section_31

    Other Football 2021/22

    Villa have a player called Maxwell Cornet? Tremendous. If his shirt number isn't 99 that's a disgrace.
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    Other Football 2021/22

    They don't deserve to stay up these clowns, it'll be an absolute affront to football if they do.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    All Evertonians smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes, it's called being Evertonian. I won't live in it. That's me.
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