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I don't reckon he's gonna run again. Been very quiet on that score other than hurling around a few insults. The presidency is actually probably a big drop in living standards for him.

Who's the lad who looks like Roddy McDowell's Mrs in Planet of the Apes? I'd take him for that reason and that reaon only.

Pique can always console himself by being spuds deep in Shakira's pooper.

Has anyone read any of this Matt Haig's stuff? He's always on Twitter moaning about how stressed he is which makes me suspect they don't work. "Got up to make a brew before but had to sit down again." Inspiring stuff. A depressed Martin Lewis.

His podcast is boss.

A deal was never on the cards. It was a trap of such guile and cunning it might as well have been standing outside Trump Tower with a bottle of piss and a video camera. Loads of people had been 'summonsed' to see the malevolent old bat well before Corbyn was to try and strike 'a deal', including Sturgeon, Cable, Umuna and the likes and they all pretty much came out saying the same thing, along the lines of 'That was fucking weird, she kept repeating her deal was the only deal, total waste of time.' Labour were only brought into it at five to midnight so if it went tits up she could try and blame them, unfortunately for her she was unable to shift the narrative because her loyal troops and their media pals wanted to keep the spotlight fixed firmly on her for their own ends.

Philip, bald of crown Charles, bald of crown William, bald of crown Harry, fulsome bonce of flame

May for me embodies the worst of 'traditional conservatism'. Cameron was and is a cunt but only in the way that the likes of Clegg and Umuna are. They're men with no ideology who'd change team depending on who was most likely to give them what they want, money, money, more money, and some kind of standing with the London elite. May though, stunk to high heaven of being a useful indiot to the traditional blue blooded power brokers that have run the country for centuries with all that entails. Her grotesquely bizarre curtsies to royalty, her thinly veiled dislike of ethnic minorities, her total ambivalence to the suffering of the poor. She was an old school Tory and establishment foot-soldier the likes of which we haven't seen since Thatcher.

What's the actual point of Tom Watson? "She had a difficult job and tried to do it honourably". Tell that to Lenny Henry's mum. He's like your fiance's brother who you have to take on your stag do even though he's a boring dick head you hardly know and spends the night skipping rounds and saying things like "you can all go to a strip club but I'm not".

Johnson shortly followed by riots. Not directly related to his appointment, but the sheer pointlessness of it all will lead to a level of general despair leading to rage that won't be easily contained. Darkest just before the dawn and all that, but none of this stuff on either side of the Atlantic is going down well with the kids.

Taking ages to heal, I'm like Wolverine in reverse these days.

Wasn't a dig at you, it's the done thing everywhere, all over social media at the moment. I'm not arsed about Corbyn either way but the way he gets dragged into every clusterfuck beggars belief. A day like this - arguably the worst leader in living memory steps down with knives in her back from a grotesque Tory party, and still - still - corbyn will come under attack for whatever the fuck. Saw Peston - the stroke-inducing helmet - Tweeting that Corbyn now faced his 'own revolt'. Amazing stuff. We get the country we deserve.

How come people have a go at Corbyn even on a day like this? Amazing stuff.