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The Hobbit should have been one film really, plus the dwarves were cunts. Love LOTR though, me and my mates watched the extended films back to back years ago and the day flew even though it was something like nearly 12 hours, that's how good there are. The lotr show is surely a case of the network seeing how much money was in game of thrones and thinking they'd try and get a slice.

Woah there Nelly, the films are sensational. You won't be disappointed.

That tweet sums up one of the many things that gets on my nerves about this wider 'debate', the idea that it's somehow a trivial issue and anyone who raises it needs to be educated. "Christ, you'd think these people had never heard of the Botswanan jellyfish which has 18 cocks, it's really hard civilizing this ignorant rabble.' If muscle mass and all that bollocks is so inconsequential how come Barry Mcguigan never got to fight Tyson? Presumably because one was born with God given genetic advantages that would have resulted in an unsportsmanlike spectacle.

Trump only did what made him money right now. Complex geopolitical decisions weren't what he was all about, he had no interest in the middle East because he wasn't into oil, he'd simply consider those countries 'shit holes'. If you'd offered him hotel rights in wherever the fuck in exchange for dropping an atom bomb on someone though, he wouldn't have hesitated for a second.

We're getting diminishing quality on this page, I'm tempted to lodge an offcum complaint.

Dogs in cafes. What the actual fuck is going on with that. Sat having our breakfast this morning in this place that was smaller than a thirdborn's bedroom and this pair of twats walk in with two fucking smelly Andrex dogs. Not content with permeating the place with the smell of damp fucking dog, they had to make loads of racket in search of attention, looking around as if to say 'look we've got dogs, give us some attention as we're a pair of fucking heroes', to which one of the waitresses duly obliged, giving the dogs a bowl of water and stroking them (then presumably handling food). This is another one of those mental things long considered not acceptable but which suddenly, seemingly now is. It's one step up from the loud kids in pubs shit. Basically in times gone by, if you decided to have a kid or a dog, you just had to accept there were certain things you could no longer do for the short term at least, unless you got someone to look after it. Not these days. Take your three month old baby with you on holiday to Egypt in 40 degree heat, take your dog the pub, get someone to take it on holiday when you've had your fill, take your kid swimming in the adult gym pool and everyone else be damned, because you've paid your taxes.

Here's a question to throw into the mix. Transgender people can have smear tests even though they don't need them (I think, the link reads like the man from St Ives) presumably this is more about avoiding perceived discrimination, but how many women get ill/die because they're not see as fast as they would otherwise have been? https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/sexual-health/should-trans-men-have-cervical-screening-tests/

Two blokes and a woman I know are both currently in the midst of full blown breakdowns (one who is pushing 50 and who you'd have down as pretty stoic started crying in his works one to one and hasn't been back since.) Fuck is going on? Is this a lockdown thing?

Athletes just have unreal bodies. The abs on that Johnson Thompson are tremendous.

I'd be interested to know how many people who take even relatively benign medication are aware of the possible side effects or what they do to your brain and body. Once you get into recreational drugs that's a whole other debate too, people snorting baby laxative and rat poison on a Saturday night bemoaning a vaccine that's been developed by some of the finest minds in human history.

Thought this was a pisstake before, what a fucking time to be alive.. Alana Smith, the first openly non-binary athlete to compete at the Olympic Games, has been repeatedly misgendered by commentators while competing in the women’s skateboarding competition. Smith was misgendered by callers from the BBC despite having their pronouns “they/them” written on their skateboard.

If you're pinged by the app you'll be under what's called lockdown, are you familiar with that term? Sounds like Nazi Germany to me! Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.

Her name's really Vaselinovic? Amazing, something remarkably similar had just popped into my head.

How class would it be if Chernobyl was a giant KFC instead, and the whole of Northern Europe smelled like KFC for 10,000 years.

That is shit then, it can get fucked.